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China play joke on blind activist, has never really left China
Chinese activist Chen Guangcheng realized to the delight of his adviseries that he had, in fact, not been sent to the US, but instead had been flown around in circles and set down in China.
10#13357#Lyndon#41049.1268171#2#48441
"Good" cholesterol turns out to be bullshit
Gone could be the days when your doctor tells you both your good and bad cholesterol levels. "Lay off the eggs," says Dr. Holly Siergard. "Get off the couch and play some Wii--you should be fine."
10#13357#Lyndon#41048.6395255#3#837796
Prehistoric tortoise as big as small car but slow as a turtle
Harfold State College has discovered the fossilized remains of a tortoise about the same size as a Honda Fit. The trouble was that it was too slow to get out of the way of dinosaur farts so it died.
10#12034#Inchcock#41048.2733796#4#670209
Phoenix-area man hits $1 million jackpot six times!
The Glendale man claimed six $1 million prizes after purchasing six Powerball tickets with the same winning numbers late last month.
He does not want his name revealed!
"I bet he doesn't!"
10#12034#Inchcock#41048.2497338#5#582107
Wash. man bitten by rattlesnake at Idaho Wal-Mart!
Mica Craig, shopping in the garden department of a Lewiston store when he was bitten Saturday. It latched onto his hand and that he screamed, he managed to shake loose the snake & stomped it to death!
10#12034#Inchcock#41048.249375#6#448997
Seattle car vandal takes nothing, leaves tortillas!
Bemused by the break-in, police were moved to pun:
"The Seattle Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind car prowlers that you shouldn't break in to something that's nachos!"
10#13629#radiogagger#41047.7003356#7#405082
New Biography Claims Obamas Were On Brink Of Divorce
Barrack was going to divorce Michelle and propose to Oprah.
Until someone told him he wasn't Oprah's type...
10#13629#radiogagger#41047.6814236#8#44629
Facebook go public at $38 per share
The company is now valued at over $100 billion, with Mark Zuckberg's personal stake over $20 billion.
Which means he can finally afford to buy suit and 'chuck the hoodie'
10#12034#Inchcock#41047.4175579#9#911024
Truck crashes on NY highway, spills 18 tons of Greek yogurt!
"I hope this doesn't affect the Greek economy too much!"
10#13760#Rocko the Zen Wallaby#41047.0926273#10#290334
Bank of Odin Robbed, Suspects use hearse as getaway vehicle
Cash with a total amount of ten million dollars was taken from the bank by robbers who were reported to use a hearse from a nearby morgue as a getaway vehicle.
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