LONDON - Scientists from the world renowned Thropple Research Institute of London today announced that the United Kingdom is "helplessly drifting towards the North coast of France". The shock revelation was made during a hastily arranged lager and pe...
London - Embattled Home Secretary David 'see no evil' Blunkett today did not vehemently deny rumours that he fast-tracked a veterinary appointment for his guide dog Lucky. The allegation was made by a random passer-by in an amazing outburst o...
Embarrassed European Union officials were today trying to discover how an eight year-old cheese plant called ‘Eric Van Cheese' had become the EU commissioner in charge of bright ideas, pencils, and all things colourful.
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