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ObamaCare Exposed

Health care experts have advised the government that ObamaCare administrators will soon have to select any two out of the following three parameters: Reduced Costs; Improved Care; Cover More People!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2013
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Thieves in the Night

Stealing from your neighbor to give money to others gets you jail time. Yet, King Obama I appropriates taxpayer money to bailout losers and to make bad investments in crony green energy companies!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2013
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Empty Suit Awards

The 2012 Democratic leadership empty suit awards go to King Obama I, Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) (empty dress), House Minority Whip Hoyer (D-MD) and Senate Majority Leader Reid (D-NV)!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2013
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I Want Your Money

Pres. Obama & eastern state Democratic governors are using words like future investment, more revenue, close tax loopholes & jobs budget. Look out middleclass you are about to lose all tax deductions!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2013
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The Man that Wasn't There

SecDev Panetta told Senators Pres. Obama was absent the night US Amb. Stevens & three other Americans were killed in Benghazi LY. Then how could Obama give orders to the generals during the attack?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2013
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It's Spreading

Republicans have asked the Colorado Dept. of Public Health & the Environment for aerial spraying to combat Democratic left liberalitis. The disease is infecting the state as more easterners move here!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2013
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Now Hear This

CAPT: There was a malfunctioning torpedo reported during the ships training exercise. EXEC: Not a problem Torpedowoman First Class Mary McGersky picked up the 520 lb weapon & threw it over the side!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2013
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Besides It's Unconstitutional

State laws holding gun manufacturers responsible for gun deaths would be like holding car manufactures responsible for traffic accident deaths. Also against federal law!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2013
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No Large Screen TV Either

LONE RANGER: People complain about how bad things are today. TONTO: Family's lived through the 1930's Great Depression on stale bread, rotten fruits/vegetables & used newspapers for toilet paper.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 10 February 2013
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Tax Increases or Increased Revenue?

DEMOCRATS: You spend money on foolish things so we tax more & decide what to spend your money on. REPUBLICANS: You can spend money on foolish things, thus more foolish thing production & more revenue!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 08 February 2013
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Impeach King Obama I

There are specific Constitutional limits predicated on King George III, that limit what a president can do to US citizens to avoid the slippery slope from bad guy terrorists to an enemy's list!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 08 February 2013
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President Obama is not President Lincoln

Sen. Obama railed at Pres. GW Bush using unconstitutional authority now being asserted by the White House. WH cites Pres. Lincoln's authoritarianism, but Mr. Lincoln had a civil war on his hands!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 08 February 2013
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Unconstitutional Presidential Power

King Obama I wants sole authority to be judge, jury and executioner using unmanned drones against terror operatives (bad guys), who are US citizens, without a formal Congressional declaration of war!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 08 February 2013
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Warming Up to Fracking

Democratic state governors, e.g. California are discovering that natural gas Fracking means increased revenues (taxes), allowing more spending and are rebuffing environmentalists as worry warts!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 08 February 2013
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Impeachable Offenses

King Obama I has violated US citizens 1st (freedom of religion), 2nd (right to bear arms), 4th, 5th, 6th (illegal search/seizure, due process, jury trial, killing) Amendments to the US Constitution!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2013
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More About Impeachable Offenses

King Obama I gives amnesty to illegal immigrants, ignores federal laws doesn't like, violates US citizen's rights home & abroad (no declared war), unconstitutional recess appointments & has no budget!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2013
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Tectonic Plate Warning I

Climate Change Guru Al Gore's defection has liberal professors frantic for new taxpayer funds. They asked Pres. Obama for $1 billion a yr to study Tectonic Plates smashing into each other in 500 yrs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2013
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Tectonic Plate Warning II

UN officials at their NYC headquarters claim they can see the Alps moving. Iran's Pres. Ahmadinejad to head a 500 man (no women) committee that has already blamed Israel for Tectonic Plate movement!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2013
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Enforce Littering Laws

A Maryland city to institute flogging of slobs caught throwing plastic bags on the ground, as a five cent fee for supermarket bags is just another useless tax on residents.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2013
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Lack of Common Sense

The Obama administration still has doubts Iran wants to build a nuclear bomb. Then why is Iran spending far in excess of funds needed for peaceful nuclear purposes & putting up with world sanctions?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2013
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The Spoiler in Chief

A bipartisan group of Senators came up with an outline for immigration reform legislation that considers key issues. King Obama I is upset that the plan doesn't cover LGBT people/couples!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2013
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President Obama Still Can't Add

LONE RANGER: King Obama I wants more revenue from people earning over $450,000 to reduce the budget deficit. TONTO: He overspends by $1 trillion, but anticipates gaining another $100 billion!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 February 2013
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President Obama's ATM

Willie Sutton said "I rob banks because that's where the money is." King Obama I will soon run out of rich people and start taxing the middle class to pursue his wealth redistribution agenda.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
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More Wealth Redistribution

LONE RANGER: King Obama I wants more revenue from the rich to get the economy moving. TONTO: He who speaks with forked tongue should get a real day job to earn more revenue!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
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