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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

written by Bureau, 17 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1289

Snoops: The first heart transplant was in 1967 Cape Town, The first head transplant was in New Orleans 1750 by Queen Shirley Mavoo!

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1288

Snoops: It now costs three cents to make a penny. But it only cost on cent to print a thousand dollar bill.

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True Facts From Snoops #1287

Snoops: Chuck Norris actually knocked his dad over at three years old. He was running through the house at top speed when his head rand into his dad's groin and down he went.

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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BOOK: White House scrambled after Joe Biden's gay marriage comments...

Book: Queers and Rears not a bestseller among gays.

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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SHOCK: 86 Million Workers Sustain 148 Million Benefit Takers.

How you going to balance a budget like this?

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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Cantor blasts Obama for immigration attack on GOP.

"He's just trying to keep us from seeing the reformation of the Soviet Union!"

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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Expert: Russia's propaganda worse now than at height of Cold War...

That's because Obama is considered a soft touch by rest of the world.

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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TV Classics: Andy Griffith

Andy on phone: We'll be lookin for you. Barney: Who? Andy: The head of Sheriff Depts in Raleigh. Barney: We can't. Otis wandered in drunk & naked & now won't leave naked. We got us a jaybird jailbird.

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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TV Classics: Dick Van Dyke

Laura: That's right, I want my own show! Dick: Ok Ok But I get to keep Richie. Laura: You can also have Buddy and Sally. Dick: You'll never make it on your own!

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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BOOM: Texas crude production hits highest level since 1980...

Somebody's getting rich here and it certainly isn't the ones spending $4.00 a gallon of gas.

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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Pope Gives a Lift to Kids in St. Peter's Square...

Pope asks for the building of a Pope Bus!

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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ABCNEWS accuses rival of hogging credit for Pulitzer Prize...

Don't think I'd mention anything about hogs or pigs right now!

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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Deadly Diarrhea Virus Wipes Out Michigan Pigs

Muppets forced to wear masks when visiting Miss Piggy in a Michigan hospital! Kermit passes out.

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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Beef, Pork And Shrimp Prices Soar To Record Highs...

Vegetarians laughing their asses off!

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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Documentary Not Being Watched

"Dalai Lama Meets Everyone With A Smile" poorly attended.

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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Little Lulu Comic Sells For $10,000

This is the rare issue where Tubby eats Witch Hazel.

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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Washington Staff Says Obama/Putin Hate Each Other!

"They were calling each other names over the phone and Mr. Obama was even sticking out his tongue!"

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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Man Loses Record

Theodore Moleturd lost his Guinness Record for Most Hairless Male after visiting proctologist!

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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Brand New Occupation

Guy in L.A. making a good living riding up and down the freeways as a passenger for the fast lane at $5 a trip.

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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Where Expression Came From?

The expression "She's full of baloney" comes from those teasing a newly wed lady.

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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No Swimming After Meal?

One reason the saying about not going swimming after a big meal is that pearl divers say that so far down, the pressure is so great you can't fart.

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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TV Classics: Bonanza

Ben: Adam, where have you been and where is Hoss & Joe? Adam: We got lost in the desert. Dad, Hoss ate Little Joe and ran off. Joe's gone on The Highway to Heaven.

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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TV Classics: Sandford & Son

Fred: This is the big one! Lamont: Oh sit down! Fred: No Lamont. This is it. I'm coming Elizabeth Honey. I'm coming!

written by Bureau, 16 April 2014
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