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EU launches campaign to "leave Chris Grayling"

Funny story: EU launches campaign to "leave Chris Grayling"

European Union officials announced this morning that plans were underway to "leave Chris Grayling" within the next year. Speaking from Brussels, a spokesperson said "We simply cannot accept the endless migration of rubbish from Grayling and others li...

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Man on benefit calls for investigation into "continuing subsidisation" of George Osborne

Funny story: Man on benefit calls for investigation into "continuing subsidisation" of George Osborne

A Man on Jobseekers Allowance today called for questions to be asked about whether privilege, massive inherited wealth, and membership of the aristocracy had helped to subsidise George Osborne's lifestyle as "a Vindictive Conservative Chancellor up t...

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LGBT Leaders brand Roman Catholics as "not fully developed as human beings"

Funny story: LGBT Leaders brand Roman Catholics as "not fully developed as human beings"

Leading Lesbian, Gay, Bi and Transgender leaders have caused outrage amongst the world's 'Roman Catholics' by claiming that Catholics "aren't fully developed as human beings". In a continuation of a verbal campaign which has seen the LGBT communi...

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Panic at Daily Mail as paper "runs out of transgender stories"

Funny story: Panic at Daily Mail as paper "runs out of transgender stories"

Hacks at The Daily Mail were reeling yesterday as it emerged that they had "run out of transgender people to demean and misrepresent" . A source from inside the News Room told us "It's awful. It looks like we've just used up all the trans people. We...

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Media Panic "to return in autumn"

Funny story: Media Panic "to return in autumn"

Whilst distraught hacks looked on, a spokesperson for All Media today announced that "the grotesque and disproportionate panic about Swine Flu which so many of us have worked so hard to generate in the last two weeks has now receded. But we are confi...

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Tories unveil plans for Primary School 'Domestic Flue Clearance Services'

Funny story: Tories unveil plans for Primary School 'Domestic Flue Clearance Services'

The Conservatives today launched plans to allow primary schools freedom from local authority control in a move which is being widely seen to give the green light to them launching local profit earning businesses. Said a spokesperson, "We are build...

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Peston moves into new toilet studio

Funny story: Peston moves into new toilet studio

In a move seen widely as indicative of the state of the economic situation, the BBC has announced that Robert Peston, Business Editor, will now broadcast all pieces to camera from the toilet of his bijou, ranch-style home. A BBC News spokesman sa...

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