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Cameron had "sex with a pig"

Diane Abbot issues denial before reading whole story.

written by John_L, 21 September 2015

ITV announce new series of 'Love thy Neighbour'

Controversial sitcom about a white working class man and his black neighbour is to return this winter. "We feel that Eddie Booth, the bigoted socialist loudmouth would be a Corbynite" ITV said.

written by John_L, 11 September 2015

New Human like Creature discovered.

A primitive ancestor thought to be a missing link between apes and modern man has been discovered. Scientists think it was both backward and reactionary in nature and have named it Homo Corbynosis.

written by John_L, 10 September 2015

Miley Cyrus comes out as media whore

Although we have all known it for years the former Hannah Montana star today confirmed that she was indeed a media whore willing to do anything and everything to get column inches.

written by John_L, 28 August 2015

NME to be given away free.

The music paper has taken the decision after a survey showed that students were more likely to use freesheets such as The Metro for toilet paper rather than the traditional NME.

written by John_L, 06 July 2015

BBC Springwatch to get makeover

With the return of Hunting with Hounds in the Queens Speech, Springwatch will now be presented by Jeremy Clarkson and feature footage of dogs ripping Foxes and Badgers to death.

written by John_L, 23 May 2015

NFL stars to donate brains for medical research

Unfortunately the two unnamed players idea of removing each others brains with a table saw before sending them to USC went every so slightly wrong.

written by John_L, 04 March 2015

Woods pulls out with back injury.

Vonn said to be a little frustrated that he didn't finish.

written by John_L, 06 February 2015

Thierry Henry: Former Arsenal and France striker retires from football

He plans to make a bit to join the France Handball team for the Rio Olympics.

written by John_L, 16 December 2014

What is the difference between Russell Brand and David Mellor

One supports West Ham and the other supports Chelsea.

written by John_L, 02 December 2014

Alan Pardew: Newcastle manager backed by club owner Mike Ashley

David Moyes is expected to unveiled as the Magpies new boss on Wednesday.

written by John_L, 15 September 2014

Scottish independence: Queen 'above politics', Buckingham Palace says

However Prince Charles is not so will be sticking his nose in where it isn't wanted.

written by John_L, 10 September 2014

UKIP Claims To Have Solved The Ripper Mystery Using DNA

A spokesman for the party said: "We can confirm that Jack the Ripper was a Polish immigrant proving that immigrants have always been bad and we need to get rid of them all."

written by John_L, 07 September 2014

Islamic State action 'not ruled out' by David Cameron

"Look if we get a bloody nose from UKIP in Clacton I'll have to do something to upstage Farage, and sending the troops in would be perfect." The Prime Minister told BBC Breakfast this morning.

written by John_L, 04 September 2014

Gary Barlow 'settling tax affairs ASAP'

"I've made a huge donation to the Tory party plus I'm going speak at conference so it's all settles" Barlow told the BBC's Newsbeat.

written by John_L, 03 September 2014

UK terror threat level raised to 'severe'

Theresa May is said to have taken this decision to divert attention from a week of damaging headlines for the Tory Party.

written by John_L, 29 August 2014

Norwich's Fry nears £8m QPR switch

QPR are close paying a record £8m to Norwich City for the affections of super fan Stephen Fry. It is the first supporter transfer since West Ham paid Shrewsbury Town £2m for Derek Smalls in 1982.

written by John_L, 19 August 2014

BBC announce Assange to join SCT

Julian Assange will leave the Ecuadorian embassy to compete in this years 'Strictly Come Dancing'. The 43 year old former lecturer will also be the first sex offender to appear on the BBC since Savile

written by John_L, 19 August 2014

Mourinho reveals he is building Chelsea for decade of dominance

Bookmakers slash the odds on him being fired before Christmas.

written by John_L, 24 July 2014

Luiz Felipe Scolari resigns as Brazil coach.

He has now been installed as Bookies favorite as the next Chelsea coach, making a return to the West London club around Christmas.

written by John_L, 14 July 2014

Rescue helicopter finds Jedward stranded on sandbank

Following the rescue the helicopter crew have since been placed in protective custardy after the Irish Coast Guard received threats from music lovers.

written by John_L, 04 July 2014

Cameron pledges £1bn to people with dementia

"Look you have to be demented to think I deserve a second term." He said at a press conference.

written by John_L, 19 June 2014

Sid the Sexist returns his free Current Bun

Lovable Geordie rascal Sid the Sexist has returned the 'Free Sun'. "It were nowt any good like." he said, continuing "It didny have any tits in it. No tits no way." he continued.

written by John_L, 13 June 2014

Celtic appoint Delia as new manager

The former Norwich chair and TV cook will have a 12 rolling contract at Celtic Park. She joins Clermont manager Helena Costa in being a female manager of a male team. Costa was an assistant at Celtic.

written by John_L, 06 June 2014
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