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American Idol: Simon Cowell vs Kara DioGuardi (Bikini Stand-Off)

Forget Israel and the Palestinians, and pay no heed to the war in the Congo, there is a full-scale war going on behind the scenes and in front of the cameras on American Idol. This follows after Kara DioGuardi or 'the new judge' as everyone refers...

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Amy Winehouse: The Breakdown

Pop superstar Amy Winehouse finally seems to have had it. She was seen outside one of Londons trendiest clubs attempting to make love to a fire-hydrant while smoking three cigars, and having the image of Madonna's 2nd African Foster child tatoo'd on...

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Alcohol: A must have

Traffic laws in Brittain are about to receive a major face-lift. Under continuous strain from the tax-paying public, the government has for a change, done some research before implementing a rule which no-one usually follows in any case. On a rec...

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American Idol: The Simon Cowell show

In an unprecedented move, Simon Cowell has refused to renew the contracts of Paula Abdul, Kara DioGuardi and Randy Jackson for the 9th Season of the hugely popular reality show, American Idol. This follows after Kris Allen was named the new American...

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American Idol: Simon Cowell has had it!

A stunned silence was observed here on Tuesday night, when Simon Cowell, the chief judge on the hugely popular reality show, American Idol got enraged and stormed out the studio during a live broadcast. This followed after one of the contestants g...

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George W. Bush bushed

Funny story: George W. Bush bushed

It was a very sad and withdrawn George W. Bush that faced reporters here on Monday. Speaking from his family's ranch in Texas, the ex-United States President admitted that the constant mockery of his supposed lack of intelligence is very hard on him...

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Welcome to the Jeremy Clarkson regime!

Funny story: Welcome to the Jeremy Clarkson regime!

In a thrilling contest at the polls, Jeremy Clarkson's Petrolhead Party, slammed Gordon Brown's ruling Labour Party at the polls yesterday, meaning that Clarkson now officially takes over as Prime Minister of Great Britain. In his first act as Pri...

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Tom Cruise really loses it

Funny story: Tom Cruise really loses it

Police today were urgently summoned to the Hollywood home of Tom Cruise to respond to a possible suicide attempt by the famed actor / director. Reports say that Cruise, for years a devoted member to the church of Scientology, was busy watching s...

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God save the "Queen"

Funny story: God save the "Queen"

Shock, utter amazement and some understanding has spread through the nation like wild-fire as Prince Charles, the next-in-line to the throne, has revealed that he has same-sex tendencies, and has had for quite a while. The Prince admitted to repor...

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Madonna & Brangelina at odds

Reports suggest that pop superstar, and hollywood glamour couple, Angelina and Brad Jolie have become entangled in a short, but messy court saga in regards to adoption rights. The whole row started when Brangelina wanted to adopt young Malawian Ob...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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