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Who says Jennifer Lawrence is going to play Patty Hearst?

Uh, the studio boss waving the $20m pay check?

written by queen mudder, 26 March 2015
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Hollywood power players attend Brian Grazer's pre-Solstice hooker party

So what else is new?

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Daniel Day-Lewis spotted dining with designer Domenico Vericca

The pair might make some comfortable slip-on loafers together maybe for the burgeoning fungal nail disease footwear market

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Sam Taylor-Johnson out of 'Filthy Shades' sequel

Says things getting just too damn grubby and might damage her reputation

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Ben Stiller still moaning that Joan Rivers 'didn't like me' and we never made quiche

Blame the mess he made of quinoa ratatouille for the never ending feud

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Drew Barrymore reads Dr. Seuss when dumbing down

Such downmarket trash, no wonder they say her kids aren't exactly Einstein

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Britney Spears reported taking pre-Viagra to keep up with kids

Uh, make that pre-Algebra!

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American Apparel wants models, not 'Instagram hoes'

Instagram retaliates, says it wants American Apparel sluts, not models

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Yoga outfit 'said to stretch truth in regards to assets sale'

Sounds like a story about some keep fit fanatic hooker's Spandex gusset bursting just as she's about to blow a John

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Heinz merging with Kraft in $36B deal to create 'global food giant'

Attorneys for Jolly Green Giant Sweetcorn Corp beg to differ, slap lawsuit on Heinz merger proposal

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SEC chief takes aim at predatory traders in 'dark poos' scandal

Big black shits going down the pan says SEC boss Mary Jo White

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NY Stock market riggingno longer a conspiracy theory

Tin foil hatter vindicated as insider trading tip stands to make him a cool million bucks

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De Blasio praises school despite crap test scores

Headteacher demands Hizzoner takes detention for messing up his math grades

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Parents claim nuns cashing in by closing Montessori preschool

Sure, there isn't a decent cat house for at least ten blocks round here, but Mother Superior shouldn't be so damn grasping

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Reports coming in that cops take down NYC commuter train heroin ring

Rumoured replacement said to be the Colorado Springs Weed Line, coming to a subway station near you

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WTF 'Your subway's late because of a surge in unruly passengers?'

Onion ring-eating grossly obese travellers blocking your commute?

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Top military brass resisting calls to lift transgender shirt

No, wait! that should read 'shirtlitfer ban'.

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Tsarnaevs' terrorism lair 'looked like a bomb site'

Highly surprising, considering.

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Ponzi schemer who stole $60M from independent film king pleads mitigation

Says he was on a Bernard Madoff internship sponsored by Enron

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Head of world's largest uranium producer dies at 44

Rest of body bound to follow soon

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Pennsylvania politician says randy celebrities signed re-election petitions

Blames too much cheap ObamaCare Viagra doing the rounds

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Dozens of sharks spotted swarming around oil rig

That's loan sharks, sniffing blood as news of BP profits tumble goes viral

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President Obama will host Pope Francis in the Fall

That's the Decline & Fall Of The Holy Roman Empire, guys.

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Drug Endorsement Administration blamed for handling of agents' sex parties with hookers

Should have subcontracted to a DC Madam just like every other government department

written by queen mudder, 26 March 2015
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