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US Drone Obliterates Scottish Pipe Band

And a bee hive.

written by Skoob1999, 13 September 2012
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Prince Charles Quotes Shakespeare's Richard III

"A Horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!"

So they gave him Camilla...

written by Skoob1999, 02 July 2012
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Local Man Has Adequate Insurance Cover

Threatens to lump opera singing moustachioed twat off TV ads if he keeps sending spam emails.

written by Skoob1999, 13 January 2012
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Chelsea News - AVB To Be More Proactive

Picks himself to play in midfield in Manchester City clash.

written by Skoob1999, 11 December 2011
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Spoofer Reachers Snippet Milestone!

Skoob1999 hits 500 - not a single one is remotely amusing!

written by Skoob1999, 11 December 2011
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North West Home Of Strongest Football Teams

Wigan, Blackburn and Bolton currently propping up the rest of the Premiership.

written by Skoob1999, 11 December 2011
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Sir Alex Reveals Christmas Wish List.

Eleven Cantonas! And an Eric Cantona!

written by Skoob1999, 11 December 2011
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Graffiti Artists For Jesus Make Announcement

Let us spray.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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Vegetarians For Jesus Make Announcement

Lettuce pray.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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"You're Crap And You Ain't Funny!" Shouts Heckler.

"Yeah, but I'm not banging my sister!" replies stand up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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"I Hate You, I Hate Everything You Stand For! You're A Loser!" Heckler Calls Out

"Ask your momma and your half sister if they agree...I doubt it," replies stand-up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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"Tell It Like It Is - You're A Gaylord!" Shouts Heckler

"Nah. Sorry mate. Looks like the gaylord fairy bypassed me and landed in your closet. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay...ask your Dad." Stand-up comic replies.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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"Stick It Up Your Arse!" Heckler Calls

"Familiar territory then..." replies stand-up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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"You're A Pervert!" Heckler Yells.

"Please - keep a civil tongue in my arse when you say that," replies stand-up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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"You're Crap!" Shouts Heckler.

"No. I'm carp. I'm a fish. Dyslexic bastard," replies stand-up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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"My Nan Was Funnier Than You!" Shouts Heckler.

"Dig the bitch up, put her up here, and we'll let the audience decide," replies stand-up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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"You're A Wanker!" Shouts Heckler...

"Beats bonking your missus..." says stand-up comic.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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Are You Taking The Piss?

Nope. Just Borrowing it.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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It's Simple...

Even you get this - so it must be.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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If You Insist On Calling Chinese People 'Chinks'...

Don't look so fucking surprised when you find something unpleasant in your takeaway.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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Ian Huntley Survives Yet Another Prison Assault

Many members of the public secretly hope that there are many more, before somebody finally nails the bastard.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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Hold That Snippet!

I was going to read that one, but it was too long and it's gone now...

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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Snippet Writing Is An Art Form...

Which most site users are unable to master.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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If A Snippet Takes Longer Than Five Seconds To Read...

It's crap.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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