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Who says Jennifer Lawrence is going to play Patty Hearst?
Uh, the studio boss waving the $20m pay check?
Hollywood power players attend Brian Grazer's pre-Solstice hooker party
So what else is new?
Daniel Day-Lewis spotted dining with designer Domenico Vericca
The pair might make some comfortable slip-on loafers together maybe for the burgeoning fungal nail disease footwear market
Sam Taylor-Johnson out of 'Filthy Shades' sequel
Says things getting just too damn grubby and might damage her reputation
Ben Stiller still moaning that Joan Rivers 'didn't like me' and we never made quiche
Blame the mess he made of quinoa ratatouille for the never ending feud
Drew Barrymore reads Dr. Seuss when dumbing down
Such downmarket trash, no wonder they say her kids aren't exactly Einstein
Britney Spears reported taking pre-Viagra to keep up with kids
Uh, make that pre-Algebra!
American Apparel wants models, not 'Instagram hoes'
Instagram retaliates, says it wants American Apparel sluts, not models
Yoga outfit 'said to stretch truth in regards to assets sale'
Sounds like a story about some keep fit fanatic hooker's Spandex gusset bursting just as she's about to blow a John
Heinz merging with Kraft in $36B deal to create 'global food giant'
Attorneys for Jolly Green Giant Sweetcorn Corp beg to differ, slap lawsuit on Heinz merger proposal
SEC chief takes aim at predatory traders in 'dark poos' scandal
Big black shits going down the pan says SEC boss Mary Jo White
NY Stock market riggingno longer a conspiracy theory
Tin foil hatter vindicated as insider trading tip stands to make him a cool million bucks
De Blasio praises school despite crap test scores
Headteacher demands Hizzoner takes detention for messing up his math grades
Parents claim nuns cashing in by closing Montessori preschool
Sure, there isn't a decent cat house for at least ten blocks round here, but Mother Superior shouldn't be so damn grasping
Reports coming in that cops take down NYC commuter train heroin ring
Rumoured replacement said to be the Colorado Springs Weed Line, coming to a subway station near you
WTF 'Your subway's late because of a surge in unruly passengers?'
Onion ring-eating grossly obese travellers blocking your commute?
Top military brass resisting calls to lift transgender shirt
No, wait! that should read 'shirtlitfer ban'.
Tsarnaevs' terrorism lair 'looked like a bomb site'
Highly surprising, considering.
Ponzi schemer who stole $60M from independent film king pleads mitigation
Says he was on a Bernard Madoff internship sponsored by Enron
Head of world's largest uranium producer dies at 44
Rest of body bound to follow soon
Pennsylvania politician says randy celebrities signed re-election petitions
Blames too much cheap ObamaCare Viagra doing the rounds
Dozens of sharks spotted swarming around oil rig
That's loan sharks, sniffing blood as news of BP profits tumble goes viral
President Obama will host Pope Francis in the Fall
That's the Decline & Fall Of The Holy Roman Empire, guys.
Drug Endorsement Administration blamed for handling of agents' sex parties with hookers
Should have subcontracted to a DC Madam just like every other government department
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