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6727#0
The Rolling Stones just keep on rolling
Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger has said that lately he has been feeling somewhat depressed. He told a reporter for the BBC, "I just can't seem to get no satisfaction."
6736#0
The 'Bailout 'Money' Line Stretches Around The Block
Wall Street whined and cried and received a $700 billion bailout. The 'Big Three' car companies want a $25 billion bailout. Now prisoners at Sing Sing Prison are demanding 'bailout' money also.
6738#0
The World Greatest Proofing People
A team of European physicists has corroborated Albert Einstein's 'e=mc2' theory. The team's next project will be to prove that the surface of the sun is in fact, 'hotter-than-hell!'
6728#0
Helen's Gender Song
Helen Reddy's manager has said that Ms. Reddy will be releasing an updated version of her hit, "I Am Woman." The song due out in March is named, "I Am An Old Woman."
6734#0
President Bush's 'Word Count'
President Bush when told that Baghdad protesters had burned him in effigy replied, "Well I've got seven words for those fellas, 'I am still the president, and I am still gonna be bombing your ass.'"
6737#0
Happy Birthday To The NASA Space Station
NASA's Space Station celebrated its 10th birthday. Everything went great except that one of the birthday candles came off the cake and accidentally burned up a Swedish satellite that was passing by.
6732#10
Bush Gets Trimmed, His Italian Barber Upset
Simply an act of convenience back in Texas, "W" got a haircut at a local barbershop instead of from his regular Italian White House barber. Aldo Spinelli replied, "Nobody trims the Bush but me!"
6731#8
Jacko Sneezes on Paparazzi, Gets Sued
Looking for a quick cash settlement, a local paparazzi who was accidentally sneezed on by Michael Jackson has sued for "Battery", claiming he was done irreparable harm by Jacko's phlegm.
6730#6
Artie Lange Writes Bestseller?
Fresh from heroin addiction, drug rehab and several bouts with his analyst, Mr. Lange managed to write enough words to fill a tell-all book. Trading heroin for cupcakes, he is now addicted to food.
6726#0
Diffferent Presidential Laps
Barack Obama says he still wants to use his laptop when he takes his seat in the Oval Office. On the other hand, President Bush had kept his lapdog there and President Clinton kept his own lapdancer.
6725#0
Bush Reads To Obama's Daughters
Barack Obama's daughters, Malia and Sasha made their first trip to the White House yesterday where President Bush read them, "My Pet Goat" and "Little Black Sambo".
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