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North Korea halts nuclear tests after NZ condemnation

Funny story: North Korea halts nuclear tests after NZ condemnation

North Korea has today halted its nuclear weapons tests after condemnation by New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key.  The skeleton of the "Great Leader" Kim Jong-il was said to be concerned after a country he'd never heard of, led by a Prime Minister...

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Newspaper shows terrorists the best way to bomb Britain

Funny story: Newspaper shows terrorists the best way to bomb Britain

Britain's leading smut peddler The News Of The World (NOTW), yesterday continued to show the worlds terrorists the best places to bomb in Britain, as well as the easiest way to gain entry. Yesterday two of its reporters, posing as two Middle Eastern...

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Obama keen on Palestinian state, Israel less keen

Funny story: Obama keen on Palestinian state, Israel less keen

President Obama began perhaps his most difficult diplomatic mission so for by suggesting that Israel stop being a bunch of pricks and let the people of Palestine have their own state. The White House talks have been billed as a discussion over...

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Pope calls for Israel to be wiped off the map 

Funny story: Pope calls for Israel to be wiped off the map 

Pope Benedict XVI has joined the ranks of other religious fanatics, world leaders and nut jobs with calls to wipe Israel off the map.  Standing alongside Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, he delivered his strongest public support yet for blowing t...

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Chickens - stressed as f%#k!

Funny story: Chickens - stressed as f%#k!

A vague unnamed possibly scientific report, has stated that, whether battery or free range, chickens are all on edge, and, if only they had an opposable thumb they'd be heading into a bank with a mask and a shot gun. The report further stated that a...

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Fiji to move 4th coup to 2010

Funny story: Fiji to move 4th coup to 2010

Crazed warlord Frank Bainimarama has decided to move Fiji's 4th armed coup to 2010, in an attempt to maximise sponsorship deals from TV and radio networks as well as other advertising media. Sam Bainimarama, a spokesman for the current Fiji admi...

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It's Armageddon people!

Funny story: It's Armageddon people!

While the general public yawned at the latest mad cow/ SARS/ foot and mouth/ scrapie/ salmonella/ bird/ ovine flu developments, governments worldwide are bracing themselves for the unavoidable onslaught caused by ovine flu. The World Heath Organisat...

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Britain Wins - Hurrah

Funny story: Britain Wins - Hurrah

Gordon Brown the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, declared that after 6 years at war, the UK would be withdrawing troops from Iraq as they had basically won as there was no-way the Iraqis could ever catch up. Especially when only using poxy su...

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Breaking news…

Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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