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Man who crowdfunded a measly $10 potato salad gets $55,000
Expect he's off to cash in his chips
Restaurant tried hooking unsuspecting customers with opium noodles
I mean, POT noodles are so passe...
Donkeys reunited at Polish zoo after sex scandal story
Apparently they humped the current Pontiff and got a sainthood just like Pope John Paul II himself
Scotland's leader Alex Salmond quits after 'no' vote on independence
An insufferable second career on Strictly Come Dancing beckons....
ISIS renegade fighters terrified of being killed by deadly female attack squad...
...of indigenous Kurish black widow spiders!
3-D printer being sent to lonesome International Space Station cosmonauts
Absolutely no truth in the vile rumor that the machine will soon be churning out blow-up latex dolls
White House jumper made it through the front door
Luckily security service soon nabbed the wooly pullover on sheer bad taste grounds
Child porn suspect found living with 50 dead cats stuffed in freezer
Guess the guy must have really been into frigid pussy
WTF 'Go inside a glacier and get up close with Alaskan wildlife' ??
Sarah Palin full of PMT again?
Michael Moore calls Barack Obama a huge disappointment
Then promptly consoles himself by scoffing down six double cheeseburgers, three sodas, a quart of icecream, two Mars Bars and a packet of Hostess Twinkies. Ain't life sweet.
Teacher asks sixth-graders to compare George W Bush to Hitler
Kids say Adolf a lot less of a scumbag than his grandson Dubya
Ex-White House lawyer gets 15 years for spouse abuse
Pleads mitigation because George W bush's waterboarding program accidentally gave him ideas
Ebola survivor's blood used to treat defective US doctor
Defective? Uh, maybe defected! Turns out the quack legged it to Russia years ago
National Geographic Museum's giant water-living dinosaur unveiled
Damn critter was hiding behind a massive burkha
Andrew Madoff left all his $16M fortune to family...
...of Siberian Mongoose who faced ruination following dad Bernie Madoff's crazy Russian wildlife escapade
Newly discovered asteroid to make close pass this Sunday
US president tells everyone to take precautions and stay indoors
OMG! Hackers break into HealthCare.gov
Steal fifty million digital condoms and half a kilo of dental novocaine
Chicago woman killed by falling gargoyle
An omen? Sounds like Return of the Creepy Da Vinci Code!
'Deer' spotted running across Golden Gate Bridge traffic
Later reports corrected early sighting, now downgraded from 'deer' to 'lemmings'
Deadly albino cobra menaces LA suburb
Zoologists reckon it's probably a relative of some radioactive albino lobsters caught off Maine last week
Extremely rare indigenous albino lobsters caught in waters off Maine
Turns out it's a pair of fugitive 'blanched' Japanese crustaceans from the radioactive marine reserve near Fukushima nuclear plant
Panda May Have Faked Pregnancy For Buns.....
...in the oven next year. Much better auspices for furry twins during 2015's Year of the Panda
Man declared dead wakes up in morgue body bag
A bloody miracle, says the mortician, considering I was about to inject him with two gallons of formaldehyde
Brosnan still hot 15 years after being voted 'sexiest man alive
According to poll of 5,000 senior citizens the actor still the nation's top heart throb among 70 to 85 year old women
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