A perfect place has been found for all of those MPs who have decided to end it all. The moat at the centre of allegations is the perfect place to die.
One MP who did not want to be named said, "Well the horse shit has hit the fan for sure. We MPs...
The government and opposition parties were in shock after Labour leader, Gordon Brown walked in to PMQ's wearing a dress, saying, "Call me Ethel."
"Our policies on global warming are, free ice for everyone when it appears, lets tax the poor 50%...
As of today, I have a very sad announcement that democracy has died and that it has been replaced by They-mock-u-see.
With MPs saying that the system of abuse has to change, they have decided to replace the system of abuse with another system of a...
The identity of Mr Brown Pants has been revealed by a Downing Street insider. The true identity is Mr Gordon Brown.
The insider was asked why he has decided to unmask Mr. Brown Pants. He said that it is time that the silly people should understan...
News just in to further reports that the MP for Burnley has been creaming the accounts. The MP Kitty Ussher it has said of her that Kitty has taken from the Kitty.
But a more outlandish letter has been put to the news desk here within the last fe...
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