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Roll away the stone as magicians stage effort to tart up Houdini's grave

Harry Houdini's remains have vanished and the sepulchre is empty, surprise surprise

written by queen mudder, 28 November 2014
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Spooky anagram found for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'

'Castrate freak show answer' OMG.

written by queen mudder, 28 November 2014
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Haiatus Hits Black Friday Protests

Mostly rampaging guys diving into McDonalds to fuel up on Big Mac and fries before resuming onslaught to protest about, uh, stuff

written by queen mudder, 28 November 2014
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Probe that messed up comet landing 'could be ruining things again' by spring

First rays of sunlight to hit the Philae Lander's batteries virtually guaranteed to f**k up again

written by queen mudder, 28 November 2014
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Fugitive bighorn sheep decapitated by LA hit-and-run driver

Damned beheading jihadis now kerbcrawling all over Los Angeles looking for some pervy fun

written by queen mudder, 23 November 2014
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Woman rescued from IS camp cooked for jihadis

Mostly from the Jihadi Cannibal Cookbook of spare limb recipies, guess the bastards have to do something with all those amputations, eh?

written by queen mudder, 23 November 2014
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Feds investigating festive drone sightings in Colorado area

Reports say Santa's using mini airborne sleighs this year on the Colorado Xmas Pot Cookie run

written by queen mudder, 22 November 2014
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NYPD rookie calls fatal shooting of unarmed man 'accident waiting to happen'

Oh yeah? Guess that's enough for the Governor to call out the National Guard

written by queen mudder, 22 November 2014
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Mayor De Blasio appoints NYC Human Frights Commission head

Appointment backdated to Halloween.

written by queen mudder, 22 November 2014
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Obama fun eraser accused of sex with miner

The guy swears they were just mining for uranium deposits together when ine thing led to an udder

written by queen mudder, 22 November 2014
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State of Utah revives plans to allow firing squad executions

And that's just for dropping litter in public

written by queen mudder, 21 November 2014
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Obama pardons 5m illegals

Huge flock of Mexican turkeys now safe and secure ahead of annual Thanksgiving dinner cull

written by queen mudder, 21 November 2014
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Unusual plea of mitigation sees accused plead brainworm contamination

'This guy had a tapeworm in his brain for four years your honor,' his attorney said, "made him think he was United States Presided t."

written by queen mudder, 21 November 2014
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House GOP sues President for overstepping with ObamaScare

The former Scare-in-the-Community Organiser turned US President is being trawled over hot coals in the DC courts

written by queen mudder, 21 November 2014
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Trans-Fats Linked to Worse Memory

Uh, could have sworn I read something sbout this stuff only yesterday but hey, amnesia ain't all it's made out to be

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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Palestinian terror group claims responsibility for deadly loan shark attack

Usury removal business still thriving on thr Gaza Strip

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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Miss Honduras and sister found murdered with gunshot wounds

Organisers fear this weekend's Miss World contest about to get very very nasty

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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Senate Dems reject Keystone XL oil pipeline build bill

Fear 'XL' really means 'extra large' and the new pipe will soon be grossly obese - like many Canadians already

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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One million guns sold ahead of Ferguson grand jury decision

Folks feel you just can't be careful enough in case they reach the 'wrong' decision

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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German auctioneer puts Hitler painting on the market

Oil on canvas shows the Fuhrer shooting up skag with Hitler's Pope and Benito Mussolini, priceless composition worth a bob or two

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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De Blasio tells Hillary to run to the left to secure presidency

Preferably over a cliff, darlin', you Clintons so past your sell-by

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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FBI planning cosy fireside chat with Mrs Clinton about passing polygraph and stuff

The move follows discovery of the Rose Law Firm's amnesia files, bound to be a vote grabber in the 2016 White House elections

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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Man busted for ordering Taco Bell drive-thru on his mule

Cops later said No Asses Allowed and fined the guy for trespass

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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Syrian ambassador bollocks Saudi counterpart at UN

Sounds like kick-off of the notorious annual Holier-Than-Thou season

written by queen mudder, 19 November 2014
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