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Roll away the stone as magicians stage effort to tart up Houdini's grave
Harry Houdini's remains have vanished and the sepulchre is empty, surprise surprise
Spooky anagram found for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'
'Castrate freak show answer' OMG.
Haiatus Hits Black Friday Protests
Mostly rampaging guys diving into McDonalds to fuel up on Big Mac and fries before resuming onslaught to protest about, uh, stuff
Probe that messed up comet landing 'could be ruining things again' by spring
First rays of sunlight to hit the Philae Lander's batteries virtually guaranteed to f**k up again
Fugitive bighorn sheep decapitated by LA hit-and-run driver
Damned beheading jihadis now kerbcrawling all over Los Angeles looking for some pervy fun
Woman rescued from IS camp cooked for jihadis
Mostly from the Jihadi Cannibal Cookbook of spare limb recipies, guess the bastards have to do something with all those amputations, eh?
Feds investigating festive drone sightings in Colorado area
Reports say Santa's using mini airborne sleighs this year on the Colorado Xmas Pot Cookie run
NYPD rookie calls fatal shooting of unarmed man 'accident waiting to happen'
Oh yeah? Guess that's enough for the Governor to call out the National Guard
Mayor De Blasio appoints NYC Human Frights Commission head
Appointment backdated to Halloween.
Obama fun eraser accused of sex with miner
The guy swears they were just mining for uranium deposits together when ine thing led to an udder
State of Utah revives plans to allow firing squad executions
And that's just for dropping litter in public
Obama pardons 5m illegals
Huge flock of Mexican turkeys now safe and secure ahead of annual Thanksgiving dinner cull
Unusual plea of mitigation sees accused plead brainworm contamination
'This guy had a tapeworm in his brain for four years your honor,' his attorney said, "made him think he was United States Presided t."
House GOP sues President for overstepping with ObamaScare
The former Scare-in-the-Community Organiser turned US President is being trawled over hot coals in the DC courts
Trans-Fats Linked to Worse Memory
Uh, could have sworn I read something sbout this stuff only yesterday but hey, amnesia ain't all it's made out to be
Palestinian terror group claims responsibility for deadly loan shark attack
Usury removal business still thriving on thr Gaza Strip
Miss Honduras and sister found murdered with gunshot wounds
Organisers fear this weekend's Miss World contest about to get very very nasty
Senate Dems reject Keystone XL oil pipeline build bill
Fear 'XL' really means 'extra large' and the new pipe will soon be grossly obese - like many Canadians already
One million guns sold ahead of Ferguson grand jury decision
Folks feel you just can't be careful enough in case they reach the 'wrong' decision
German auctioneer puts Hitler painting on the market
Oil on canvas shows the Fuhrer shooting up skag with Hitler's Pope and Benito Mussolini, priceless composition worth a bob or two
De Blasio tells Hillary to run to the left to secure presidency
Preferably over a cliff, darlin', you Clintons so past your sell-by
FBI planning cosy fireside chat with Mrs Clinton about passing polygraph and stuff
The move follows discovery of the Rose Law Firm's amnesia files, bound to be a vote grabber in the 2016 White House elections
Man busted for ordering Taco Bell drive-thru on his mule
Cops later said No Asses Allowed and fined the guy for trespass
Syrian ambassador bollocks Saudi counterpart at UN
Sounds like kick-off of the notorious annual Holier-Than-Thou season
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