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Ice and Snow in Dallas for Super Bowl Weekend
Rumors that the bad weather was sent there by the NY Jets, just because they didn't make it to the Super Bowl, are unfounded.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin are hoping to trademark their names.
A Celebrity Breakup in Reverse?
Barbie and Ken may be getting back together. Oy!
So Long, It's Been Good to Know You
As Egyptian President Mubarak packs his bags, he channels Woody Guthrie.
Free Agent Derek Jeter Applies for Unemployment Benefits
"I just want to cover all the bases," he said.
Bedbugs Invade NYC Schools
Claim they have a right to be educated.
Bedbugs Are Now in NY's Empire State Building
The bugs proudly report, "We've overcome our fear of heights."
Is the moon shrinking?
Yes. The moon has been dieting, working out, and spending time on a fat farm.
The Spoof Website Gets a New Look
Wonder Woman is miffed. "I thought I was the only one getting a makeover," she said.
Some Pizza in Naples May Be Baked by Using Wood from Caskets
It's pizza to die for.
Robot Replaces Cleric or Public Official, Performs Wedding Ceremony in Tokyo
Under development is a Robot that will declare divorces.
Scientists Say There Are People Who Are 4 Percent Neanderthal
Big Whoop! Most of us have met numerous folks who seem to be 99.9 percent Neanderthal.
Lady Gaga Protests Apple's Closing of Lala.com Music Service at the End of May
"It's a slap in the face of things and people with names that have repetitive syllables," she complains.
In Belgium People Can No Longer Wear Burqas in Public
And Belgian chocolates can no longer wrap themselves in foil.
They're Puttin' Up Their Dukes
Steve Jobs is in one corner, Adobe Flash in the other.
Thirty days hath September
So what? Anyway, nobody says 'hath' anymore.
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie
Animal rights group stages a demonstration in protest.
NASA Provides HD Photos of the Sun
The sun is not pleased and comments, "They didn't get my good side and they refused to airbrush the photos."
This little piggy went to market
But decided it was too risky to buy stocks, so he packed up his briefcase and headed back to his pigsty.
Nooks, Kindles, iPads Sign Up for Emergency Response Services
"I've fallen and I can't get up scenarios are not for us," these devices say.
Survey Shows Women Spend Three Years Of Their Lives Shopping
And six years returning what they bought.
Senior Citizens Arrested on Charge of Planning Bank Robbery
Their defense? "We are undercover agents for the Equal Opportunity Commission and are checking to see that there are equal opportunities for folks of all ages to engage in criminal behavior."
Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Sheep
Again? Can't that woman hang onto anything?
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