Stories are emerging of a fierce debate raging amongst a colony of rats aboard the HMS Britain, a ship recently stricken by storms and now badly keeling to one side. The key concern centres upon the position of the King Rat, known to many simply as...
The government is due to unveil a giant money funnel today, designed to better demonstrate where large proportions of public money go.
Top secret until now, details of the funnel are still sketchy; however, it is believed to be built of enamel a...
The government today vigorously denied claims that a mass issue of masks - ostensibly for the use of preventing the spread of swine fever - were in fact an attempt to cover-up the spread of panic amongst members of the government, which, it is claime...
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