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Funny story:  In-Death Analysis: Bruce Forsyth sidesteps scythe

In-Death Analysis: Bruce Forsyth sidesteps scythe

Musical comedian Jason Wood, a contestant on the original series of Strictly Come Dancing in 2004, has died aged 38. Death had originally been dispatched to claim the life of vintage crowd-pleaser Bruce Forsyth. Wood and Forsyth had been enjoyi...
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Funny story:  Angry American act topping UK charts translated into English

Angry American act topping UK charts translated into English

Seventeen years after its single release, Rage Against The Machine's UK chart-topping Christmas novelty record has been translated into the Queen's English. The translation comes courtesy of the Chegwin Institute for Phonographic Operations. A spo...
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Funny story:  Celebituaries: John Allen Muhammad

Celebituaries: John Allen Muhammad

The man behind the headlines above the 2002 sniper attacks in and around Washington DC has been executed, after a lethal injection did exactly what it said on the tin. The shootings left sphincters in the Washington area clenched for three weeks i...
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Microwave Attachment Eliminates Need For Head Shaving

Hyram B. Dison's invention, which eliminates daily head shaving, is now on sale. "Microcaps" use a microwave to defoliate scalps with a rubber skull attachment similar to ones used in electric chairs.

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