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Six million wild pigs roaming the U.S. and still counting....
as yet, no greased pig contest has been planned to round them up!
Grass fed cattle are extinct in California...
no grass left!
Cause of Swiss Avalanche Discovered....
nearby yodeler's convention!
PETA Raising Funds For "Old Folks" Home....
for tortoises, tuataras, parrots, quahogs and koi.
Apple Introduces New "iDad" and "iMom"
Gone are the days when kids needed old-fashioned "analog" parents!
Gay bandwagon getting so full of celebrities...
it is about to collapse!
Trappers Pelted with Pelts at Jamboree
Alcohol seemed to be the culprit.
Miniature Yorkies Removed From "Real Dog" List
The dogs were found to be too small to be of any real use and were prone to be washed down shower drains.
Onomatopoeia Stricken From Words You Can Use in Public
Studies show that using the word can take up too much time during a conversation.
Horrible Fecundity Found in North America
Birth rates are down.
President Pares Productivity by Providing Parsimonious Pleasantries
Obama was a little short with White House guests on Wednesday.
Most of Area Man's Fantasies Fulfilled at Saturday's Rodeo
"Horses, cowgirls, cowboys, chewing tobacco. What else could a guy ask for?" sighed local Safeway employee, Fred Jesperson.
Massive warts outbreak....
at Angel Camp's frog jumping contest!
Kids 10 and under say vampires and zombies are boring....
what next, Hollywood?!
Obama family dog, Bo, escaped through White House fence 9 weeks ago....
FiFi, a neighborhood poodle, gave birth today to six puppies who are named Bo Derek, Bo Jackson, Bo Bridges, Bo Geste, Bo Winkle, and Bo Diddley.
Very Loud Rumblings Being Heard Under Yellowstone....
Bathroom Drones, Should They be Legalized?
The Congressional Ways and Means committee will meet on the matter this week. In private.
Sochi Tourists discover Samogon....
Explanation for Salvadoran Castaway's Survival....
The U.S. could never have a revolution because no one would quit texting long enough to participate.
Facebook pays a guy $17 Billion for one app...
Man mistakes habanero peppers for jalepeno peppers....
World nominates a tough, Winston Churchill bull-dog kind of man to deal with Kim Jong-un...
Tourists eating at Sochi Olympics learn the hard way.....
that Russians use ALL the parts of the hog!
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