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Pumpkins 'stuffed full with cocaine' seized at Canadian airport
Police became suspicious when Pumpkins tried to go through customs
Chair of the Blind Society accused of needlessly wasting money
He arranges a fireworks display to display his commitment to the cause
Risqué storyline to boost Coronation Street ratings
It's going to involve Kevin Webster and Ken Barlow running an under sixteen disco in the Rovers.
What does 'self-explanatory' mean?
Finger painting has become more popular than ever in nurseries and schools in Liverpool.
It's been enforced by local police, as they want to get fingerprints on record from a early age.
a) Having or displaying an intense or ferocious aggressiveness. Showing a heartfelt and powerful intensity.
b) The front of a Geordie's head.
Man arrested at Gatwick with a kilo of pastry in his footwear
Police say he had all the ingredients for a viable Choux Bomb
Thatcher's funeral only cost a million pounds
The rest was Tony Blair's appearance fee
The Doctor delivered me 55 years ago today
I can't believe I've survived so long without a liver.
Thatcher Grave Memorial revealed
The dancefloor needs to be larger, says Kinnock
What's the difference between 'affection' and 'adore'?
I can't slam my wife's head in affection ...
Wayne Rooney goes to Dubai for his birthday
I saved up for that all day, he says
Wayne Rooney's new video game out now
Pope to hold Mass on top of the flat topped mount Pic de Bugarach, France on 21st December
"Better safe than sorry," His Holiness tells us
Best X Factor result so far
It's finally fucking finished
Whitney Houston died hours after being asked to judge X Factor
Cheryl Cole: "Personally I think she made the right decision."
Woman thrown off X-Factor for being mentally unstable
Akin to throwing a contestant off University Challenge for being a virgin
X Factor Final disaster
Microphones found to be working
Egg and Chicken ordered through Royal Mail
We'll never know
'50 Shades of Grey' now available in Braille
Free lessons for blind women on how to read with only their left hand
RIP Patrick Moore
Always an eye on the stars, and one on the camera
Google 'Who avoids tax?'
A pretty shit poker hand
Starbucks have pledged a minimum of £20 million pounds in Corporation tax over the next two years
Which computes at 75 cups of Expresso
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