You know I always thought American's were one of the laziest and fattest nations there was but I was slightly disturbed to find out that the average American walks as little as "75 miles a year" that's 1.4 miles a week, barely 350 yards a day!
After being a scientist for many years I can now confirm that Zac Efron is made out of cheese, Yes CHEESE.
After losing his farm he turned into a schizophrenic madman that would not go within 20 yards of a candle wick. After he bought back one of...
Octomom, the mother of 14 children, has just announced that she is now pregnant with 86 babies. They are due to be delivered in early July.
Octomom had this to say "I am overjoyed to be expecting these babies and I can not wait for them to arrive...
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