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Sequel to Miracle on 34th Street Due for Release in November
"Yes Virgina, You have a Vagina," is set to hit theaters for the holiday season.
written by Charpa93, 21 June 2010
Miley Cyrus Comes Up With Plan to Take Attention Off Her Vagina
She's planning on getting a boob job.
written by Charpa93, 21 June 2010
Good News for State of Michigan!
It no longer has highest rate of unemployment in US. Is now second in that category. Way to go!
written by Charpa93, 21 June 2010
Tea Partiers Pick Clear Favorite
76 percent of the tea party members picked Tetley over Lipton. Betcha thought it was going to be Didier huh?
written by Charpa93, 14 June 2010
Rush Limbaugh Speaks Up on Hiring Elton John to Play at Wedding
Look people, I hired a singer. Who cares about his sexual preferences? Most everyone in the music industry is gay or bi-sexual. I paid for his performance. It's not like I put him on the guest list.
written by Charpa93, 07 June 2010
Rush Limbaugh Got Married and Got His Wish
He asked that folks just leave him alone for this special occasion. When asked if they knew Limbaugh got married this weekend, most people said "Who?"
written by Charpa93, 07 June 2010
Rush Limbaugh Snags Fourth Wife
One wonders, with his looks, it's gotta be something else. Maybe those big cigars?
written by Charpa93, 04 June 2010
Rush Limbaugh Getting Hitched a Fourth Time
Guess we can now lay to rest the assumption that 'third time's a charm.'
written by Charpa93, 04 June 2010
Rush Limbaugh Getting Married to "Doll" Number 4
Try to keep your breakfast down this weekend as you envision Rush Limbaugh on his honeymoon.
written by Charpa93, 04 June 2010
BP Stock Prices Hit Bottom
BP Stock Prices continue to fall, while Oil continues to rise uncontrollably
written by Charpa93, 01 June 2010
Al and Tipper Gore are Separating
Bill Clinton said to be in shock. "If anyone should be separating, it should be me an Hill."
written by Charpa93, 01 June 2010
Al and Tipper Gore are Separating
But they are believed to still be living together in what Al likes to refer to as a "communal living" type of lifestyle.
written by Charpa93, 01 June 2010
Al and Tipper Gore are Separating
Although no reason has yet been given, word has it that Tipper absolutely refused to help turn the compost heap, which led to the couple's continued arguing.
written by Charpa93, 01 June 2010
Sarah Ferguson Blames Disney for Downfall
"Yea," said Fergie, "I bought the whole Princess thing hook, line and sinker and look where it got me. Cinderella my arse!"
written by Charpa93, 01 June 2010
New Reality Show "Spot the Spoof" to Air this Fall
Viewers are asked to try and differentiate between what is real and what is not, kinda like watching Kate Plus Eight.
written by Charpa93, 31 May 2010
Stockpile of Tar Found in One Louisiana Parish
The tar was discovered in a large kettle simmering over an open fire. Several garbage bags full of chicken feathers were found close by along with a list of the names of the BP oil executives.
written by Charpa93, 30 May 2010
Psychics Tell America on Larry King "We Told You So"
Psychics appearing on Larry King say they usually don't gloat about being right when talking about the oil spill disaster, but claim they did warn something big would happen sometime soon and it did.
written by Charpa93, 30 May 2010
Moratorium on Laughter Called by Louisiana Legislators
The severity of the oil spill has finally sunk in and no one is in a mood to laugh, not even at stupid Uranus jokes.
written by Charpa93, 30 May 2010
Rand Paul Asked if He's Ever Used KY-Jelly
His reply was "Sure, lots of times. Jelly from Kentucky, in my opinion, is some of the best dang jelly in the country."
written by Charpa93, 29 May 2010
Newt Gingrich Declares "The South has Risen Again"
Sarah Palin responds "what the heck kinda name is Newt?"
written by Charpa93, 27 May 2010
Tony Soprano, James Gandolfini, Calls Glenn Beck Satan
The news was broken by Glenn Beck himself saying that Gandolfini was wrong for calling him Satan in front of Beck's son, to whom he had to explain "No son, I'm just one of Satan's minions."
written by Charpa93, 27 May 2010
Help Finally Arrives at Oil Site - God the Almighty Appears
Not since the days of Moses has God been this angry. He promised to allow every creature harmed by the oil spill a place in heaven and the greedy men who caused the disaster can battle it out in hell.
written by Charpa93, 27 May 2010
BP Responds to Criticisms
Said one spokesperson, "You know, your fair city of Los Angeles has an open tar pit oozing putrid fossil fuels up onto the streets and you don't seem to be too concerned about that."
written by Charpa93, 26 May 2010
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