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Colony of venomous spiders 'drives NYC first family from home'
No wonder Bill de Blasio's family moved to the official mayoral residency, Gracie Mansion, pity the poor tenants now living in his infested Park Slope house
Coast Guard checking JFK for Ebola
Fears the dead president's coffin is leeching the virus a big concer say Feds
Top admin tangled in Catholic school sex scandal stripped of athletic duties
No more playing Blind Man's Buff in the showers with the girls
Putin ready to break out the blow torch and rave
Next month's freebasing and crack cocaine party at the Kremlin will his first since rehab
Susan Sarandon breaks silence on 18 year-old boyfriend
He has the most advanced lingual muscles - uh, skills! - I've ever encountered the 69 year-old scraggy couger said today
Bianca Jagger launches new online charity auction
Pics show she's flogging off loads of dreary old tat to fund her flagging human frights foundation.
US airports may add extra Ebola screaming says government
Uh, screening! Sorry guys.
Lab-grown penises soon ready for testing on human males
Heterosexuals ONLY may apply
Food that taxpayers are buying me really sucks says 560 pound sex offender
Folks keep bringing up food that makes me vomit says the guy, maybe they think they're enabling some sort of chromic bulimic?
Brit pleads not guilty to hiring hitman to kill wife on South Afriican honeymoon
Not guilty, your honor, it was never supposed to happen on honeymoon, just what kinda guy do you take me for?
Supreme Court rejects appeals from five states to prohibit gay marriage
You just gotta give gay divorce lawyers a chance to earn some decent dough days senior SCOTUS judge
NYC-born scientist wins Nobel Prize for discovering brain's 'VHS'
Apparently internal lymbic system has been hiding a primitive video home system in some sort of unexplor d internal crevice, duh!
Spanish nurse with Ebola is first to contract virus outside Texas
Lone Star State becoming a third world pandemic hub
Ex-CIA Director says Obama 'lost his way' on national security
...the day he pulled that fast one about the Long Form birth certificate, heheh
Congresswoman Janice Hahn (D-Calif) wants Bratton to whip Secret Service into shape
Expect a VIP invite to her subterranean dungeon any day now to learn some awesome BDSM skills first hand
Four year-old hands out 250 heroin baggies at daycare
Entrepreneurial start to a budding career in the recreational sector
Chef who 'Killed, cooked and ate' his transgender wife 'might have had a dark side'
No kidding, you serious??
Lion says he was stampeded by herd of raging wildebeests
Sues wildlife reserve for endangering his animal frights
Dog of a nurse with Ebola to be euthanized
Just WHO you calling a dog says Nurse?
Twitter sues FBI, DOJ to release government surveillance files
Deposition claims secret 'closed circuit' microblogging sites operated by the Pentagon are poaching millions of users from the site
Woman sues DEA for 'spoofing' her as Farcebook dope dealer
Says drug agency geeks were so smashed on crystal meth they incorrectly dubbed her the weed queen of Colorado...despite living thosands of miles away in Joshua Tree, Ca.
Train carrying crude oil derails and bursts into flames
Luddites behind Keystone oil pipeline ban pissing themselves for saying it could never happen
Man who crowdfunded a measly $10 potato salad gets $55,000
Expect he's off to cash in his chips
Restaurant tried hooking unsuspecting customers with opium noodles
I mean, POT noodles are so passe...
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