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Man Rebuilds Berlin Wall in Bracknell

Funny story: Man Rebuilds Berlin Wall in Bracknell

A man has attempted to rebuild the Berlin Wall in the heart of the town of Bracknell. Neo-Nazi Dave Bell, 63, insists everybody on the east side of Bracknell should support the newly built wall because it will "prevent the westies using our laund...

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Charity Shop in Star Wars cock-up

Funny story: Charity Shop in Star Wars cock-up

A UK based charity shop has lost out on a fortune after it mistook a Star Wars relic for a tramp's blanket. The item in question was Obi Wan Kenobi's cloak, as worn by Alec Guinness in the Star Wars original film in 1977. The employee in char...

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Local Council reveal winner of their public school 'Design an Anti-Suicide Sign' competition

The Local Council has revealed the winner of their 'Design an Anti-Suicide Sign' competition after a tense judging process that has taken over three days. It came down to the final three candidates - Claire Luxford's creative picture of a man eat...

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Suicidal people "are more intelligent than we could have ever imagined" say Local Council

Funny story: Suicidal people "are more intelligent than we could have ever imagined" say Local Council

The Local County Council have removed the trampoline at the base of Beachy Head after it was revealed it was having little impact on the suicide rates at the popular jumping point. Council bigwig Barry Miller revealed his disappointment in a tell...

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Jack LaLanne's body "will be juiced" states wife

Funny story: Jack LaLanne's body "will be juiced" states wife

A decision has finally been made on how to dispose of the body of fitness guru Jack LaLanne following his death in January. Two months on, and after complaints from the mortuary that the ageing corpse was beginning to "reek of rotten apples", Jac...

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An attempt to cheer up Charlie Sheen goes very wrong

Funny story: An attempt to cheer up Charlie Sheen goes very wrong

The life and career of Charlie Sheen plunged into yet more embarrassment last night shortly after he arrived at a roast dedicated to him which was organised by his closest friends. The former Two and a Half Man star emerged from his car wrapped i...

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Ross Kemp's Extreme World to return with a Norfolk Special

Funny story: Ross Kemp's Extreme World to return with a Norfolk Special

Ross Kemp's hit Sky One show, Extreme World, wiill return for a one off special in August to highlight the serious problem of inbreeding in the county of Norfolk. Kemp, famous for his role as Grant Mitchell in EastEnders, will start his journey i...

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Confectionery Thief Gets Life

Funny story: Confectionery Thief Gets Life

A man who stole a packet of Munchies from a major UK supermarket chain will spend the rest of his life behind bars. After a somewhat unnecessary twelve day trial at the Old Bailey, David Francis, 27, was said to have committed "a deliberate and t...

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First Annual BNP Movie Awards, Mel Gibson Wins Big

Funny story: First Annual BNP Movie Awards, Mel Gibson Wins Big

In a night of massive drama at the first annual British National Party movie awards, Mel Gibson scooped several awards including Best Actor, Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay. Gibson, 55, made a rare public appearance and collected all of...

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Rooney Targets Vulnerable Fanni

Funny story: Rooney Targets Vulnerable Fanni

Wayne Rooney is looking to exploit Fanni ahead of Manchester United's Champions League last 16, second leg tie with French club Marseille. Rooney was pleased with the joy he received when attacking Fanni in the channels during the first leg last eigh...

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Avatar Special Edition Limited Edition Edition Second Edition Hits Cinemas

Funny story: Avatar Special Edition Limited Edition Edition Second Edition Hits Cinemas

James Cameron's 2009 blockbuster, Avatar, has hit cinemas yet again, this time featuring twelve more seconds of additional footage. The latest release, branded the Special Edition Limited Edition Edition Second Edition, is said to feature "Sigour...

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New Slug Species "Resistant to Salt" says Lab

Funny story: New Slug Species "Resistant to Salt" says Lab

A lab based at Brunel University has confirmed the new species of "Super Slug" has developed a resistance to salt. The vile slugs, which can grow up to three feet in size, have seen their numbers increase rapidly since first sighting in April.

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Offside Law Rolled Out Nationwide

Funny story: Offside Law Rolled Out Nationwide

Today is a historic day in British history, as the offside law makes a gigantic leap from the football field into the life of every unsuspecting citizen. Having been trialled in supermarkets earlier this year, the new "public offside rule" is set...

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Charles Hates Variety

Funny story: Charles Hates Variety

The future of the Royal Variety Performance has been thrown into doubt after Prince Charles revealed he was so bored that he was forced to have a conversation with Camilla. The Prince of Wales, who attends the performance every year, was said to...

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Man City linked with Arsenal toilet scrubber

Manchester City have been linked with the woman who cleans the toilets at The Emirates Stadium. Mrs. Bankole, who arrived from Uganda in the summer, has been in impressive form of late. She recently managed to clean an entire cubicle to "a world...

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Pat Butcher in earring trauma

EastEnders fans are being told to brace themselves for "the most gruesome scene in British soap history." The scene, which is to air next week, will show Walford's regular fat slapper, Pat Butcher, tucking into a bacon sandwich when her face sudd...

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Nelson's Column down. Dubious replacement up.

Funny story: Nelson's Column down. Dubious replacement up.

A highly controversial decision to replace Nelson's Column with a column dedicated to Nick Clegg has been met with displeasure throughout the United Kingdom. Clegg's Column, which is scheduled to be erected in Trafalgar Square by the end of 2012,...

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"Titanic was a submarine" claims Bush

Funny story: "Titanic was a submarine" claims Bush

George W. Bush has broken his silence on the poll where 77% of American's claimed he was behind the sinking of Titanic. In a rare interview since leaving his post at the White House, Bush responded to the allegations that he, in 1912, arranged fo...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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