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Solksjaer Sacked by Vincent Tan's Cardiff
Baby-faced assassin assassinated by Bond villain
Solksjaer 'Leaves' Cardiff City
Norwegian cites a "difference in philosophy over how to manage the club", with this philosophical difference coinciding with the team struggling to win a game
Gulf War 3
Captain Rooney as Ambassador
Never has David Beckham seemed so bright and capable
Systemic Officialdom sees Parents Locked up
Person really struggling to come to terms with this outrage
Parents Locked Up for Caring by Establishment
Story reminds world why we are all well and truly fucked
1970's Paedophile-themed Advent Calendars deemed in Poor Taste for Xmas 2014
Rescheduled for Halloween
Tiger Woods to Miss Ryder Cup
Ex world number one and former future best player of all time to focus on new love of weightlifting instead
Barbaric Murder of Journalist Shocks West
Wasn't how they usually do it. Plus they didn't waterboard or urinate on him or anything
UK Considers Going to War with ISA's
After the un-abating onslaught of people unhappy with their Independent Saving Accounts
Ignoramuses Writing Spoofs on the Rise
Crimea is NOT an independent nation, and believe it or not Northern Ireland is ALSO part of the United Kingdom, but hey who cares about getting your facts right when you're just so freakin hilarious!
Missing Plane found on that Island off Lost
Malaysian airliner revealed to have entered a swirling vortex in the Bermuda Triangle and ended up as subject matter for brand new series of TV drama.
Cameron Champions Small Nation's Independence from Dominant Neighbour
Ukraine yay, Scotland nooo
Royal Rescue to Somerset Floods
Benevolent Prince Charles generously donates £50,000 of other people's money to the Somerset crisis. What a man.
Philip Seymour Hoffman Dies
The late, great actor has been officially confirmed as the fattest ever Heroin addict
French Comedian banned from UK
After Dieudonne was banned from the UK due to his perceived anti-Semitism, the French have reacted by refusing entry to Lenny Henry due to his Premier Inn adverts
The Theatre of Grim Reality
The Sledging Debate
Is there enough snow yet? Neh
Kate Middleton Exposes Herself Yet Again
After flaunting her tits and being daily tabloid fodder the Princess seems determined to emulate Miley Cyrus as she disregards her skirt and shows some thigh
HMV Stop stocking Band's Material
Lost prophets set to endure lost profits
Hull Wins City of Culture
North Korea wins Most Popular Countries as Tourist Destinations
NOTW High Court Case Sex Revelations
Journalist's techniques questioned as Coulson found to have hacked Brooks' vagina
Failings Found in Border Safeguards
Border checks are bordering on being borderline non-existant
Tragic Week in News
That's the Tory Conference for you
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