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Obama cuts short India trip and beheads to Saudi after death of King Abdullah

Correction! And HEADS to Saudi after death of the King.....phew.

written by queen mudder, 24 January 2015
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MI5 agents will testify in disguise at NY terror trial

Mostly Richard Nixon masks, Anna Nicole Smith-type breasts and Kim Kardashian butts...

written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
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King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia is dead at 90

Doctors say he died of Wahabbist complications and a Jack Daniels diet.

written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
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Sick Toad operator gave cash, vacations to celebrate '420' court hears

Absolutely nothing to do with the notorious Silk Road dope peddling website, Your Honor. Completely different case.

written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
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Giant asteroid to zip past earth this weekend

Yeah, I know, probably cause mayhem in Aquarians' astrology charts - but then that's The Cosmos for you.

written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
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Drone carrying Mayor De Blasio crashes into parking lot

Correction! That should read '...carrying meth...' and not NYC's clean-living law abiding mayor.

written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
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Georgia High School basketball coach bites another coach's face

Says he accidentally mistook it for a double cheeseburger amid poor visibility during last week's match.

written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
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Measles outbreak at Disney theme parks, hundreds infested

Emergency respinders demand all visitors to the attraction first wade through a sheep dip to kill off any toxins...you have been warned!

written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
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Kids' dancing genitals video not 'smutty enough' for Swedes

However turnips and parsnips really loved it, apparently just the right mix of muck and filth.

written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
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Atomic scacremongers say we're two minutes closer to doomsday

Annual catastrophe prediction season off to yet another Global Warming frying start.

written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
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Hermaphrodite pussy to undergo gender reassignment surgery

Veterinarians will transplant Kitty's six inch whiskers from her bottom to their new home around her snout. Miaoo...

written by queen mudder, 22 January 2015
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Paris Hilton hires $100,000 full-time nanny for new pooch Beau

Just goes to show the daft woman is barking mad

written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
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Teacher who had sex with student threatened victim with peanut-flavored donut

Silly cow ended up being charged with a salt

written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
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French intelligence stopped tracking Paris terrorist cell last year

Sounds like Inspector Clouseau is back!

written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
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Paris deli gunman borrowed Mom's wedding dress for jihadi vid

Long white dress probably didn't go down well in Moscow audiences where cross-dressers of all persuasions have just been banned from driving on mental grounds

written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
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Parents arrested after baby told to put gun in cop's mouth

Darn reality TV shows starting them so young these daze

written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
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'Nothing unreasonable about cop using stun gun on 76-year-old lawyer?'

Correction! That should read: 'Nothing unreasonable' about cop using stun gun on 76-year-old: lawyer. Glad that's that one cleared up.

written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
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La Dolce Latte star Anita Egg-Bug is dead

Tributes pore in for the RIP blonde whose movie debut Gorgon Zola was deemed too cheesy for French audiences

written by queen mudder, 11 January 2015
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Democrats have enough votes to nod through Keystone Cops pipeline

The new facility would bus in replacement NYPD officers sacked by Bill de Blasio for mooning Hizzoner at recent funeeals

written by queen mudder, 05 January 2015
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Pope Francis names diverse set of new criminals

No, wait, hold that headline! Maybe last word should be 'cardinals'!

written by queen mudder, 05 January 2015
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Naked man broke into mansions, guzzled booze, despoiled hot tub

Forensic investigators say a number of floaters found in abused jacuzzis were all DNA tested and nailed the guy

written by queen mudder, 05 January 2015
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Archaeologists locate possible site of Jesus's matrimonial home

Ancient lawyers' repo order found amid the Gethsemane rubble, looks like Herod pulled the Savior's mortgage arrangements

written by queen mudder, 05 January 2015
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Boston Marathon bombing trial jury being sworn in

Anyone connected to pressure cooker manufacturing or sales has been barred on account of 'back burner politics' as pre-trial tensions continue to seethe

written by queen mudder, 05 January 2015
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Lion-hunting cheerleader names hottest male hunter Leonardo di Caprio

The Hollywood actor sure has a thing about wild, feral pussy!

written by queen mudder, 05 January 2015
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