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Bush Details His 9/11 Commemoration Plans
To commemorate his reaction to the news of the twin towers the former president plans to sit for twenty minutes with a blank look on his face.
written by manbrad, 11 September 2011
Unlike Rick Perry, Obama Does Believe in Climate Change
He just doesn't believe in doing anything about it.
written by manbrad, 08 September 2011
10th Anniversary of 9/11 Brings Painful Reminder of America's Greatest Tragedy
The presidency of George W. Bush
written by manbrad, 06 September 2011
Report: U.S. Schools Turning Out Bumbling Incompetents
The report concludes that the future supply of politicians is assured.
written by manbrad, 04 August 2011
Michelle Obama: President Is Not Having "A Pizza" Party for B-Day
First Lady says, "It's an 'AppeaseMENT' party."
written by manbrad, 04 August 2011
Republicans Will Come To Obama's 50th Birthday After Compromise Is Reached
President will give Republicans gifts, not allow any of his supporters to come. "Now will you like me?" whimpers birthday boy.
written by manbrad, 04 August 2011
Rupert Murdoch Apologizes To Victims of Phone Hacking
Forgets to apologize to victims of News Corp.'s lies, slanders, character assassinations, fabrications, innuendoes, shoddy journalism, falsehoods, personal attacks, etc.
written by manbrad, 16 July 2011
White House Reveals Why Obama Stormed Out of Debt Ceiling Talks
President was angry that Republicans wouldn't give him yet another opportunity to cave in to them.
written by manbrad, 15 July 2011
Chaz Bono Achieves Dream Of Becoming Fat Middle Aged Man
Former woman now repels all women instead of just lesbians.
written by manbrad, 22 May 2011
Martin Sheen Agrees To Star In Remake of "Apocalypse Now" Remake
Sheen will reprise his role as Capt. Willard in search of nonsense spouting madman, who will be portrayed by son Charlie. The twist is, this version is a documentary.
written by manbrad, 30 April 2011
Obama Releases Long-Form Excuse For Breaking Campaign Promises
President also releases short form reason for reelecting him: the other candidates are even more disappointing.
written by manbrad, 30 April 2011
Sen. Jon Kyl Misspeaks Again
Kyl's statement, "90% of what congress does helps America," not intended to be a factual, according to Kyl's press person.
written by manbrad, 16 April 2011
Obama Currently Bombing Four Muslim Nations
President pleads, "How many ragheads do I have to kill to make you understand that I am a faithful follower of the Lord Jesus Christ and a devout practitioner of all his teachings?"
written by manbrad, 31 March 2011
Fukushima Nuke Plant Owner Hires Former BP Chief Tony Hayward
At official hiring ceremony Fukushima owners praise Haywards crisis management experience as Hayward asks for life back and heads off to yacht race.
written by manbrad, 18 March 2011
Obama Libya Shocker!
U.S. will not send troops to oil-rich Muslim country.
written by manbrad, 18 March 2011
Democrats Offers Compromise To Restore NPR Funding
NPR will refer to Democrats as "lying, traitorous cowards" and President Obama as "foreign-born Muslim socialist." GOP says "No deal" unless racism, misogyny, xenophobia, homophobia are added.
written by manbrad, 18 March 2011
Huckabee Says He Misspoke About Obama Living In Kenya
Ex-governor explains his comments about Obama's upbringing and hatred of whites were brought on by his own reflexive hatred of blacks due to his upbringing in Arkansas and his membership in the KKK.
written by manbrad, 03 March 2011
Charlie Sheen Will Appear On Two Series
Will appear as himself on both "Intervention" and "Scared Straight."
written by manbrad, 03 March 2011
Democrats Hope To Accomplish Something By Running Away
Once again leave it up to their constituents to do their dirty work for them.
written by manbrad, 23 February 2011
Charlie Sheen To Star In "Two And A Half Men" Spinoff
"Two And A Half Times The Legal Limit" to premiere in September.
written by manbrad, 01 February 2011
National Rifle Association Brings Out New Bumper Sticker
"As Long As NRA Fights Gun Laws Outlaws Will Have Guns"
written by manbrad, 19 January 2011
Cheney Says He May Need Heart Transplant
Says right now he barely has the energy to shoot people in the face.
written by manbrad, 18 January 2011
Heart Transplant Candidate Cheney Wonders Why He Has To Wait For Donor
"Can't they just kill a detainee and give the heart to me?" former VP asks.
written by manbrad, 18 January 2011
Palin, Beck Rally To Defense of Osama Bin Laden
Insist that like them, his messages calling for violence are not responsible for terrorist acts.
written by manbrad, 15 January 2011
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