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'Massive backlash' of Daily Mail readers livid at Kate Middleton stuff
Yeah, sure - a really, really gargantuan percentage of the literate population outraged at yet more daft royal spin.
Plastic princess designed by the Tories?
Come off your high horse Dave, everybody knows you've shagged her.
JP Morgan halves Jamie Dimon-Jubilee's annual rake-off
Watch as they push him over the fiscal cliff early next week.
Obama sets out drastic overhaul of US gun flaws
Second Amendment about rights to 'bear' arms to extend to pandas
Federer beats Murray 7-6, 6-4 at the O2 Arena
So shove that down your daft self-publicising face and eat it, kid!
You need new balls, mate, coach tells Andy Murray
Something with a bit of, er, bounce.
What natural blonds tell us about 'magical' powers of pigment
Makes fantastic pork scratchings...
Former CEO of Vatican Bank 'planned to give tosser to Pope'
Er...make that 'dossier!'
Thomas Cromwell letter to King Henry VIII discovered
"Help, Your Maj, I feel like I'm losing my head..."
Danny Guthrie lobster-throwing wedding brawl ciiticised
What's wrong with traditional nuptial dwarf-tossing then?
Osborne: UKrecovery snuffed out by extended Jubilee holiday
About time the chief culprit snuffed it herself!
WTF 'Stolen cemetery plaque recovered?'
Rampant gum disease at Tonbridge burial ground?
Hospital bulletin says Prince Philip still feeling sore...
But the operation to remove a swizzle stick's billed a complete success!
All Our Yesterdays: The Blitz was the best thing ever to happen to parts of London
Especially Deptford High Street, still frozen in time.
Cameron says he is 'driven like Margaret Thatcher'
Hopefully not in the back of a NewsCorpse limo...
Top UK nuclear dumping ground Romney Marsh twinned with US wannabe President
Mitt Romney just as toxic
WTF 'Scottish madam fails to disappoint Uri Geller's lawyer son?'
Come on Red Tops, do ya mean 'appoint'?
RAF to fly in perfect ER II formation at Diamond Jubilee
Yep, the sign of the swastika.
Kuwaiti MP banned from Parliament for spitting
Blames his camel who's fond of expelling a mouthful
Only two women in Francois Hollande's life not to be messed with??
Yep, one's his momma, the other his pet pirhana
WTF 'Federico Garcia Lorca could have fled Spain at start of Civil War'??
The guy was wedded to the whiskey vat down the Brown Pub in Bantry Bay
Comic Izzard to run 27 marathons for Nelson Mandela
Personally I'd prefer to wear the ankle tag instead
$1 billion 'ghost town' coming to New Mexico
Expect a wave of phantom pregnancy law suits to follow
WTF 'Dalai Lama to give away £1m at St Paul's Cathedral'?
Probably nicked it from a bent fortune cookie company...
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