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New Charity Set Up to Help Street Workers

'Chugger Aid' - the new scheme for charity muggers has today been launched. Its aim is to help support the workers who tirelessly pester office workers on their lunch-breaks, on high street precincts.

written by Nate John Won, 11 September 2014
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Shelale-Air belt up

Cut-price Irish Airline 'Shelale-Air' are to step up their level of service for their plush new Business Class. The privileged Passengers will be provided with seat-belts.

written by Nate John Won, 29 August 2014
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It's Completely Barmy and Bramy!

The 'Brassiere Brasserie' is the hottest new London dining experience. Customers are required to wear a brightly coloured bra over their clothes, before sitting down to eat.

written by Nate John Won, 19 August 2014
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Too Good To Be True

Mr Christian Truman of Bucks was arrested today, for wishing a passer-by a Good Morning. 'I've never trusted him,' said a neighbour. Some people are just too nice to be genuine.

written by Nate John Won, 19 August 2014
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Drugged-up Drama

Fringe theatre buffs are flocking to Edinburgh this year to watch a surprise first-time hit: 'Drugged-up Drama'. Every night, one member of the cast overdoses on caffeine before taking the stage.

written by Nate John Won, 19 August 2014
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Kikideedee!

Singer Kiki Dee has been nominated as a Spanish Ambassador for chickens. When asked about the selection process, the Minister for Farming clarified that Spanish cockerels always cry 'Kikideedee!'.

written by Nate John Won, 16 August 2014
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Black and White Together

A new government bill was passed today, ruling that all official documents must contain black and white print every other word, in order to provide equal representation of colour for British society.

written by Nate John Won, 16 August 2014
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The Write Time

In Manchester today, Technical Author Jim Ravioli inadvertently embedded one MS Word document within another, and ended up getting stuck inside a Documentation time paradox.

written by Nate John Won, 16 August 2014
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Kite-e-Kat

Pickles the cat got a fright when she caught hold of a loose piece of string hanging in the garden. It turned out to be a kite rope. The wind picked up and Pickles flew off, landing 5 miles from home.

written by Nate John Won, 16 August 2014
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Bean There Before

Apprentice Bob Cornflakes returned to college after a wasted week of work experience at 'Dozier & Dozier' Lawyers Inc. He only got to make coffee. 'I want to be a Barrister,' he said, 'not a Barista'.

written by Nate John Won, 16 August 2014
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Pipe Dreams

On This Day in 1957... Teddy Boy Billy O'Toole broke his leg by falling from a rooftop in Allerton Liverpool. He later claimed to have been drunk, and was attempting to get a new set of drainpipes.

written by Nate John Won, 15 August 2014
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Escargot to Go

Customers at 'Barnacle' Ben Bennett's Seashell Shack had a nasty shock when they were served snails instead of cockles. 'It's my knees,' said Ben. 'It's easier just to rummage around in the garden.'

written by Nate John Won, 15 August 2014
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A Good Old Day's Work

Workers at Pickwick Victorian Fair were disgruntled after being paid a groat apiece for a hard day's work. Owner 'Hearty' Joe Riley denied any unfair practice. 'It's the going rate for 1828,' he said.

written by Nate John Won, 15 August 2014
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Double or Drop in Crackerjack Toads

Following a recent fall in the number of Crackerjack toads, the Scots Amphibian Society have issued a plea for folk to yell 'Crackerjack!' every time one is spotted every Friday, at 5 o'clock.

written by Nate John Won, 15 August 2014
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JLS - Still Flying High?

Boy Band sensation JLS have now revealed that they named themselves after 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull' - the character featured in the novella by Writer Richard Bach.

written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
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Mr Speaker Dishes Out Detention

Today, in Parliament, Master Dee of the Blue Party accused Master Gee of the Red Party, of '...not writing in pencil...' Mr Speaker has administered detentions accordingly.

written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
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Goodbye Greasy Tuesday

A new government bill has been passed, which deems the use of the term 'Fat Tuesday' as inappropriate. From now on, the Tuesday before Lent, is to be known as 'Horizontally-Challenged Tuesday'.

written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
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Can't Sing, Won't Sing

A brand new reality TV show begins this Autumn - 'Can't Sing, Won't Sing'. Contestants are to be assessed on their ability to sing off-key. Record numbers of applicants have been recorded.

written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
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Get Me Out Of Here!

A new series of the popular TV show 'I'm Not A Scarecrow - Get Me Outta' This Field' is to return this Summer. Members of The Rolling Stones are rumoured to be contenders.

written by Nate John Won, 13 August 2014
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Fridge-magnet fury

The WHO claim that excessive use of fridge-magnets, can induce a magnetic effect on stored consumables.

written by Nate John Won, 05 August 2012
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Jesus Christ Superstar reject tells all

Performer Joshua Cohen today broke his silence about his rejection from the first round of TV's 'Superstar'. 'They said I looked too Jewish,' he claims.

written by Nate John Won, 05 August 2012
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Hawkins poses the ultimate question for mankind

At a Conference today, Prof. Dickie Hawkins posed a conundrum regarding the existence of God. 'If he's in control of everything,' he said, 'how is it that he allows a smug egotist like me to evolve?'

written by Nate John Won, 05 August 2012
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That natural look

The food biotech company Agri-corps have recently developed a range of mis-shapen vegetables, to meet with the demand for a natural look for food.

written by Nate John Won, 05 August 2012
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Green, Black and Blues

Warner movies reveal that the rugged look for Sirius Black in the Harry Potter film franchise was based upon the stylings of 1960s Fleetwood Mac blues frontman Peter Green.

written by Nate John Won, 05 August 2012
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