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True Facts From Snoops #971
Snoops: In Italian slang, a Bingle is a car accident and a whinger is a complainer. Wonder what a goober grabber is?
Inside of My Body? (SLAP!!) No You Don't!
The FDA has approved a new camera that can be swallowed so that doctors can look at the inside of their patients' bodies.
Disney World is raising the price of a one-day ticket to Epcot to $100
Some are saying that for a big family they could save money by actually flying to some of the countries instead of a fake one.
The Duck Dynasty Hosts Bowl Game
In a year of big changes for NCAA football, the A&E stars put their Duck Commander brand on Louisiana's Independence Bowl in a new five-year deal!
Justin Bieber Videos Show Unsteady Walk in Jail
He certainly looks different all pale and bow-legged!
U.S. Plans $1 Billion Loan to Ukraine, Kerry Says
"Just as long as the Chinese agree to the financing!"
Older Dads at Higher Risk of Passing Along Mental Disorders, Study Says
"We are not", says older dad. "It's the things put in the kids food that causes all the problems. Go back 2 generations and lots of big families and this wasn't true because they grew their own food.
N.J. mom: School bus left my 5-year-old at wrong stop ... again
This is the third time this month according to mother. There are no houses there. Why is she doing this?
Great-grandpa takes home wrong kid from school, angering parents
"Well they all look alike in those get-ups. I guess that was what all the fuss was about when we left."
Could sharks help predict hurricanes?
Maybe, maybe not! But who's going to get close enough to check them out?
Wintry weather returns to U.S. Midwest, Northeast with a vengeance
"Yoohoo! Guess who's back? Your old friend, Mister Polar Vortex Himself!"
True Facts From Snoops #617
Snoops: Dizzy Dean the great pitcher for St. Louis, got his nickname from small bottles of Scotch he hid about his person. Also, screaming was aloud back then. He'd scream & fall, confusing batters.
True Facts From Snoops #600
Snoops: Giant anteaters are sometimes called "Ant Bears". This offends both groups.
True Facts From Snoops #903
Snoops: In some cultures people believe that it's good luck to cross your fingers. In others, they think you are about to lie!
True Facts From Snoops #552
Snoops: Many people in the southern states of America think that "the hat trick" in Hockey is when a player pockets the puck and takes out a hat from which he pulls out a rabbit!
True Facts From Snoops #729
Snoops: The flightless Emu can run over 40 MPH and right over a small car and stop to peck the glasses out!
True Facts From Snoops #728
Snoops: The Lethasaurus were three feet long, had high knees, seven toes on each foot and was brown. This is according to a Professor Ellsworth of Australia who discovered a tooth last week.
True Facts From Snoops #177
Snoops: Whip-O-Will babies emerge ten dys before a full moon...stark naked!!
Pollution, Smog Making China Have A Nuclear Winter!
"Soon we won't be able to see how to get around, grow anything, no season warming for fruit trees", say invisible people.
NASA discovers 715 planets
All I know is that they weren't there yesterday", says supervisor!
Texas ban on same-sex marriage struck down
"Good", says one gay male. "We had already tied the knot and on the floor!"
Today in 1952!
Prime Minister Winston Churchill announced that Britain had developed its own atomic bomb. British Citizens: WE HEARD! WE HEARD!
On This Date in 1815
Napoleon Bonaparte escaped from exile on the Island of Elba. He told his men later, "I just had to have some more Elba room!"
Supreme Court expands police authority to search homes.
Citizens Group: Are we allowed to search police before they bring something in?
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