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Funny story: Iranian nuclear power plant expodes

Iranian nuclear power plant expodes

October 22, 2045- The Iranian nuclear reactor at the Tehran power plant exploded this morning causing the death of over 350 workers. More deaths are expected as the week ends, from the nuclear fall out. Thousands of Iranians were heading for the...
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Funny story: God forgives the Nazis for the act of genocide

God forgives the Nazis for the act of genocide

At a conference of world leaders, God said he would forgive the Nazis for committing genocide on Jewish people after Israel condemned an ex-Mossad agent for having too many wives and producing too many Jewish children. The dedicated agent was cha...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson takes Andy Dandy with him

Michael Jackson takes Andy Dandy with him

Andy Dandy, a prosecutor's son died during an operation at the UCLA medical center after announcements were made that Dr. Conrad Murray would be arrested and charges would be filed against him by prosecutors for the death of Michael Jackson. Prose...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden strikes again with stealth

Osama Bin Laden strikes again with stealth

In a taped interview with an Arabic news paper Osama Bin Laden takes responsibility for the Kleen Power plant explosion in Connecticut. Bin Laden says he has over 25 thousand operatives across the entire worlds who are committing secret acts of terro...
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Funny story: Jonas Brothers want Foxxy the Ultimate Lady

Jonas Brothers want Foxxy the Ultimate Lady

Silicon Valley California- Andy Jonas and Berry Jonas have placed a pre-order for Foxxy the ultimate lady companion and are said to be enthusiastic about her delivery. Andy Jonas said that Foxxy is the prototype of a futuristic mating partner and...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden is having financial difficulties

Osama Bin Laden is having financial difficulties

New York - Osama Bin Laden is on a low budget because of difficulties obtaining a loan for his terrorist activities. It is being reported that he has been reduced to hiring winos living in Central Park to spread rabies in the raccoon population.
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Funny story: Brilliant scientist arrested for trying to procreate

Brilliant scientist arrested for trying to procreate

Albert Larson was arrested today after lecturing at Nowhere Important University. The charges came after he went too far with three female University students when he engaged them in a conservative conversation. Larson was arrested around 3:00 p.
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Funny story: Saudi girl is punished for attempted murder

Saudi girl is punished for attempted murder

A girl in Saudi Arabia will receive over 36 lashes for an attempted murder on her female teacher. The religious courts also felt it was necessary to place the girl two months in prison. The story took place in a female only school. The female teac...
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Funny story: Ana Hickman to star in play forever young

Ana Hickman to star in play forever young

Ana Hickman is to star in a play about a young woman that grows old and is abandoned by society and its desires for sex. The play will be in New York City and will show Ana in her late years at the age of 80 years old. She will sing about not...
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Funny story: Former Chief U.N. Weapons Inspector Scott Ritter has perfect DNA

Former Chief U.N. Weapons Inspector Scott Ritter has perfect DNA

Former chief United Nations weapons inspector Scott Ritter is said to posses excelent DNA based on his age and brody, powerful body. Professor Dan Johnson, a DNA specialist said "The world is losing good qualified men because of the easy life huma...
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Funny story: Research shows men are superior to women

Research shows men are superior to women

Recent research shows that the Y chromosome, which is what creates the male gender, evolves faster than the female genetic code. In a chimpanzee study comparing humans and chimps it was demonstrated that the male Y chromosome was thirty percent d...
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Funny story: Women detest other women

Women detest other women

It is predicted that Chinese men will outnumber Chinese women in less than a few more years and this could create a gender imbalance that will leave millions of Chinese men without wives. It's assumed that this imbalance will create a surge in ma...
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Funny story: Tyra Banks is closing down her show

Tyra Banks is closing down her show

Tyra Banks is closing down her show and she plans on looking for a new venture in life. Banks complains that she has been getting too many letters of complaints from angry white mothers across the nation. The letters complain about Banks show...
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Funny story: Supreme Court in the year 9010

Supreme Court in the year 9010

September 22, 9010 - The Supreme Court is to go through substantial changes in these coming weeks after Congress voted on updating the judiciary system. Congress has determined that the selection of justices by a higher authority is equated to dic...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI is attacked by woman

Pope Benedict XVI is attacked by woman

A lonely woman who was sexually depraved and who never slept with a virgin male in her life attacks the pope while he was giving mass. She jumped the barriers in St Peter's Basilica in Rome last night and knocked down Pope Benedict XVI as he walke...
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Funny story: Luis Ramirez and vigilantly justice

Luis Ramirez and vigilantly justice

POTTSVILLE, Pa. - Illegal immigrant Luis Ramirez groped a girl in the park and was beaten by two teenagers who tried to save the girl. Ramirez died in the fight and the jury acquitted the teens who came to the aid of the girl. The jury found the...
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Funny story: Accenture Ltd. Said They Are Not Doing Business with Macho Men

Accenture Ltd. Said They Are Not Doing Business with Macho Men

Global consulting firm Accenture Ltd. has ended its relationship with Tiger Woods, marking the first major sponsor to cut ties altogether with the golfer since his alleged infidelities surfaced and he announced an indefinite leave from the sport to w...
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Funny story: Amanda Knox is attacked by lesbians

Amanda Knox is attacked by lesbians

PERUGIA, Italy- Knox was convicted of the sexual assault and murder of another woman who tried to engage her boyfriend in sex. Knox told reporters she is scared because the prison is full of lesbians. She was forced to give cunnilingus to over 250...
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