Showing:

Showing stories written by Jeff Tamarkin

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story:  FBI and Department of Homeland Insecurity Issue New Warning

FBI and Department of Homeland Insecurity Issue New Warning

Supreme intelligence and amazing revelations never cease. FBI and Homeland Insecurity Directors Bob Mullethead and Tom the Bomb Rigid made the following announcement today:...
View 'FBI and Department of Homeland Insecurity Issue New Warning'
Funny story:  Laura Bush Seeks Divorce

Laura Bush Seeks Divorce

Citing "irreconcilable indifferences, his thing is way too small and other problems," Laura Bush has filed for divorce against King George the Dunce.
View 'Laura Bush Seeks Divorce'
Funny story:  Ted Williams' Head Hits .356

Ted Williams' Head Hits .356

Without batting an eye, Ted Williams' noggin went 3 for 4 against the Devil Rays today. "I can see beyond being beheaded and otherwise dismembered," Ted's head said after the game.
View 'Ted Williams' Head Hits .356'
Funny story:  More Dumsfeld Backward Speak, America's Word Warrior Spews Anew

More Dumsfeld Backward Speak, America's Word Warrior Spews Anew

Out of his straight jacket, Ronald Dumsfeld readdressed his mess today: "Shucking fit! These aggelations and assucations are wabberjockey and jumbo mumbo! Let it be known, I have known the unknown. And what is worth having is not worth having ha...
View 'More Dumsfeld Backward Speak, America's Word Warrior Spews Anew'
Funny story:  Too Many Headlines, No Space for Stories

Too Many Headlines, No Space for Stories

The World's Press Roundup...
View 'Too Many Headlines, No Space for Stories'
Funny story:  David Wells Drinks Two Cases of Beer, Throws No-Hitter

David Wells Drinks Two Cases of Beer, Throws No-Hitter

Bragging that he throws better when he's severely intoxicated, David Wells tossed a no-hitter against the Montreal Expos immediately after drinking 24 beers in one hour on Tuesday. "I thmelled like a frat house at 2 a.m. Would you be cumferb...
View 'David Wells Drinks Two Cases of Beer, Throws No-Hitter'
Funny story:  Ronald Dumsfeld Rejected by His Own Poetry, Has Spoonerism and Blather Fit

Ronald Dumsfeld Rejected by His Own Poetry, Has Spoonerism and Blather Fit

In a mit of fadness, Ronald Dumsfeld has finally cracked into spasms of ackbasswardness: "My poetry has become vull and noid, dull and toyed, obscure and oblique, inured and to seek. To know is to unknow, as knowing is never to have known the u...
View 'Ronald Dumsfeld Rejected by His Own Poetry, Has Spoonerism and Blather Fit'
Funny story:  Kerry Dumps Depp, Chooses Jay Leno

Kerry Dumps Depp, Chooses Jay Leno

In a complete surprise to everyone, including himself, John Kerry has already dropped Johnny Depp and chosen Jay Leno to be his VP in the upcoming general erection. When asked about this perplexing decision, Kerry said: "It's in Jay's ch...
View 'Kerry Dumps Depp, Chooses Jay Leno'
Funny story:  Bush Memo "Leaked"

Bush Memo "Leaked"

A document from The Whitey House, discovered near a urinal on Capitol Hill, has been turned over to The Spoof. Its contents follow:...
View 'Bush Memo "Leaked"'
Funny story:  Bush Rice Beef

Bush Rice Beef

King Dumya and Condoleeza Rice became embroiled in a name-calling contest on Monday. According to Secretary of State Colon Bowel, Condi became upset when Dubya referred to her as "Condopizza Teeth" and "Ms. Ricecake Gaptooth."
View 'Bush Rice Beef'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Barbara Bush Misses Irony in Called George W. Bush a "Son-of-a-Bitch"

Former First Lady Barbara Bush was peeved when everyone present started laughing when she called former president George W. Bush a son of a bitch.
"That's for sure" said her husband George H.W. Bush.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 plus 3?

6 5 11 25


Go to top