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Irish Priest Barred by Vatican

Controversial Irish Catholic theologian, Fr. Finnbar O'Murphy has been excommunicated by Pope Francis for declaring that "Jesus Christ did not want to suffer... for humanity or anything else."

written by Auntie Matter, 27 November 2016
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Distress Call from Mars

The world's biggest radio telescope situated at Guizhou in South West China after only a few days operating has picked up a May Day signal from Mars claiming that aliens have invaded their planet.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 November 2016
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Fidel Castro Gone

Fidel Castro is dead aged 90.
Cuban octogenarians say he may have been poisoned.

written by Auntie Matter, 26 November 2016
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After the Mannequin Challenge

After the Mannequin Challenge set up by the NWO boys to convince the young that they are but things... comes its successor - the "Be a Douche Bag Challenge" now sweeping the nation.

written by Auntie Matter, 25 November 2016
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Rowling's Secret Billions

Sick of the "I did it my way" rags to riches Rowling myth? Well you should. The Freemasons made Rowling and protect their golden cow to a man. Who believes Potter has anything to do with literature?

written by Auntie Matter, 25 November 2016
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Vimeo's Erotica

It has now been disclosed that ALL of the erotic videos on Vimeo are made by the same dude - retired gynecologist and tattoo artist Dr. Ramana Dick Bumsfelt of Hackney London.

written by Auntie Matter, 24 November 2016
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New Category in This Years Oscars

The new category is "The Dumbest Lyrics in a Musical".
Fav is The Bodyguard where... Whitney Houston sings to Kevin Costner..."We both know I'm not what you... you neeeed..." What he needed was specs.

written by Auntie Matter, 24 November 2016
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Illuminati Declaration

"With the might and power of our science we will so condition the human mind that when we tell the truth however ghastly nobody will respond; and when we tell lies, nobody will be able to respond."

written by Auntie Matter, 22 November 2016
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Worst Places to Take a Selfie

1. Divorce Court.
2. Hijacked Plane.
3. Funeral Mass.
4. Death Row.

written by Auntie Matter, 17 November 2016
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End of The World

HEADLINE:
"America has declared war against Russia and China!"
You will never miss breaking news with GOOGLE News Alerts

written by Auntie Matter, 15 November 2016
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Confusion

Who the hell is J.K Rowling? Who's saying what, when, where and how..about what? And who really has written what about what? Why all the secrecy? Where is her ex-husband, her editors? Who dey? WTF!?

written by Auntie Matter, 13 November 2016
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Plagiarism Lawyers

Skillings, Rowling's lawyers who took 60+ people to court on her behalf, state. "Writers pleading plagiarism against our clients, go home. Thanks to the web, we can find antecedents to anything. OK?"

written by Auntie Matter, 13 November 2016
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Belfast Names Twin City

Belfast, Northern Ireland has named Palermo Sicily as its twin city. "We have so much in common," explained Sinn Fein councillor, Finnbar Corleone.

written by Auntie Matter, 12 November 2016
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Trump's Son Looks Strange

Donald's son looks strange as his dad accepts the nomination on camera. As well he might, because he knows the Chosen One was Clinton and something has gone badly wrong.

written by Auntie Matter, 10 November 2016
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Trump -- Wasn't Supposed to Be.

Game plan was that Hillary would be elected in a nail biting finish so that the sheeple would believe they had a democracy. Somebody stuffed up. Donald was not so elated to hear he had won. Worried.

written by Auntie Matter, 09 November 2016
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Bach not Great.

Dr.D.McGonagle a UK music 'expert' states:
"J.S. Bach was not a great musician."
Now you 'know', sheeple.
Dr. McGonagle cannot play a musical instrument or sing a song if his life depended on it.

written by Auntie Matter, 07 November 2016
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Hillary Cleared of Email Scandal

And just in the nick of time too! Sheeple will be surprised. Sheeple need to wake up as to who is screwing with their minds. Dudes trained in semiotics, psychology, media, wordsmithy and evil.

written by Auntie Matter, 07 November 2016
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Hillary Clinton Gone Missing

Due to the utter lack of media coverage of Hillary Clinton over the last month a police investigation as to her whereabouts has been launched. "Try the White House", advised her good friend, Trump.

written by Auntie Matter, 04 November 2016
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12 Year Old Kid On Politics

"I'd never vote for an idiot who wanted to be a politician."

written by Auntie Matter, 01 November 2016
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Pop Music Defined

1. I can't get what I want.
2. I lost what I had.


Maybe...just maybe...there is more to life?
Duh?

written by Auntie Matter, 01 November 2016
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The "Girls Are Not Objects" Fashion Show

Karl Pilsnerfeld's latest fashion show in Paris, "Girls are not Objects", is all the rage. Said Karl. "Girls are not objects. In this show as well as showing their tits they will parade their personalities."

written by Auntie Matter, 01 November 2016
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Soon to Be Released

Soon to be released is A Short History of the World in fifteen volumes by J.K. Rowling under the pseudonym "Neil Barry Little" a name inspired by the three who made her.

written by Auntie Matter, 29 October 2016
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Here at Last!

The noisiest lawnmower ever! Called The Jumbo it comes in at a massive ear splitting 80 dB. Now you can drive all your neighbours completely insane from dawn to dusk and not have to go to jail for it.

written by Auntie Matter, 28 October 2016
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Who Will it Be?

Who corporate US chose as president is top secret as the farce of "democracy" is played out. Their enablers are the media. To date it has been all Trump. Hillary's turn now 2 weeks before the 'vote'?

written by Auntie Matter, 28 October 2016
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