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Medic or corpsman

The difference between a Army Medic or Navy Corpsman is one if by land and two if by sea?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 12 May 2015
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Blue Balls

This nurse checking a patient on oxygen asked her if his testicles were black and after checking him said no your testicles are not black.When he pulls his mask off and says"Are my test results back?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 29 April 2015
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Pope says there was no Adam and Eve

The Vatican just mention there was no Adam and Eve. Well with all this scandal of same sex marriages. I Suppose the Pope was talking about " ADAM & STEVE?"

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 31 December 2014
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On The Wings of Eagles

It's so hard to fly like an Eagle, when you have to work with TURKEY's ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 15 November 2014
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Two American Sailors Attacked in Turkey

Two American sailors were attacked in Turkey,but broke free after the Turks found out they were not carrying any of the Camel Dung Hash for the Turkish Midnight Express.Sounds like Horse Manure to me?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 15 November 2014
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Two American Sailors Attacked in Turkey

Two American sailors were attacked in Turkey,but broke free after the Turks found out they were not carrying any of the Camel Dung Hash for the Turkish Midnight Express.Sounds like Horse Manure to me?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 15 November 2014
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Jethro Bodine Atomic Brain Surgeon And Double Nut Spy?

JETHRO HAD HIS UNCLE JED IN THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES AS ALL I HAVE IS MY UNCLE SAM AND I'M NOT HIS ONLY NEPHEW, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SOMETIMES CALL HIM PA?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 18 March 2014
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The Corn Is Still Green

The Corn is Green is an old Bette Davis,movie. Where she helps this Welsh miner get into Oxford University. Where her maid's daughter gets him drunk?Think of my corn as still green"AMO,AMOT,AMOS?"

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 18 March 2014
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Snowden takes a leak on Uncle Sam

It doesn't take a guy like Eric Snowden to piss down Uncle Sam's back and tell US it's raining, let alone sale US out ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 June 2013
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Sky Fall Time For A New M ?

Sky Fall brought to an end that woman M for England's MI6 OO's,but I'm sure along with Q,and England's Royal Navy's natural ability for Skuttle Butt like " Master And Commander,"Commander Bond is 007?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 21 February 2013
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Donald Trump is no " Our Man Godfrey?"

The difference between Donald Trump, and our man Godfrey, is that Donald never made a good butler let alone someone else's money? Nor would he live in a dump with other down on their luck guys?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 21 February 2013
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Abbey Road

In the 60's during the British invasion of the US when John Lennon used to hang outwith David Peel and the Lower Eastside, Where Clinton's problem was to never inhale & Browns was to never exhale ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 26 December 2012
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Spies Like US

This thing on the Middle East is like the movie Drive In "Why don't you have a PEPSI?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 26 September 2012
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La Spoofadora ?

Like the Blow Hole"La Poofador,"in Baja California, Mexico reminds me of Madonna's comment about our American Presidents stand on Iran's president "Camel Manure," as a joke like Horse Manure our HS ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 26 September 2012
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US Adminstration Looks At Iran For TP?

Since the 1974 Oil Embargo when the Ayatola forced out the Shaw and all those lines at the pumps?We now face the same problems here as we line up for the outhouse a new ride at Disneyland as Fantasia?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 26 September 2012
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Madonna Calls Obama's Muslim Comment Ironic ?

Madonna Calls Obama's Muslim Comment"Ironic?"Well I call Madonna's Obama Comment"Moronic?"I guess isn't much for her worshipfulness since her "Imaculent Conception,"Material Girl World,went to GaGa?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 26 September 2012
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To spoof or not to spoof?

To Spoof or not to Spoof that is the question? As an Aspiring young Spoofster junior jurnalist one must remember that to Spoof you really don't need PROOF as this is satire that makes the bacon?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 26 September 2012
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Letters to Whitehall and Number 10 Downing?

"No man is a sailor if he can't take a joke?" Just like Doctors in movies like M*A*S*H who can't take ENNEMA's but give them out like Carter has pills?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 06 September 2012
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To hell and back?

If kids can't work on their family's farm then how would guys like Audey Murphy get to dig latrines for Uncle Sam and the ARMY? Let alone spread it around unless of course it's the funny farm ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 06 September 2012
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Green acres

If kids can't work on their family farms then how will Lawyers like Mr.Douglas(Eddie Albert) and his wife(EVA GABOR)ever leave New York and the crap of Manhattan for the Manure of Hooterville?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 06 September 2012
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I cut a fart in the aisles of old walmart!

I was at a local WALMART store in San Jacinto when I farted as I reached for a pack of WhiteCloud toilet tissue," and I sang out"I cut a fart in San Jacinto," because I don't think Frisco had WALMART?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 06 September 2012
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Down on the farm

They say the president doesn't want children to work on their families farm? I say " You ever milk a " BULL's -UDDER?" Talk about a MAD COW ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 06 September 2012
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Lady of the Lake

I myself may continue writing on Spoof in my Metrical Romance with the Lady of the Lake and as King Author my Skilcraft pen will be mightier than the sword write Merlin ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 July 2012
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Tom Cruise looks for wife number 4 ?

That will be like a " Legend," in his own mind? When the devil stole his girl like he did Adam in the garden of Eden ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 July 2012
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