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Ancient Hercules statue returning to Italy 2,500 years after theft
Damn Etruscan thieves sentenced to 12 months community service after pleading guilty to smash and grab
Counter-Terror official charged with soliciting sex from a miner...
...forty-inner and his daughter Clementine
Iran's Revolutionary Guard attacks a rocky outcrop in Shatt Al-Arab
The Ayatollah's special forces blew up and destroyed the twin rock mounds after Saudis mocked them for looking like 'The Shah of Persia's Tits'
Miracle baby born fully encased in giant squid
Doctors blame OctoMom for putting ideas into the beastie
Chile fisherman's close encounter with giant sperm
Exchanging bodily fluids with a seven footer sure ain't easy ... unless you learn to be very flexible
Revenge photographer wants wife scrubbed from the web
Dirty pics of the filthy little slut bringing his business into disrepute
Exploding Moscow blowholes raise fears of deadly gas exposure
Fears that massive methane outburst from Vlad Putin's private quarters may be to blame
HSBC pleads 'shame' over Swiss tax scams
Blames Brits' Queen Elizardbirth for putting them up to it in the first place
Husband claims wife is holding him 'prisoner' in their Hamptons teardown
Wife says he's locked himself in a makeshift crack den with Mexican gardener and his twin brother
Hustler Club exotic dancers 'being stripped' of minimum wage
Everyone knows downtown rates are fifty bucks for ten minutes - same as a handjob in Hells Kitchen
Ronald Reagan's 'fake' friend wants 'fraud' plea deal
Says The Gipper was every inch the professional con artist and would have been proud of this latest twist
Landlord sues councilwoman for having him arrested over 'rented beef'
Says nothing criminal with leased-back rib-eye!
NY-bound jet forced to make emergency landing with crappy sunscreen
Correction! Uh, 'cracked windscreen' maybe better?
Al Sharpton paid to keep his mouth shut about lack of black TV programming suit
Always having to wear a lime green tuxedo or pale grey pinstripe three-piece suit kinda harsh on the guy I reckon
Hand-mixer News: ISIS' English-language schools teaching jihadi children how to blend
More dumb recipies from The Taleban Cookbook
Is the answer 'skeletons'??
Yes if the question is 'What's inside the closets of the Oscars' Best Actress nominees?'
Absolutely No Rickshaws as Astronauts install International Space Station parking bays for space taxis
I mean, what kind of place do you think this is?
Parents urged to look out for certain symptoms if child is 'sick'
Symptoms like suddenly joining the Ku Klux Klan, supporting pro-incest legal reforms and voting Hillary 2016
WTF '3 Oscar-nominated cinematographers share their favorite shots'??
Some sort of Measels, Mumps and Rubella vaccination rant, guys?
Profanity news as Bin Laden 'letter' allowed as evidence in terror trial
Yep, it's the Pashto tongue's 'F' word we're talking about
NYC attorney pleads guilty to courthouse bribery scam
Hmm, any relation to that Ecuador racketeering guy, whassisname Steven Donziger?
Ex-Mayor Giuliani says Obama influenced by commies since youth...
...called Vlad the Impaler Putin pulled down his pants and blew him in a Sugar Land parking lot in Texas, heheh
Unfair dismissal lawsuit as police dog fired for biting cop & doughnut shop worker
Attorneys for K9 say it's a bum rap because someone should have fed the mutt some breakfast
The dilemma facing Wall Street: will Chicken Selects save McDonald's?
Long trail of puke from the restaurant to the sidewalk says pretty much 'NO'
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