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Israel Supports Commonwealth Games Slogan
'Put Children First' the cry from Unicef for the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow is supported by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Nastyknowhow.
Anyone for Tennis?
40,000 - love.
Putin Put In Pickle
Crane give Russian Leader a hefty peck on the cheek.
Let's have a Whip round for him.
Sister of Lord Haverstock decides to correct the Government's mistake.
Israel Wins the World Cup
Meacher The Critic
Most of those commenting on the dossier on alleged sexual misconduct in Parliament, including myself, have never seen it.
Cameron & Murdoch Working Together
Prison visiting to get advice on how to run the country and the media.
David Cameron's England team suffered a 26-2 defeat in the European Cup
New Game Goes Viral
A new game 'Spot the Criminal' has resulted in astonishing public participation. It consists of pictures of people leaving 10 Downing Street. There are so many hits the site has exploded.
England Manager Roy Stodge explained the World Cup was a training exercise for the next World Cup.
Former Prime Minister Tony Blare solves Middle East problems by killing everyone there.
Oxford's Isis Crew Excel in Iraq
Oxford's substitute boat race crew, the Sunny Isis outfit, have pulled off a great victory in Iraq beating the local Shit crew who were last seen running from the scene.
Tory Extremist Scandal
Freak school to be closed after discovery of Tory think tank in headmaster's closet.
Gove In May
The marriage is announced between Theresa Gove and May Day, the first gay marriage in Parliamentary history. Muslims - take that!
Clegg Keeps Cable Out Of Trouble
Clegg convinces Cable not to Nick the Crown
Guitar World Cup Shock
Tapes by Guitarist dubbaid sensation.
Kate's Bottom Snapped
Royal complaint at bare cheek of the press.
Con Vinced Deputy Clegg Shot Beside Oak Tree
Elections could be Void
The Government is proposing that any election that does not get a 50% turnout should be invalid.
My garden shed is now on the market. Room for a bed if the fork and spade are placed carefully. £300,000.
Britain seems to be set on sending more politicians to Europe who don't want to be there because nobody wants to live next door to them in this country.
Manager at West Ham is now likely to be Moyes or Rednapp as Allardyce finds blowing 0-0 bubbles in East London is winning him few friends.
Ravel's Opera Discovered
An opera by Ravel called 'The Nightmare' has been found about Sam Allardyce being sacked by West Ham to become manager of Queen's Park Rangers just after Ravel has signed a contract to play for QPR.
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