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Six million wild pigs roaming the U.S. and still counting....

as yet, no greased pig contest has been planned to round them up!

written by Wumf, 26 February 2014
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Grass fed cattle are extinct in California...

no grass left!

written by Wumf, 26 February 2014
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Cause of Swiss Avalanche Discovered....

nearby yodeler's convention!

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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PETA Raising Funds For "Old Folks" Home....

for tortoises, tuataras, parrots, quahogs and koi.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Apple Introduces New "iDad" and "iMom"

Gone are the days when kids needed old-fashioned "analog" parents!

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Gay bandwagon getting so full of celebrities...

it is about to collapse!

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Trappers Pelted with Pelts at Jamboree

Alcohol seemed to be the culprit.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Miniature Yorkies Removed From "Real Dog" List

The dogs were found to be too small to be of any real use and were prone to be washed down shower drains.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Onomatopoeia Stricken From Words You Can Use in Public

Studies show that using the word can take up too much time during a conversation.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Horrible Fecundity Found in North America

Birth rates are down.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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President Pares Productivity by Providing Parsimonious Pleasantries

Obama was a little short with White House guests on Wednesday.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Most of Area Man's Fantasies Fulfilled at Saturday's Rodeo

"Horses, cowgirls, cowboys, chewing tobacco. What else could a guy ask for?" sighed local Safeway employee, Fred Jesperson.

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Massive warts outbreak....

at Angel Camp's frog jumping contest!

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Kids 10 and under say vampires and zombies are boring....

what next, Hollywood?!

written by Wumf, 24 February 2014
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Obama family dog, Bo, escaped through White House fence 9 weeks ago....

FiFi, a neighborhood poodle, gave birth today to six puppies who are named Bo Derek, Bo Jackson, Bo Bridges, Bo Geste, Bo Winkle, and Bo Diddley.

written by Wumf, 23 February 2014
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Very Loud Rumblings Being Heard Under Yellowstone....

uh oh!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Bathroom Drones, Should They be Legalized?

The Congressional Ways and Means committee will meet on the matter this week. In private.

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Sochi Tourists discover Samogon....

Russian Moonshine!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Explanation for Salvadoran Castaway's Survival....

Somali Pirates!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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It's Official!

The U.S. could never have a revolution because no one would quit texting long enough to participate.

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Facebook pays a guy $17 Billion for one app...

Holy Software!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Man mistakes habanero peppers for jalepeno peppers....

uh oh!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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World nominates a tough, Winston Churchill bull-dog kind of man to deal with Kim Jong-un...

Gordon Ramsey!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Tourists eating at Sochi Olympics learn the hard way.....

that Russians use ALL the parts of the hog!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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