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Cheap airlines now controlling 10 kg suitcases for smuggled children!

Funny story: Cheap airlines now controlling 10 kg suitcases for smuggled children!

Britain and Ireland's cheap airlines (you know who they are!) are commencing with even more stringent controls of 10 kg suitcases that millions of their passengers drag behind them after a suitcase was used to smuggle a boy from Africa to Spain! P...

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US chickens doing a runner in Brit Chicken Run!

Funny story: US chickens doing a runner in Brit Chicken Run!

It seems that US over-bred chickens are not only being prepared for becoming nuggets in a global Chicken massacre machine, no! Due to mass breeding and pumping hormones through their tiny bodies, their brains are chemically developing too, and now in...

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Brit boozer goes on world's longest pub crawl; BURP!

Funny story: Brit boozer goes on world's longest pub crawl; BURP!

Travel Channel's 'Booze Traveler' has nothing on this lover of anything alcoholic; a Brit Boozer called, Ben Le-Burper (name changed for legal reasons), determined to find the most northern and southern boozing waterholes on the planet, started crawl...

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Chinese discover Al Jolson 70 years too late!

Funny story: Chinese discover Al Jolson 70 years too late!

Thankfully the world of awful white artists blacking their faces, singing and acting like black Americans / Africans is long gone. But obviously somebody forgot to tell the Chinese that the Black and White Minstrels, Al Jolson, and other ghastly T...

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As if Brexit confusion wasn't enough now the weather gods are creating a UK crisis!

Funny story: As if Brexit confusion wasn't enough now the weather gods are creating a UK crisis!

After browsing through the UK headlines looking for a bit of stupidity to have a laugh about, mega-spoofer, Jaggedone, came across these two gems in one "superstar" tabloid printed next to each other on the same page telling confused, mesmerized Brit...

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Sweet revenge for lions; I bet his name wasn't Daniel God said?

Funny story: Sweet revenge for lions; I bet his name wasn't Daniel God said?

Now in our cynical world of satirical spoofing this story is a gem, and to be honest, I do not give a shit about the idiot who has more than lightly slaughtered elephants for their tusks, rhinos for their horns, and smuggled baby monkeys out of Afric...

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Women told to "love their saggy boobs" and the silicone industry is now in meltdown!

Funny story: Women told to "love their saggy boobs" and the silicone industry is now in meltdown!

A women who once wanted her boobs to be filled with silicone is now telling women all over the world to love their saggy boobs just like she does! As one can imagine the silicone industry is not impressed by this lovely lady caressing her sagging...

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Brit 83 year-old lollipop man told to keep his sticky fingers to himself!

Funny story: Brit 83 year-old lollipop man told to keep his sticky fingers to himself!

Lollipop men and women are fundamental for the safety of UK children crossing roads in front of their schools, but one lollipop man got his fingers stuck in the candy too far and was sacked! The gentleman, a popular figure outside school, loved hi...

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Tractor driving Golden Retriever passes driving test

Funny story: Tractor driving Golden Retriever passes driving test

Astonished visitors to a farm in County Down, Northern Ireland, have been observing a dog helping Farmer Reid plough his fields, trimming the hedges, and spreading muck on a tractor! Not just sitting on the thing, but driving it! A Ministry of Tra...

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German witches cook their soup with human limbs!

Funny story: German witches cook their soup with human limbs!

The medieval practice of burning witches on the steak (I know how to spell the real one, but I wrote it like this to annoy vegans!), drowning them in the local well, or hanging them outside of castle walls in cages to be pecked alive by blackbirds is...

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M.O.D pay chicken farmers millions as jet pilots scramble their eggs!

Funny story: M.O.D pay chicken farmers millions as jet pilots scramble their eggs!

The Ministry of Defence has been forced to "scramble" their fighter jet flights over chicken runs in the UK because distressed chickens have been running for their lives as helicopters, fighter jets, and other UFO's (for chickens everything flying is...

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Brits win WW3 around the swimming pool as Germans throw their towels in!

Funny story: Brits win WW3 around the swimming pool as Germans throw their towels in!

The normally efficient German tourist trade has lost the 'Battle of the Pool', and have been forced back to the beaches because Brit tourist companies have secured the "Front-line" by reserving sun- lounges for their lobster-looking punters! Germa...

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Camels banned from Arabian 'Camel Beauty contest' because they had face-lifts and Botox-ed humps!

Funny story: Camels banned from Arabian 'Camel Beauty contest' because they had face-lifts and Botox-ed humps!

Saudi Arabia, somewhere in the desert: Jaggedone sent his pet CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) Desert Rat Reporters to observe the annual 'Camel Beauty Contest" and brother did it "Rommel!" After parading their beautiful beasts to the jury it see...

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UK supermarket's latest sales hit! World's most venomous spider wrapped in bananas!

Funny story: UK supermarket's latest sales hit! World's most venomous spider wrapped in bananas!

To boost flagging sales in their supermarkets, clever marketing gurus have introduced a "wicked" way to get the public to enter their stores instead of their competitors; they are importing the world's most deadly, venomous spider! Wrapped in bun...

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UK supermarkets ban energy drinks because they give "Hoodie Hooligans" too much energy!

Funny story: UK supermarkets ban energy drinks because they give "Hoodie Hooligans" too much energy!

Hoodies, hooligans, and other juvenile reprobates are being deprived of their favorite "adrenaline kick-starter" (in the goolies mostly) because some supermarkets in the UK believe they have too much wasteful energy! So, instead of selling under...

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Parisian jewelry thieves caught by Inspector Closeau and his pissed Pink Panther!

Funny story: Parisian jewelry thieves caught by Inspector Closeau and his pissed Pink Panther!

A bungled attempt to lift £3.5 million pounds worth of jewelry from the Ritz Hotel in Paris has been folied by the one and only, Inspector Closeau, and his piss-artist assistant, The Pink Panther! Thieves smashed open glass cabinets with sledge ha...

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Frozen black pudding saves lives! Vegans are horrified!

Funny story: Frozen black pudding saves lives! Vegans are horrified!

A UK butcher stuck in his freezer after a wicked draught blew through his shop and slammed the freezer door shut, used the only thing possible to save his life; frozen Black Pudding! Yes! Life-saving bloody black puddings are now being installed i...

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Dennis the Menace is no longer a Menace, he's a 2018 Hoodie Thug!

Funny story: Dennis the Menace is no longer a Menace, he's a 2018 Hoodie Thug!

Since 1938, Dennis the Menace, has been entertaining kids all over the planet with his mischievous behavior, naughty pranks, and generally doing things that 10 year-old boys loved to do! Hiding frogs in mum and dad's bed, throwing paper pellets at...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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