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True Facts From Snoops #3080
Over 75% of people who like their dessert on a cone, prefer ice cream.
True Facts From Snoops #3079
300-pound Lester Bullfinch was the last to go down on the Titanic. He was still at the buffet and rescuers reported his last words to be, "This pudding tastes salty."
True Facts From Snoops #3078
William Shakespeare always wanted to be a lawyer but failed the tests. Thus, he turned to writing plays. But even though he was very successful in writing, people always called him "The Barred".
True Facts From Snoops #3077
One of the Smothers Brothers has died but they are still arguing over which one it is, plus which one their Mom loved best.
True Facts From Snoops #3076
While Nelson Mandela was in prison all those years, he not only wrote a book, but also turned out over 35,000 potholders.
True Facts From Snoops #3075
Scuba divers say that when you get down to the bottom of a river where the bottom-feeder live, you can actually hear the catfish purr!
True Facts From Snoops #3074
Thomas Merton, the famous Monk Writer, is now said that one of the other monks helped write the books but was sworn by a vow of silence.
True Facts From Snoops #3073
Word is that what really happened with Sir Isaac Newton was that a neighbor, John Apple, came over and hit him on the head with his fist for the dog poop on his yard again!
True Facts From Snoops #3072
Time Magazines: 1962: Person of The Year: Jed Clampett! On receiving the recognition, he stated, "Well, Doggies!"
True Facts From Snoops #3071
If you meet an Amish family in their bigger buggies and they are all blinking their eyes at you, be careful. There's a wreck or police officer straight ahead.
True Facts From Snoops #3070
Shirley Temple's most irritating song? "The Good Ship Lollipop". Typical reaction at the time: "I'd like to slap her jaws! Kept me awake all night again. Stupid Lolli...song!"
True Facts From Snoops #3069
Gandhi always ended his fasts with a bucket of KFC Extra Crispy and a chocolate milkshake.
True Facts From Snoops #3068
A German Shepherd can smell fear. Also mailmen. So if you are a fearful mailman....."
True Facts From Snoops #3067
The most shoplifted cat food? Shebas Whitefish and tuna pate in a can.
True Facts From Snoops #3066
Due to a horse shortage during WWI, the Kentucky Derby was run on ostritches. The winner, Big Bird, peeked off trophy presenters right ear.
True Facts From Snoops #1365
While reviewing old film clips, Wilt the Stilt Chamberlain may have had three arms thus disqualifying him from the record books.
True Facts From Snoops #1364
The singer/songwriter/writer/artist Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Dylan.
True Facts From Snoops #1363
The reason Andrew Jackson was called "Old Hickory" was because of his discipline of younger troops.
True Facts From Snoops #1362
Kim Kardashian has had to purchase two seats on an airplane since 2010.
True Facts From Snoops #1361
Anyone caught laughing when J. Edgar Hoover addressed his FBI agents were later found wearing cement shoes.
True Facts From Snoops #1360
Few know that the role played by Marlon Brando in "Last Tango in Paris" was first offered to Bennett Cerf.
True Facts From Snoops #1359
The most downloaded song of 2013? "Don't Take Your Guns to Town" by Johnny Cash!
True Facts From Snoops #1358
In the U.S. most auto accidents happen within five miles of a WalMart.
True Facts From Snoops #1357
The most asked question of Americans while on European Vacations? "Do you know the Griswolds?"