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We are very upset say Bruka supporters

Funny story: We are very upset say Bruka supporters

Customers of the Swedish design company Bruka are furious following the French parliaments decision to ban the wearing of Bruka in public places. "I have now idea why they would ban such an inoffensive company such as Bruka" said Agnes Movenpick y...

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Arsenal Computer Glitch - Paradis is new signing

Funny story: Arsenal Computer Glitch - Paradis is new signing

A red faced Arsenal spokesperson was forced to admit that a computer glitch had resulted in the somewhat surprise signing of Vanessa Paradis as an Arsenal Player, on a 4 year deal. Paradis, a one hit wonder with Joe LeTaxi and now wife of Hollywo...

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Wenger suggests voluntary crapness

Funny story: Wenger suggests voluntary crapness

After admitting that Arsenal will end their fifth season in a row without winning so much as a pissing contest, their manager, Arsene Wenger has suggested that the club should follow the example of other unsuccessful clubs, like Liverpool. "I real...

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Men only town discovered in Sweden

Funny story: Men only town discovered in Sweden

Following on from the revelations that women only town really does exist in Sweden, you won't be in the least bit shocked to find out that a town for men also exists. Just down the chocolate highway from Rugmunchers, behind the man made dyke const...

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Arsenals injuries caused by translation error - Merde!

Funny story: Arsenals injuries caused by translation error - Merde!

As the injury curse of Arsenal Football club returns year after year like the terminal repetition of friends on satellite Television, an explanation can be finally found for why Thomas Rosicky's legs appear to be made of Cadburys Flakes and why Johan...

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Boyle and Brand to be 'The New Professionals'

Funny story: Boyle and Brand to be 'The New Professionals'

Top film producer Steven Spielberg is planning to bring back another slice of nostalgia by reviving the TV classic 'The Professionals' as a full length movie with a modern twist. Affionados of the series will remember with affection the thin plot...

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Pete sells arse to pay for divorce from Jordan

Funny story: Pete sells arse to pay for divorce from Jordan

Peter Andre, the sexy singer with the toned abs and impossibly thick hair is desperately trying to raise the money to pay for his divorce from Jordan, the one time, model, actress, singer author, fund raiser, horse rider, fashion icon, binge drinker...

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Toughest yet UN sanctions against North Korea

Funny story: Toughest yet UN sanctions against North Korea

Following the testing of two nuclear weapons by the isolated and ever so slightly paranoid North Korea, the UN security council has vowed to impose its toughest yet, set of sanctions against one of the worlds looniest leaders. Former British Prime...

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Jade's mum reveals the truth behind the visions

Funny story: Jade's mum reveals the truth behind the visions

Following from the shocking revalations that Jade Goody's mum Jaiqkwuie, has seen visions of her daughter in the clouds above Essex, it has become evident that seeing visions is a gift passed from generation to generation of Goodys. Speaking outsi...

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Police hunt for 'Lucan' Rosicky

Funny story: Police hunt for 'Lucan' Rosicky

The Metropolitan Police serious crime squad have launched an international man-hunt for the former Arsenal footballer Thomas Rosicky. Apparently they received phone calls from Arsenal fans claiming that he hadn't been seen for more than a year but wa...

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Reading go for Morrisey

Funny story: Reading go for Morrisey

Following the departure of their former manager, Steve Coppell, Reading Football club made a surprise announcement on their website today. Apparently, they have signed Morrisey, the high pitched, daffodil waving superstar from the 80's to be their ne...

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Arsene to face tough questions at supporters meeting

Funny story: Arsene to face tough questions at supporters meeting

Arsene Wenger, the Arsenal Manager is poised to face tough questions at the upcoming Arsenal Supporters Trust meeting. The meeting which cannot be held on school night comes on the back of another meagre season for the nicest passing footabll team...

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A meagre merger emerges!

Funny story: A meagre merger emerges!

Bosses at the world biggest car makers are considering a radical new scheme in a last ditch attempt to return to making poorly built cars that handle like overladen boats in a force 9 gale. They have watched in shock and awe as Gordon Brown and Alist...

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Ministers husband swaps porn for music

Funny story: Ministers husband swaps porn for music

The husband of Home Secretary, Jacquie Smith is continuing his long standing,some would say tedious, pursuit of a cure for his addiction to watching porn at the taxpayers expense. This time he has sought solace in the joy of music, in particular,...

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Sir Fred to the rescue

Funny story: Sir Fred to the rescue

Sir Fred Goodwin, the former boss of the wheezing and coughing banking giant, Royal Bank of Scotland, has leapt to the defence of MP's who are coming under scrutiny for their excessive expenses claims. Speaking via satelite phone from his personal...

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A happy ending to the MP's expenses row

Funny story: A happy ending to the MP's expenses row

The husband of Home Secretary Jaquie Smith, is trying alternative therapies in a desperate bid to break his addiction to watching porn at the taxpayers expense. Apparently, he has been seen making frequent visits to the Ho Li Titwank oriental mass...

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Minister's husband swaps porn for religion

Funny story: Minister's husband swaps porn for religion

The husband of Home Secretary Jaquie Smith, appears to have broken his habit of watching porn at the taxpayers expense by finding God. Apparently, he turned to religion through an on-line self-help group where he was put in contact with a high...

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Brand news show for Brand

Funny story: Brand news show for Brand

BBC bosses, desperate to find a winning formula to attract intelligent viewers are lining up Britain's unfunniest man, Russell Brand, to host a new satirical, current affairs show. The working title for the show is "Brand's Gaffe fest" with a sim...

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