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Missing link: India to Host Strategic Confab

Funny story: Missing link: India to Host Strategic Confab

A confab to streamline the search for the missing link and set criteria for the search has been convened by the leading evolutionary scientists in the world and will hold in the Indian city of New Delhi. The scientists are concerned that they do...

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Atheists finally find God

Funny story: Atheists finally find God

Atheists have found a 47 million year old god and named it "Ida," an Harvard scientist/atheist proclaimed excitedly last week. Ida is the fossil of a hapless animal which passed away quietly some million of years ago but is now the toast of the sc...

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New Sports Named After Chelsea vs Barca Referee

Funny story: New Sports Named After Chelsea vs Barca Referee

Several schools and sport institutions have begun playing a special kind of soccer known as "Ovreball." It has all the rules of soccer except that all players are allowed to handle the ball inside the 18 yard box. In addition, the game becomes a f...

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Osama Strikes A Deal

Funny story: Osama Strikes A Deal

Osama bin Laden has sought for a "stop-search" from President Barrack Obama to enable him visit America, apologize to Americans and present him with a formula on how to stop terrorism. But the snag which is leaving the White House confused is that...

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Talibans Reach Out to California's Gays

Funny story: Talibans Reach Out to California's Gays

Taliban's have reached out to the desperate US gay Community in California for a compromise deal to return themselves to power in Afghanistan. The compromise would see the gays fighting for the Taliban's to be granted a presidential pardon, whil...

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Evolution: Missing Link Found in Nigeria

Funny story: Evolution: Missing Link Found in Nigeria

A Nigerian professor, Idris Dambusa, claims to have found the missing link in the Theory of Evolution and believes his find will seal the argument and turn the theory into a law. The link, according to him, is in a man so disfigured with athritis...

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Republicans set up "war" committee

Funny story: Republicans set up "war" committee

Republican Party National Chairman, Michael Steele, has set up a Special Committee headed by conservative talkshow host, Rush Limbaugh, to plan a concerted attack on President Barack Obama and shoot the high-fler down. Limbaugh is excited with he...

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Heterosexuals set for War

Funny story: Heterosexuals set for War

The five states in America which have sanctioned gay marriages are in a quandary over demands by heterosexuals to be allowed two marriages by law at the same time. Heterosexuals do not understand why they should be limited to only one partner when...

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Ovrebo bids for UEFA Final between Man U and Barca

Funny story: Ovrebo bids for UEFA Final between Man U and Barca

Controversial referee Tom Ovrebo has appealed to UEFA Referee's committee for the officiating of the UEFA Champion's League Final between FC Barcelona and Manchester United FC. He says this is the only way to punish Didier Drogba, John Terry and M...

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Earth-Shaking Breakthrough in the Theory of Evolution

Funny story: Earth-Shaking Breakthrough in the Theory of Evolution

A scientist (name withheld) has made a major breakthrough in the theory of evolution - he has collected a legion of chimpanzees and intends to keep them until they become humans. Already the scientist is happy that the chimps are beginning to hobb...

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Referee Ovrebo To Make Amend

Funny story: Referee Ovrebo To Make Amend

Infamous Referee Tom Ovrebo who bungled his officiating of the Chelsea vs Barcelona match in the UEFA Champions League Semi Final match has decided to make amends. He intends to award penalties in the match he would officiate in the Norwegian Leag...

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White House Whitewashes Global Warming

Funny story: White House Whitewashes Global Warming

An Environmental Protection Agency proposal that could have led to regulating the gases blamed for global warming has been whitewashed by the White House. The White House thinks factories, small businesses and other institutions should not be sacrif...

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Arsene Wenger Faces Accusations of "Child" Abuse

Arsenal football coach Arsene Wenger is at the center of a controversy over child abuse. Though the police is yet to go into the matter, grave concerns by fans of the club have shifted public attention to it. Manchester United which routed the Ars...

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Obama to Shape Up Credit Card

Funny story: Obama to Shape Up Credit Card

Good news, America's credit card-assisted President, Barack Obama is set to change the credit card system and protect credit card holders. This is the dawn of American democracy redefined as a government of credit card holders, by credit card holders...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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