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NASA Says Aliens DO Exist
Rumor has it that TV execs are already planning "spacey" editions of THE BACHELOR and THE BACHELORETTE.
Levi's CEO Advises Not Washing Jeans
He also recommends wearing a clothespin on your nose at all times.
Chinese Official Defends Spying on American Businesses
"Monkey see, monkey do," he said.
There's a New Ronald McDonald!
He's thinner. You guessed it. He doesn't eat at McDonald's.
Venice Wants To Be Independent of Italy
Fossils of Pygmy Dinosaurs Discovered
Elevator shoes were also found at the site.
Lake Superior Feels Superior
About rave reviews for its fantastic ice show!
Lady Gaga Nipped by Slow Loris at Video Shoot
"Thank goodness it wasn't a FAST loris," said the relieved singer.
Crocodiles CAN Climb Trees
But they don't want to, as they get enough exercise at the
Shia LaBeouf Wins Best-Dressed Award at Film Festival
Judges said wearing a paper bag on his head was a unique fashion statement.
Ice and Snow in Dallas for Super Bowl Weekend
Rumors that the bad weather was sent there by the NY Jets, just because they didn't make it to the Super Bowl, are unfounded.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin are hoping to trademark their names.
A Celebrity Breakup in Reverse?
Barbie and Ken may be getting back together. Oy!
So Long, It's Been Good to Know You
As Egyptian President Mubarak packs his bags, he channels Woody Guthrie.
Free Agent Derek Jeter Applies for Unemployment Benefits
"I just want to cover all the bases," he said.
Bedbugs Invade NYC Schools
Claim they have a right to be educated.
Bedbugs Are Now in NY's Empire State Building
The bugs proudly report, "We've overcome our fear of heights."
Is the moon shrinking?
Yes. The moon has been dieting, working out, and spending time on a fat farm.
The Spoof Website Gets a New Look
Wonder Woman is miffed. "I thought I was the only one getting a makeover," she said.
Some Pizza in Naples May Be Baked by Using Wood from Caskets
It's pizza to die for.
Robot Replaces Cleric or Public Official, Performs Wedding Ceremony in Tokyo
Under development is a Robot that will declare divorces.
Scientists Say There Are People Who Are 4 Percent Neanderthal
Big Whoop! Most of us have met numerous folks who seem to be 99.9 percent Neanderthal.
Lady Gaga Protests Apple's Closing of Lala.com Music Service at the End of May
"It's a slap in the face of things and people with names that have repetitive syllables," she complains.
In Belgium People Can No Longer Wear Burqas in Public
And Belgian chocolates can no longer wrap themselves in foil.
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