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Dave no longer the favourite boys name!

"You can call me........Mo"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 01 December 2014
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First Aid

Geldof's Band Aid 30 'millionaires' obviously don't know that donations from each of them might improve the problem at hand!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 November 2014
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Tune in, tune out.

Son kills 25stone Dad then uses the body as TV stand....Doubtless had trouble finding a stand to accomodate his 50 inch Plasma....tip of the day or what?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 November 2014
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"Over the top!"

Tesco blows entire years profits on clapped-out B Bumble & the Stingers classic Nut Rocker themed light show.
"Whaddya think of it so far?"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 November 2014
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"Stevanage we have a problem!"

UK to build new probe after the success of Philae...tentatively called Phallic it will carry huge headlights in readiniss for when it lands on Kim Kardashians arse and begins probing!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 November 2014
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"Hey bud, you want ketchup wid dat?"

Aptly named rapper Big Paybacc shot dead in LA McDonalds...obviously he did not order a Happy Meal then?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 November 2014
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Oscar walks......

...well, almost!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 October 2014
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Leaders react to plan for Election debate.

Little Ed Milipeed has shite himself..again.
Clegghorn-Foghorn has booked three weeks in the Sychelles.
Do-nothing-Dave has placed an order with Pampers.
Nasty Nigel ordered 24 crates of real ale!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 13 October 2014
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The writing is on the wall

Cave art dating back 40,000 million years discovered......'Dave is a wanker!'

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 October 2014
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One Night in Bagdad.

Andrew Lloyd Webbers new musical 'Bagdad Exodus' opening soon.."A blast"..Guardian...."I was blown away"...D Mirror..."Left me shell shocked"...D Mail..."Heavenly"...The Sun..."My 48DD hell"...D Sport

written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 October 2014
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Strictly BOGOF

New Tesco CEO Dave 'alright Rodney' Lewis announces new Tesco in-store Panto 'Feet On The Floor' wherein 4,000 useless HQ & Corporate staff will work on shop floors to boost morale....every Lidl helps

written by Herrdoktorfox, 01 October 2014
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A voice in the wilderness.

Oh dear, are they about to get their hooks into the 'Peter Pan' of pop I wonder?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 29 September 2014
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Mein Gott

German supermarket chain Aldi report massive ongoing profits.....multiple gunshots heard at Tesco HQ.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 29 September 2014
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Brother wherefore art thou ?

George Clooney ties the knot in Venice......leaves suicide note.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 28 September 2014
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Every rip-off helps.


Tesco Suspends Bosses Over £250m Profit Error.......after years of fiddling the public with inflated prices they are now fiddling themselves!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 September 2014
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'ello 'ello, anyone there?

Phones4U have finally hung up.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 15 September 2014
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"Make my day punk!"

Dirty Harry strikes again, Kate up the duff with Damien 2.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 September 2014
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"'Ello, 'Ello I'm Johnny Cash"

Dyslexic Home Office Minister sends copy of Ring of Fire to Calais by mistake.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 07 September 2014
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Joan Rivers is dead...

....again! Her agent is negotiating a cameo role in The Walking Dead.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 September 2014
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Chain, Chain, Chains!

Operation Yewtree officers investigating discovery of three old ladies found locked in the lavatory in Yeovil circa 1937!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 August 2014
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25 Things you probably didn't know about Dickie Attenborough

1."He is no more", "has ceased to be", "bereft of life, he rests in peace"..............more, much later.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 August 2014
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"Don't call me Dick!"

According to reaserchers pressures made Richard III 'Hit The Booze',"to right, he also enjoyed the odd 'spliff', deep fried Mars Bars and Breaking Bad! Mind you, he was total shit a parallel parking!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 August 2014
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Palm Court?

A national sperm bank is to be set up to meet increasing demand and a UK-wide shortage......Wankers-R-Us.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 August 2014
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Feltz strange

Four more perverts discovered in Venessa's pants........."no wonder I have felt so uncomfortable all these years!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 07 July 2014
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