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Troll who claimed Obama isn't gay has been banned from Twitter
Such a slur on Da Prez's private quarters will not be tolerated in cyberspace
Clinton Foundation received $$$s in corruption-suspected FIFA bungs
Spokesperson claims it was just petty cash to pay for Hillary's plastic surgery and a head transplant for First Daughter Chelsea
Putin accuses US of messing with FIFA's Russian offside rule
Absolutely nothing wrong with footie officials receiving massive great big backhanders as long as everything's denominated in Russian Roubles
Rand Paul convinced GOP hawks created Islamic State
Jeb Bush retaliates, says Democrat Party turkeys responsible for current Jihadi mess
Fury at headlines claiming Syria's top ancient ruin threatened by ISIS take-over
That's no way to describe President Bashar al-Assad's ageing mother-in-law
Does Harvard University have a secret society that's a major force for evil?
Yale's Skull N Bones Club says Yes!
China continues excavation to unveil more Panna Cotta Worriers
Uh, make that 'Terra Cotta', panna being a sticky Italian pudding and totally unsuitable for major excavation works
Mubarak gets 3 years in the slammer for corruption charges
Muslim Bruvverhood dead chuffed at such a result
Raul Castro will go back to preying after meeting Pope Frankie
Disgusting, what a pair of dirty old men!
Carbon dioxide levels reach highs not seen for 20 million years
You can blame all that toxic hot air on dumb Brit politicians yakking their heads off before Thirsday's general election
WTF 'You can now buy John Lennon's iconic glasses'?
Half pint beer glass and highball balloon probably included with plastic coffee mug
Tuna company in hot water after worker cooked alive in six tons of fish
Let that be a karmic warning to other fishy-sounding people like Scots Nationalists Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon!
Miss Piggy wins Brooklyn Museum award for porcine-faced women
Says she owes everything to her doppelgänger role model Chelsea Clinton
Bill Clinton heads to Africa as foundation screwtinized
Bill and Hill's lousy slush fund rapidly going down the pan
Saudi Arabia thwarts attack on US Embassy, arrests 93 terrist suspects
Mossad responds saying it all bears the hallmark of a classic Saudi inside job
Nigerian Army Rescues 200 Girls, 93 Women From Forest
That's Nottingham Forest football match where the silly dears had taken refuge following a Notts City 5-nil drubbing last weekend.
House of Lords chef tried to blow up a petrol station blames terrorist TV show
I was trying to flambe a joint of mutton, M'Lud, according to Halal principles of the Jihadi Cook Book
NYC Mayor de Blasio 'aims to reduce waist' by 3 million tons by 2030
Gets sympathy note from New Jersey Governor Chris Christie suggesting more modest goal of five inches off the hips before 2016
Driver makes statement after car crashes through bank window in Manhattan
Says he was just returning their lousy wheels after bank's repo man sent confiscation order
Topless? They'd be 'headless' in downtown Aleppo, Syria
Jihadis respond to 'Topless women posing with underage kids in Times Square' headlines in New York Toast
Extremist thwarts own deadly attack after accidentally shhoting himself in the foot
Best news counter-terror cops have heard all week
Hahaha, you is toast!
Sign seen on radioactive-themed drone found on Japanese PM's office roof
Shipwreck's 170-year-old champagne tastes like 'wet bear' says oenophile
Not sure if that's 'grizzly', 'panda' or 'bi-polar', you need to be an expert in the field to be 100% sure in such matters
Lousy customer service payback?
Woman sentenced for shooting at McDonald's that twice forgot to put bacon in her Fatburger
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