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There are 400 billion birds in the world ...
and there are 250,000 planes ... but only one Superman.
So, in answer to your question ... It's probably a bird.
'Hotel California' ...
is a one star review on 'Trip Advisor', with an awesome two minute guitar solo
If you have a phobia of numbers, simply call the Arithmophobia helpline on 0112957399582 and ask for Extension 3958820178
Knees up Mother Brown
Despite its jaunty tune, Police say this was an alarmingly violent sexual assault
Parents! The quickest way to call a family meeting
I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting.
Turn off the WiFi router and simply wait in the room where it's located till everyone arrives
Tories to reduce VAT to 11% in Norfolk
Apparently it's easier for them to work it out on their fingers
What's the commonest French expression?
There are some things in life money can't buy
For everything else there's ... well ... money.
Kellogs are bringing out 'Ordinary K' just for you ...
Woman seen getting into car the wrong way
Through the driver's door.
Pumpkins 'stuffed full with cocaine' seized at Canadian airport
Police became suspicious when Pumpkins tried to go through customs
Chair of the Blind Society accused of needlessly wasting money
He arranges a fireworks display to display his commitment to the cause
Risqué storyline to boost Coronation Street ratings
It's going to involve Kevin Webster and Ken Barlow running an under sixteen disco in the Rovers.
What does 'self-explanatory' mean?
Finger painting has become more popular than ever in nurseries and schools in Liverpool.
It's been enforced by local police, as they want to get fingerprints on record from a early age.
a) Having or displaying an intense or ferocious aggressiveness. Showing a heartfelt and powerful intensity.
b) The front of a Geordie's head.
Man arrested at Gatwick with a kilo of pastry in his footwear
Police say he had all the ingredients for a viable Choux Bomb
Thatcher's funeral only cost a million pounds
The rest was Tony Blair's appearance fee
The Doctor delivered me 55 years ago today
I can't believe I've survived so long without a liver.
Thatcher Grave Memorial revealed
The dancefloor needs to be larger, says Kinnock
What's the difference between 'affection' and 'adore'?
I can't slam my wife's head in affection ...
Wayne Rooney goes to Dubai for his birthday
I saved up for that all day, he says
Wayne Rooney's new video game out now
Pope to hold Mass on top of the flat topped mount Pic de Bugarach, France on 21st December
"Better safe than sorry," His Holiness tells us
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