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Britain slightly less racist than before says survey
With voters at the local elections switching from BNP to UKIP, the UK racist index dropped from 5% to 3% this week.
Minor scuffles at Thatcher protest in Trafalgar Square
It's what she would have wanted.
* Or was it miner scuffles?
Rolling Stones confirmed for Glastonberry
The gigs not till the summer - lets hope they make it!
Prince Harry to be new face of TV Burp.
Producers loved his friendly style when in Africa for Comic Relief and are keen on the continuity of the name 'Harry'.
New Pope to be decided
Cardinals down to shortlist of Harry Redknapp, Sylvio Berlusconi, Jose Mourinho, David Beckham and Mario Balotelli.
Lib Dems confident of victory in Rome by-election
Hell, forget the groping claims and speeding points - their on a roll!
Rooneys going nowhere says Ferguson
"He's locked in by basement" said the Scot
First day of Test match between New Zealand and England washout
Neer knew there were so many Man United fans in Dunedin.
Justin Bieber to receive counselling
Following a traumatic week in London where he turned up 2 hours late for a gig, was rushed to hospital & threatened a paparazzi, management are to have JB counselled by Britney Spears & Lindsay Lohan
The Times wins newspaper of the year
The actual newspaper of the year, not jut sub-category for phone or email hacking by a Murdoch newspaper.
Carlos Tevez arrested!
Accused of impersonating a footballer. And a supermodel.
Justin Bieber rushed to hospital after breathing problems
Shame the ambulance didn't turn up two hours late - see how he likes it!
Fergie to discuss Rooney situation at press conference
"Wayne who?"
WAYNE ROONEY TO LEAVE MANCHESTER UNITED!
just after training at 12.30pm tomorrow. Off home to watch CBBC no doubt.
Vicky Pryce found GUILTY!
Vicky Pryce has been found guilty of being married to a Liberal-Democrat and has been given a life-sentence.
Vicky Pryce found guilty of taking husbands speeding points
Struggling QPR manager Harry Redknapp has put in a bid for the points, but was told the transfer window has closed.
Lord Sugar wrote me off, claims Apprentice winner
I always thought Stella English was a beer label.
Warner Music Group owner invests £40m in Daisy streaming service
But shockingly zero investment in a daisy-cutting service.
Fox News chief calls Obama 'lazy' in new book
Roger Ailes labels Joe Biden 'dumb' and Newt Gingrich 'a prick' in official book released ahead of unauthorised account.
Somebody at Fox News involved in controversy - shirley not?
Boris Johnson agrees to BBC documentary about his life
Surely the Comedy Channel would have been more appropriate?
Bonnie Tyler to represent UK in Eurovision song contest
No Jedward this year - hoooray!
Oh hang on a minute - they were representing Ireland...
Official Charts Company to launch Christian music chart.
"In at number 10 - Cumbaya m'lord cumbaya gangnam remix! Sensational!
Welcome to the future of entertainment
3 mobile ad featuring moonwalking Shetland pony attracts 3m YouTube views.
Coincidence? Shirley not.
BBC's Mark Thompson took a licence fee payer-funded trip to New York, six months before announcing job at New York Times.
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