A poncy cosmetic giant has invented ANOTHER daftly pronounced product.
Annoying adverts starring posh celeb's telling us how we "are worth it", and adding random vowels and French accents to words in order to make them sound better than they reall...
Controversy today in the world of showbiz, as an attractive person was found to be, actually, not that attractive after all!?!?!
The supposedly gorgeous, famous person was snapped by pap's rushing out of her house and jumping into her car, appeari...
Angry parents will be protesting today outside number 10, in a bid to raise awareness of the serious problem in their town.
All two of them will have travelled many miles today from their home in Scummingham, some even giving up their day of watch...
Three children's TV characters are being held today after a drugs raid uncovered £1000's of heroin and cocaine.
Officers from the In The Night Garden drugs squad recovered the drugs after a series of early morning raids carried out on the Pinky Po...
There was amazement and shock today, as a courier working on behalf of a large catalogue ordering shop, delivered an item to the customer. Residents of William Shatner Crescent, were out on the streets in awe of the magnificent achievement by the cou...
Food maker, Bull & Fence is to discontinue a biscuits range for babies which was found to contain Food.
The Children's Food Campaign discovered it was among more than 50 products with higher-than-suggested levels of Food.
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