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6720#0
Birds of a feather
"David Beckham is as gay as a maypole", claims Tom Cruise. "And he would know". Added Nicole Kidman.
6719#0
I rest my case
Area man claims George Clooney and Janet Reno are the same person. When questioned he asked, "Well, have you ever seen the two of them together".
6717#7
Dismembered Body Latest
The dismembered body of a man found on wasteland in Halesowen on Monday, was said in a police statement today to be "
still dead".
6716#4
Oprah's Ass Secedes From Union
In a statement today Oprahs Ass said, "I have taken all I can from that insufferable blabber mouth. "Stedman this, Stedman that, ooh Dr. Phil, Today Tom Cruise!" Oy!"
6715#8
500-Year-Old Penguins
New Zealand scientists find a species of penguin (Waitaha) that had disappeared 500 years ago. One scientist remarked, "Well it's really not a big deal. These penguins are just fantastic 'hiders.'"
6714#6
A 6,500 Year Old Village
Archaeologists find the ruins of a 6,500 year old Greek village. Searchers find several items such as vases, stone tools, and figurines. Also unearthed was a McDonald's sign.
6713#8
Fire Threatened Oprah
One of the California fires had the nerve to close in on Oprah Winfrey's house last week but turned after she sent Dr. Phil to give it a good talking to.
6712#8
Now Own Bigger Penis
Not only TV and Newspaper ads are down, there's much less spam advertising on the Internet. Experts blame the internet loss on the fact that 90% of all males now own a 10-inch penis.
6711#10
Hitler Actually Was A Nut
An account from a German Army medic from the 1940's confirms the often rumored fact that Hitler had only one nut, but that the nut gradually took over his entire body.
6710#6
Stan Lee Nominate For Pulitzer
Monday, President Bush awarded a National Medal of The Arts to Marvel Comics Stan Lee. Then, on Tuesday, he nominated Lee for a Pulitzer Prize for Literature, saying "That's how I got my learning."
6709#8
McCain's VP Choice Distracting
The McCain campaign workers say they blame McCain's loss to Barack Obama on his choice of Sarah Palin as VP, saying she distracted voters. "Should have named Wilfred Brimley" say majority.
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