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Fran wins Great British Bake-Off

She now qualifies for next seasons Great European Bake-Off

written by radiogagger, 23 October 2013
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Arsenal 1 Borussia Dortmund 2

Germans invade London - again!

written by radiogagger, 23 October 2013
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Retired Scottish ex-football manager writes book

In between playing crown green bowling and drinking super Tennants in the park.

written by radiogagger, 23 October 2013
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Nigel Clough appointed new Sheffield United manager

First choice Brian Clough was unavailable.

written by radiogagger, 23 October 2013
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Sven Gorran-Errikson puts himself forward for the England womens team job

"I have watched them play and they are very - how you say - very talented" said the bespectacled Swedish coach.
John Terry has offered to help with the coaching.

written by radiogagger, 30 September 2013
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Billy Ray Cyrus pulls out of tv appearance

Apparently his daughter Mileys performance at the MTV awards, where she 'twerked' Robin Bulge, sorry Robin Thicke, is rumoured to have broken Billy Rays achy breaky heart.

written by radiogagger, 08 September 2013
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England rollover Moldova

England beat Moldova 4-0 with goals from Gerrard, Lambert and 2 from Danny Wellbeck. Rickie Lambert scored his second international goal, making him the highest scoring cigarette brand for England.

written by radiogagger, 08 September 2013
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FA Chairman Greg Dyke calls for England to win World Cup

in 2022. In Quatar. In searing hot heat. Even though England can't win the tournament in Europe, or Africa, or South America. Maybe by 2022 we'll have learnt to score all five penalties.

written by radiogagger, 06 September 2013
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Arsene Wenger linked with three Transfer Deadline signings

1. A ghost
2. The invisible man
3. A.trialist (from Scotland - always scores goals)

written by radiogagger, 03 September 2013
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Transfer Deadline Day Latest (4)

New Manchester United boss David Moyes has scoured the world and beyond in pursuit of transfer targets, and has found Leighton Baines and Mauroune Fellaini - down the road at his old club Everton.

written by radiogagger, 02 September 2013
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Roberto Soldado is the new Gareth Bale

New Tottenham Codspur striker Roberto Soldado has promised to learn Welsh, grow facial hair and trademark his 'heart' goal celebration so Spurs fans do not miss Gareth Bale

written by radiogagger, 02 September 2013
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Transfer Deadline Day Latest (3)

Wayne Rooney, Peter Odemwingie, Mesut Ozil and Luis Suarez all stuck in revolving door.
Harry Redknapp, Arsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho rush to assistance.
More as we get it.

written by radiogagger, 02 September 2013
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Transfer Deadline Day Latest (2)

78 year old Jimmy Greaves has announced he is coming out of retirement and is available to play for former clubs Tottenham Hotspur, Chelsea, West Ham, or anyone else prepared to pay him a million quid

written by radiogagger, 02 September 2013
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Transfer Deadline Day Latest (1)

West Brom's want-away striker Peter Odemwingie has been turned away from Real Madrid car park gates after driving all the way from the West Midlands.

written by radiogagger, 02 September 2013
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Gareth Bale becomes overnight superstar after move to Madrid

Rumours he's lined to marry Catherine Zeta-Jones have been played down. He was seen in the local chippy with Tom Jones on Friday though.

written by radiogagger, 02 September 2013
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Gareth Bale learns Spanish ahead of move to Madrid

It will come in handy when he needs to ask for a transfer back to Merthyr Tydfil!

written by radiogagger, 02 September 2013
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Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt could pocket £15 million...

From sale of Hotcourse, the company he co-founded.
You could say he's in rude health. Or you could be really rude by rhyming his surname with another word.

written by radiogagger, 16 August 2013
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"WHAT A LOAD OF RUBBISH"

Following an appeal on twitter, a Blackpool based Under 15 football team have got a new sponsor - the Tripe Marketing Board

written by radiogagger, 16 August 2013
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England 3-2 win over Scotland reclassified as 'defeat'

If a bunch of Premier League multi-millionaires can only beat a pub team by 1 goal then it's not really a 'win' is it?

written by radiogagger, 16 August 2013
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NUTS feel the pinch as magazine sales drop.

Sounds painful. A bit like that time that Vinnie Jones grabbed Gazza by 'em...

written by radiogagger, 16 August 2013
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Dave Lee Travis charged with 12 sexual offences.

And one additional charge of an exposed hairy cornflake.

written by radiogagger, 16 August 2013
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Crystal Palace set new football record.

Crystal Palace have officially been relegated from the Premier League without kicking a ball, according to all newspaper previews of the season which starts this weekend.

written by radiogagger, 16 August 2013
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A level average set to drop.

Next year they will be known as B levels.

written by radiogagger, 16 August 2013
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Petrol price could fall 2p after bank holiday

Don't spend it all at once!

written by radiogagger, 16 August 2013
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