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Donald Trump bans Scottish Nationalists from playing at his golf course

Apparently bags of human excrement dumped at the 19th hole proved DNA positive for ScotsGnats' leader Nicola Sturgeon, yuck!

written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
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Cardinal Dolan and Gov Chris Christie freak out about gay marriage ruling

Critics respond that they two old fogeys will just have to get a divorce like all other warring couples

written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
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WTF '20 gay-marriage jokes that ultimately helped lobotomize it?'

Surely, legitimize it??

written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
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Woman climbs up flagpole, takes down Confederate Flag and hoists own panties

Cheering locals then snap her descent down the flagpole and post pics on their InstaBareFannyGram accounts

written by queen mudder, 27 June 2015
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Reports claim Simon Cowell's Beatles movie gets major music hacker

Correction! Make that backer.

written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
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'Astronaut Wives Club' debut bombs aboard International Space Station

Spacemen convinced the show has been faked 'just like NASA's moon landings'

written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
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Obama waxes lyrical about fatherhood, tampons and the family 'rock'

White House aides freaked out at all that sincerity, insist this is no time to discuss the presidenial Crack Factory

written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
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GOP now freaked out about Confederate flag above South Carolina Capitol

A pity it's taken right wingers 150 years to twig to hex that's blamed for poisoning latest insance shhoter's feeble brain

written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
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Obama bin Laden's firstborn wanted his Pa's death certificate

The collector's item described as perfect companion piece to his longform birth certificate

written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
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Ambassador reveals how Obama underwired Israel

Credits the US president with country's sturdy metal reinforced push-up bra pandemic following floppy Jewish tits criticism

written by queen mudder, 21 June 2015
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What a load of hot air as Pope launches Globule Warming report

Fracking fraternity says the poisonois old gas bag is full of Zyklon-B!

written by queen mudder, 18 June 2015
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Troll who claimed Obama isn't gay has been banned from Twitter

Such a slur on Da Prez's private quarters will not be tolerated in cyberspace

written by queen mudder, 28 May 2015
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Clinton Foundation received $$$s in corruption-suspected FIFA bungs

Spokesperson claims it was just petty cash to pay for Hillary's plastic surgery and a head transplant for First Daughter Chelsea

written by queen mudder, 28 May 2015
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Putin accuses US of messing with FIFA's Russian offside rule

Absolutely nothing wrong with footie officials receiving massive great big backhanders as long as everything's denominated in Russian Roubles

written by queen mudder, 28 May 2015
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Rand Paul convinced GOP hawks created Islamic State

Jeb Bush retaliates, says Democrat Party turkeys responsible for current Jihadi mess

written by queen mudder, 28 May 2015
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Fury at headlines claiming Syria's top ancient ruin threatened by ISIS take-over

That's no way to describe President Bashar al-Assad's ageing mother-in-law

written by queen mudder, 24 May 2015
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Does Harvard University have a secret society that's a major force for evil?

Yale's Skull N Bones Club says Yes!

written by queen mudder, 24 May 2015
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China continues excavation to unveil more Panna Cotta Worriers

Uh, make that 'Terra Cotta', panna being a sticky Italian pudding and totally unsuitable for major excavation works

written by queen mudder, 10 May 2015
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Mubarak gets 3 years in the slammer for corruption charges

Muslim Bruvverhood dead chuffed at such a result

written by queen mudder, 10 May 2015
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Raul Castro will go back to preying after meeting Pope Frankie

Disgusting, what a pair of dirty old men!

written by queen mudder, 10 May 2015
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Carbon dioxide levels reach highs not seen for 20 million years

You can blame all that toxic hot air on dumb Brit politicians yakking their heads off before Thirsday's general election

written by queen mudder, 06 May 2015
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WTF 'You can now buy John Lennon's iconic glasses'?

Half pint beer glass and highball balloon probably included with plastic coffee mug

written by queen mudder, 06 May 2015
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Tuna company in hot water after worker cooked alive in six tons of fish

Let that be a karmic warning to other fishy-sounding people like Scots Nationalists Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon!

written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
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Miss Piggy wins Brooklyn Museum award for porcine-faced women

Says she owes everything to her doppelgänger role model Chelsea Clinton

written by queen mudder, 28 April 2015
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