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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills
Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.
True Facts From Snoops #1289
Snoops: The first heart transplant was in 1967 Cape Town, The first head transplant was in New Orleans 1750 by Queen Shirley Mavoo!
True Facts From Snoops #1288
Snoops: It now costs three cents to make a penny. But it only cost on cent to print a thousand dollar bill.
True Facts From Snoops #1287
Snoops: Chuck Norris actually knocked his dad over at three years old. He was running through the house at top speed when his head rand into his dad's groin and down he went.
BOOK: White House scrambled after Joe Biden's gay marriage comments...
Book: Queers and Rears not a bestseller among gays.
SHOCK: 86 Million Workers Sustain 148 Million Benefit Takers.
How you going to balance a budget like this?
Cantor blasts Obama for immigration attack on GOP.
"He's just trying to keep us from seeing the reformation of the Soviet Union!"
Expert: Russia's propaganda worse now than at height of Cold War...
That's because Obama is considered a soft touch by rest of the world.
TV Classics: Andy Griffith
Andy on phone: We'll be lookin for you. Barney: Who? Andy: The head of Sheriff Depts in Raleigh. Barney: We can't. Otis wandered in drunk & naked & now won't leave naked. We got us a jaybird jailbird.
TV Classics: Dick Van Dyke
Laura: That's right, I want my own show! Dick: Ok Ok But I get to keep Richie. Laura: You can also have Buddy and Sally. Dick: You'll never make it on your own!
BOOM: Texas crude production hits highest level since 1980...
Somebody's getting rich here and it certainly isn't the ones spending $4.00 a gallon of gas.
Pope Gives a Lift to Kids in St. Peter's Square...
Pope asks for the building of a Pope Bus!
ABCNEWS accuses rival of hogging credit for Pulitzer Prize...
Don't think I'd mention anything about hogs or pigs right now!
Deadly Diarrhea Virus Wipes Out Michigan Pigs
Muppets forced to wear masks when visiting Miss Piggy in a Michigan hospital! Kermit passes out.
Beef, Pork And Shrimp Prices Soar To Record Highs...
Vegetarians laughing their asses off!
Documentary Not Being Watched
"Dalai Lama Meets Everyone With A Smile" poorly attended.
Little Lulu Comic Sells For $10,000
This is the rare issue where Tubby eats Witch Hazel.
Washington Staff Says Obama/Putin Hate Each Other!
"They were calling each other names over the phone and Mr. Obama was even sticking out his tongue!"
Man Loses Record
Theodore Moleturd lost his Guinness Record for Most Hairless Male after visiting proctologist!
Brand New Occupation
Guy in L.A. making a good living riding up and down the freeways as a passenger for the fast lane at $5 a trip.
Where Expression Came From?
The expression "She's full of baloney" comes from those teasing a newly wed lady.
No Swimming After Meal?
One reason the saying about not going swimming after a big meal is that pearl divers say that so far down, the pressure is so great you can't fart.
TV Classics: Bonanza
Ben: Adam, where have you been and where is Hoss & Joe? Adam: We got lost in the desert. Dad, Hoss ate Little Joe and ran off. Joe's gone on The Highway to Heaven.
TV Classics: Sandford & Son
Fred: This is the big one! Lamont: Oh sit down! Fred: No Lamont. This is it. I'm coming Elizabeth Honey. I'm coming!
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