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Food for Cabinet Improved
With a huge dollop of pickles.
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written by
j.w., 08 February 2014
Holy See In Trouble
Just cannot see the facts in front of their eyes.
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j.w., 06 February 2014
Pickles Has Dawlish Solution
Pickles is to place himself underneath the railway line at Dawlish, enabling trains to travel to Cornwall.
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j.w., 06 February 2014
Floods
Eric Pickles steps in.
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j.w., 06 February 2014
Somerset Bottom of the League
All their games a washout.
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written by
j.w., 31 January 2014
Blair on Middle East Peace
Lock up all the journalists and you will get peace!
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j.w., 31 January 2014
Cameron's Dredging
How to deal with mud so it doesn't get thrown at you
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j.w., 31 January 2014
Government Deals With the Floods
Kiss the baby and you will stop the floods of tears.
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j.w., 28 January 2014
Coulson Gets Job Offer
Andy Coulson has been offered top job at GCHQ based on his outstanding record.
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j.w., 27 January 2014
City to Emigrate if Labour Wins
The City of London will emigrate en masse to France if Labour win and introduce a 50% rate of tax for those earning over £150,000 per annum.
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written by
j.w., 26 January 2014
999
Can't get through, child dying, penalty from Man United
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written by
j.w., 23 January 2014
GP in Trouble
Too many of his patients end up coffin
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j.w., 21 January 2014
Anelka Admits Mistake
I thought we were playing against Tottenham.
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j.w., 21 January 2014
Political Debate among Lib Dems
Yes, he did!
No, he didn't!!
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j.w., 21 January 2014
UKIP Gay Alert
All Gays living near the Thames have been advised to join UKIP before getting married.
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j.w., 18 January 2014
Lib Dem Take Over Bid
By Fox News
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j.w., 18 January 2014
Floods of Tears
I got close to the floods so I could send photos to the media because they asked for pics, but ended up in tears.
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written by
j.w., 10 January 2014
Osborne's challenge
I can be nastier than you IDS and I've got more power.
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written by
j.w., 07 January 2014
Sport Switch Surprise
Sam Allardyce is to take over as England cricket coach in a swap with Adrian Flowers who is to manage West Ham.
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j.w., 06 January 2014
Cricket Demise Surprise
Flowers for the Funeral to bury the ashes.
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written by
j.w., 06 January 2014
Brakeing news
I braked just in time to miss the car in front.
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written by
j.w., 06 January 2014
Breaking News
I broke a plate in our kitchen today.
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written by
j.w., 06 January 2014
Crystal Ball
I see with my little eye something beginning with R.
Relegation for West Ham or is it Revival? What will the future Raveal?
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written by
j.w., 31 December 2013
New Year Resolution
To make a resolution for 2015.
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written by
j.w., 31 December 2013
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