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US Drone Obliterates Scottish Pipe Band
And a bee hive.
written by Skoob1999, 13 September 2012
Prince Charles Quotes Shakespeare's Richard III
"A Horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!"
So they gave him Camilla...
written by Skoob1999, 02 July 2012
Local Man Has Adequate Insurance Cover
Threatens to lump opera singing moustachioed twat off TV ads if he keeps sending spam emails.
written by Skoob1999, 13 January 2012
Chelsea News - AVB To Be More Proactive
Picks himself to play in midfield in Manchester City clash.
Spoofer Reachers Snippet Milestone!
Skoob1999 hits 500 - not a single one is remotely amusing!
North West Home Of Strongest Football Teams
Wigan, Blackburn and Bolton currently propping up the rest of the Premiership.
Sir Alex Reveals Christmas Wish List.
Eleven Cantonas! And an Eric Cantona!
Graffiti Artists For Jesus Make Announcement
Let us spray.
Vegetarians For Jesus Make Announcement
"You're Crap And You Ain't Funny!" Shouts Heckler.
"Yeah, but I'm not banging my sister!" replies stand up comic.
"I Hate You, I Hate Everything You Stand For! You're A Loser!" Heckler Calls Out
"Ask your momma and your half sister if they agree...I doubt it," replies stand-up comic.
"Tell It Like It Is - You're A Gaylord!" Shouts Heckler
"Nah. Sorry mate. Looks like the gaylord fairy bypassed me and landed in your closet. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay...ask your Dad." Stand-up comic replies.
"Stick It Up Your Arse!" Heckler Calls
"Familiar territory then..." replies stand-up comic.
"You're A Pervert!" Heckler Yells.
"Please - keep a civil tongue in my arse when you say that," replies stand-up comic.
"You're Crap!" Shouts Heckler.
"No. I'm carp. I'm a fish. Dyslexic bastard," replies stand-up comic.
"My Nan Was Funnier Than You!" Shouts Heckler.
"Dig the bitch up, put her up here, and we'll let the audience decide," replies stand-up comic.
"You're A Wanker!" Shouts Heckler...
"Beats bonking your missus..." says stand-up comic.
Are You Taking The Piss?
Nope. Just Borrowing it.
Even you get this - so it must be.
If You Insist On Calling Chinese People 'Chinks'...
Don't look so fucking surprised when you find something unpleasant in your takeaway.
Ian Huntley Survives Yet Another Prison Assault
Many members of the public secretly hope that there are many more, before somebody finally nails the bastard.
Hold That Snippet!
I was going to read that one, but it was too long and it's gone now...
Snippet Writing Is An Art Form...
Which most site users are unable to master.
If A Snippet Takes Longer Than Five Seconds To Read...