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Ronnie O'Sullivan announces return to snooker
The 'Rocket' served his self-imposed sabbatical in true whirlwind style, taking a years break in only nine months.
written by radiogagger, 27 February 2013
Barcelona 0 Real Madrid 3
See - Barca and Lionel Messi are actually human.
written by radiogagger, 27 February 2013
UK in turmoil after losing AAA credit rating.
Chancellor George Osborne has looked down the side and back of the settee, but has not found it.
The government have now urged everyone to buy Triple A batteries instead to boost the economy.
written by radiogagger, 27 February 2013
MOODY strips UK of Triple A credit rating
That was one hell of a stag night.
written by radiogagger, 27 February 2013
Jewish Book Festival cancelled
Apparently nobody wanted to buy copies of the books - they either wanted a free copy from a friend of a friend, stood in WH Smiths reading it for an hour, or they borrowed from the library...
written by radiogagger, 31 December 2012
Blackburn Rovers pantomime entertains football world
Henning Berg sacked as manager after 57 days, 3 days longer than George Entwistle at the BBC. 'Global Advisor' Shebby Singh denies taking training, but continues to sell chicken and flog a dead horse
written by radiogagger, 31 December 2012
DirectGov website Hosts Fake Job Advert For Wannabe James Bonds
The bad news is that Dean Gaffney has told the Sun newspaper he has applied for the job.
written by radiogagger, 31 December 2012
Apple chief takes a smaller bite
The boss of Apple saw his pay package including stock options drop 99% from $378m last year to just $4.12m this year. TOUGH TIMES INDEED.
written by radiogagger, 29 December 2012
Jimmy Savile qizzed by police over Yorkshire Ripper murders
Its a gripping twist to the story, of that there is no doubt.
written by radiogagger, 27 December 2012
Petition calls for Piers Morgan to be deported from US
Oi! We don't want him back over here!
written by radiogagger, 26 December 2012
Chelsea 8 Aston Villa 0
The matchday announcer at Stamford Bridge has asked for a Christmas bonus and pay increase because of the extra work involved v Aston Villa.
written by radiogagger, 26 December 2012
The Leveson Inquiry in numbers: 17
17 - times Rupert Murdoch said 'sorry' during last 3 hours of his evidence.
The second most humble day of his life. (The first involved similar apologies but also a custard pie in his face)
written by radiogagger, 24 November 2012
Leveson report to be published next Thursday
I'm getting the DVD for Christmas. My mum loves Hugh Grant.
written by radiogagger, 24 November 2012
Mail Online reaches new record of 106m monthly browsers
99 million of them for the sidebar of shame to see Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus walking out of shops, houses and buildings. And another million to see Helen Flanagan in the jungle.
written by radiogagger, 24 November 2012
Blink and you'll miss him
A West London Hotel has changed the name of its top floor suite to Rafa Benitez to 'honour' the new Chelsea boss - saying the room is perfect for short stays.
It used to be named after Kim Kardashian
written by radiogagger, 24 November 2012
Elgin City v Rangers postponed on safety grounds.
Match was called off when it was discovered Elgin had sold over 1,000 too many tickets for the 4,520 capacity ground.
Honestly those marketing people at Elgin - marbles!
written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
Prince William favourite Royal in public poll
Narrowly beating Royal Doulton china.
written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
Bryan Ferry of Poxy Music releases vajazzle album.
CORRECTION: that should read Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music releases a JAZZ album.
written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
New online jingle radio station distances itself from Savile
"He was more of a jingle jangle guy"
written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
New BBC Director General calls for Unity
It all got a bit confusing and embarrassing when Una Stubbs turned up in her Aunt Sally outfit.
written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
Mark Hughes Sacked By QPR
Results so far this season have been
Quite
Pathetic
Really
written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
Lord McAlpine poised to sue at least 10,000 Twitter followers.
More details at hashtag #ohshitwishineverretweetedthat
written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
Have you noticed...
How you never see Helen Flanagan and Kelly Brook in the same room? Especially if the room is in a library.
written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
Swedish Woman Accused Of Having Sex With Skeleton Parts
Sounds creepy. Wasn't Sven Goran Errikson available?
written by radiogagger, 23 November 2012
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