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Goat gives birth to Arab after THIS happens
Due to the flagrantly graphic beastiality photographed in this story, it is suggested you read the entire article at once, unless of course it is censored in your country!
Saudis threaten to sell Hillary
Hillary owes the Arabs billions since she can't play for the pay.
They want to sell her to ISIS as a white slave but will first invest in massive plastic surgery. Wait, they withdrew the offer.
Lot lot of AK47's in Detroit
Detroit is about to be recognized as a country by the UN, they have killed so many people.
Economy boomin in UK
Writers at TheSpoof.com are paying people to read and rate their pissives five stars!
Obama told he was born in a police car
Sherrif Joe today admitted he was kidding about Obama. "I actually devlivered the little squirt myself in my police car. Mom called 911; we got there nearly in time. The little bastard peed on me."
Banks to bulldoze Florida to expand Disney
Now that the people have no money left, banks will be bulldozing house to expand playgrounds for the rich. See hour lead story, "How to make your hose 'dozer ready"
India Inhales Death
INDIA - In the wake of many deaths by methanol in India, the resurgence of aspartame inhalation is rampant.
According to our source, staff doctor, Dr. Whine Galena..
Germany targets dead beats with V2 Vockets
Pay up or else!
IMF demands Greece pay tribute
"We want all your crack, booze, and especially all your good-looking women. We want them on the dock, dressed in maid uniforms and ready to ship out by noon.", according to the head.
World's top rapist given time off
to worship the devil!
Worlds top rapist arrested for vagrancy
vagrancy! After posting three trillion dollars bail! Nobody want's him in their neighborhood!
Court rules medical marijuana using Arizona surgeon can wear guns
in the operating room, just in case the patient wakes up and tries to steal his stash
World's top rapist pledges to devote his life
to finding the 'real' rapist if found not guilty. Don't worry. He already has booked tee times for the first month.
World's number one rapist seduces judge
Convinces her to let him go after tells her "Quel beau c...l !" That plus a million dollars, a five hundred pound ball and chain: as long as he goes back to his cell.
Hollywood is producing a new movie
Pigs on a plane. The movie will be produced by the IMF.
Latests rape defense from top flight lawyers
I have an alibi; and anyway, she asked for it. She forced me to do it, but I was having lunch with my sister at the time and wasn't even there. Plus I have immunity. Also I thought she was included.
Chineese baby born with two heads
being recruited by the French faction of the I.M.F.
I.M.F. to launch an S.D.R. alternative to the USD
Not Special Drawing Rights, Sexual Deviant Rights!
World's top rapist exonerated
Turns out he took his ED pill with a diet cola, and the resulting violent reaction in his brain caused all this.
IMF stands for... at long last we know
International Mother _uckers.
World's top rapist asks for conjugal vist
from Monica Lewinsky.. Bill says no.
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