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Poland Has Banned Polish Jokes

Any violators will be sent to Ethiopia.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 April 2014
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According To Research Studies

More research studies are needed in order to accurately reach a conclusive conclusion.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 April 2014
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Switzerland Bans Perfumes In Buildings

Authorities say that the smell interferes with the sweet aroma of Swiss Chocolate.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 April 2014
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Pakistani Baby Charged With Attempted Murder

The 9-month-old baby was caught throwing baby toys at a gas meter reader riding on a camel.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 April 2014
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Caracas, Venezuela Is In Chaos

Reports are that generals are running and admirals are swimming.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 06 April 2014
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David Letterman Says He'll Have To Try Harder

David Letterman says that he and Madonna have arm wrestled a total of 27 times and she has beaten him 24 times.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2014
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Demi Moore Is Now Changing Her Tune

Demi Moore has said that she wants people to stop referring to her as a cougar because it makes her feel old.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2014
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Anderson Cooper's Secret

Anderson Cooper recently said that if he was not gay he would love to make out with Scarlett Johansson.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2014
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Sarah Palin - The Practical Joker

Bristol Palin said her mother named her after the motel where she was conceived; The Bristol Inn. She giggled and said she's just glad she wasn't conceived at The Ramada Inn.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2014
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Paul McCartney Said He Did Not Like The Names Fido or Rover

Paul McCartney says that he named his very first dog "Hitler" after his high school geography teacher Mr. Hitler Wickingwood.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 April 2014
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Anderson Cooper Admits He Likes Cher and Kathy Griffin Fighting Over Him

He says that it makes him feel dainty.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
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Mitt Romney's Big Secret

Old Mittens has admitted that he truly feels in his heart that he could have won the election if only he wasn't so damn rich.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
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David Letterman's Same Sex Concern

David Letterman is concerned about himself because lately he says he has been having sexual fantasies about Jimmy Kimmel.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
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Gary Busey Says He's Building A Drone

Gary said he got the directions from Paris Hilton (Oops!).

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
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Alec Baldwin Says He's Saying Goodbye To The USA

He stated that he's fed up with the American Paparazzi always asking him if he's bipolar, or an atheist, or gay.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 March 2014
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Giddy Up Thar Miss Beulah

An Amish buggy is being sought in a hit and run. Police are looking for a black horse with one hell of a bruise on its side.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Simple Meow's Ain't Gonna Cut It

Most cats know when they are about to be neutered and will emit an ear piercing sound that rivals that of a crazed banshee giving birth to a 16-pound baby.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Like A Moth To A Flame

Moths are not really attracted to the flame as the cliché states. They are actually attracted to the smell of roasting marshmallows and wieners.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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A Fruity Subject

700 years ago oranges were actually purple and were known as purples.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Say Monique, What's That Smell?

Up until September of 1962, elderly women in Paris wore hats made totally out of cabbage leaves.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Finland Had Second Thoughts

Finland outlawed the vowel E in 1958, but reinstated it back in 1960.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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But The Moo's Sound The Same

Most cows have 4 stomachs except those in India, which only have 3.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Edward "The Nosy" Snowden Strikes Again!

Edward Snowden says he knows the phone numbers and social security numbers of everyone living in the United States.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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Vice-President Joe Biden Is In Poland To Reassure The Allies

Meanwhile Sarah Palin is told to stay in Wasilla and keep her mouth shut.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 19 March 2014
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