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Colony of venomous spiders 'drives NYC first family from home'

No wonder Bill de Blasio's family moved to the official mayoral residency, Gracie Mansion, pity the poor tenants now living in his infested Park Slope house

written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
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Coast Guard checking JFK for Ebola

Fears the dead president's coffin is leeching the virus a big concer say Feds

written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
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Top admin tangled in Catholic school sex scandal stripped of athletic duties

No more playing Blind Man's Buff in the showers with the girls

written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
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Putin ready to break out the blow torch and rave

Next month's freebasing and crack cocaine party at the Kremlin will his first since rehab

written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
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Susan Sarandon breaks silence on 18 year-old boyfriend

He has the most advanced lingual muscles - uh, skills! - I've ever encountered the 69 year-old scraggy couger said today

written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
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Bianca Jagger launches new online charity auction

Pics show she's flogging off loads of dreary old tat to fund her flagging human frights foundation.

written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
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US airports may add extra Ebola screaming says government

Uh, screening! Sorry guys.

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Lab-grown penises soon ready for testing on human males

Heterosexuals ONLY may apply

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Food that taxpayers are buying me really sucks says 560 pound sex offender

Folks keep bringing up food that makes me vomit says the guy, maybe they think they're enabling some sort of chromic bulimic?

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Brit pleads not guilty to hiring hitman to kill wife on South Afriican honeymoon

Not guilty, your honor, it was never supposed to happen on honeymoon, just what kinda guy do you take me for?

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Supreme Court rejects appeals from five states to prohibit gay marriage

You just gotta give gay divorce lawyers a chance to earn some decent dough days senior SCOTUS judge

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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NYC-born scientist wins Nobel Prize for discovering brain's 'VHS'

Apparently internal lymbic system has been hiding a primitive video home system in some sort of unexplor d internal crevice, duh!

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Spanish nurse with Ebola is first to contract virus outside Texas

Lone Star State becoming a third world pandemic hub

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Ex-CIA Director says Obama 'lost his way' on national security

...the day he pulled that fast one about the Long Form birth certificate, heheh

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Congresswoman Janice Hahn (D-Calif) wants Bratton to whip Secret Service into shape

Expect a VIP invite to her subterranean dungeon any day now to learn some awesome BDSM skills first hand

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Four year-old hands out 250 heroin baggies at daycare

Entrepreneurial start to a budding career in the recreational sector

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Chef who 'Killed, cooked and ate' his transgender wife 'might have had a dark side'

No kidding, you serious??

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Lion says he was stampeded by herd of raging wildebeests

Sues wildlife reserve for endangering his animal frights

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Dog of a nurse with Ebola to be euthanized

Just WHO you calling a dog says Nurse?

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Twitter sues FBI, DOJ to release government surveillance files

Deposition claims secret 'closed circuit' microblogging sites operated by the Pentagon are poaching millions of users from the site

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Woman sues DEA for 'spoofing' her as Farcebook dope dealer

Says drug agency geeks were so smashed on crystal meth they incorrectly dubbed her the weed queen of Colorado...despite living thosands of miles away in Joshua Tree, Ca.

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Train carrying crude oil derails and bursts into flames

Luddites behind Keystone oil pipeline ban pissing themselves for saying it could never happen

written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
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Man who crowdfunded a measly $10 potato salad gets $55,000

Expect he's off to cash in his chips

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2014
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Restaurant tried hooking unsuspecting customers with opium noodles

I mean, POT noodles are so passe...

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2014
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