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Breakthrough in WWII!
It finally came when we decoded the German messages which were written in Polish Pig Latin.
U.S. Owns Up To It!
Although the United States government denies it faked the 1969 moon landing, it does admit to faking Woodstock the same year.
Spring Protest Coming
Millions of Americans plan to dry their big vehicles into Washington DC this Spring, to protest pollution by Big Oil!
Big ole what, we don't know!
Holiday Season Layoffs!
Another two hundred workers laid off after Ben and Jerry's Pun Factory closes, also leaving several Spoof writers without the proper funny punchline or pun, to close.
Maryland official who led problematic, state-run ObamaCare site resigns
"It's not my fault either. We told them but they will just blame us for it. It's a mess and I'm headed for sunny skies somewhere!"
1 in 4 ObamaCare site signups could have errors, sparking coverage fears
But you want know if you have it until you need it.
6 hospitalized in Mexico for possible radiation poisoning #2
One man wants the group to sue but his other head argues against it!
Seattle celebrates 1 year since it legalized pot
"Before that, we had to go out in the bushes or behind a tree", says Old Timey Man.
True Facts From Snoops #440
According to Snoops: Eli Whitney, inventor of the cotton gin, always order 'Gin and Cotton' please, at the bar on Saturday nights.
Pocket hookahs proliferate with young pot users.
Potty training comes earlier and earlier in life it seems.
Hong Kong quarantines 19 people over second Turd Blue case.
I'm sorry. That should be: Hong Kong quarantines 19 people over second Bird Flu case!
Woman Hospitalized After Glued to Toilet Seat at Home Depot
That happened to several people last week after Alabama/Auburn football game!
Russia Moves Nuclear Weapons
Russia has moved some of it's nuclear arsenal into giant Nesting Dolls, holding four dolls with one missile inside.
Some Upset Americans
Middle Men claim that Farmer's Markets are destroying America's way of life!
On The Road to Burma
Myanmar may change it's name back to Burma according to leader. "No one can pronounce it." Orders all 'Myanmar Shave' signs taken down.
True Facts From Snoops #997
According to Snoops: Despite all the casinos today, the number one place for gambling is still the 7-Eleven Lottos!
True Facts From Snoops #843
According to Snoops: Before it was called the International House of Pancakes, the restaurant was called, "Old Abner's Flapjacks".
True Facts From Snoops #371
According to Snoops: Pete Rose is the only retired baseball player to steal second base between innings!
IRS Using GOOGLE Maps to Spy on Taxpayers.
IRA using Google to spy on IRS spying on taxpayers.
Health Exchange Director Resigns
No one wants to exchange their health insurance for others anymore! I blame George Bush and his Obamacare!
Cano, Beltran, Granderson, Feldman find new homes
Should be some homes as combined salaries hit three billion dollars!
NY railway has until Tuesday to analyze lines
Call in a dozen or so engineers and six headshrinkers for guy who ran the train.
ABC's 'Scandal' reduced to 18 episodes this season
White House Scandals to reach at least 20 episodes!
More of US expected to see snow, sleet, ice
Just turn on your television and go to what is called, "The Weather Channel". You'll see it at least 25 times.
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