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Funny story: Dutch ducks Doomsday!

Dutch ducks Doomsday!

Confirming the common known fact that the utilisation of an ancient cliché, "Double Dutch" means you are completely NUTS; the Dutch government have proven to the world that it's utterly true! The Dutch duck population is about to be culled because...
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Funny story: Jaggedone reveals the truth behind Trump's trump card!

Jaggedone reveals the truth behind Trump's trump card!

Berlin Bunker, 1945! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) just got there before the Russians did and found this document typed by Frau Goebbels!!! World Sensation! Hitler to Goebbels: "Do not vorry Goebbels ve have produced ze eg...
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Funny story: Rooney orders zimmerframe!

Rooney orders zimmerframe!

Ageing footy ex-superstar, Wayne Rooney, better known for his antics in after-party wedding celebrations so drunk that he forgot to remove his official England shirt, has ordered his first zimmerframe! After returning to his club, the once great M...
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Funny story: Fatty tax on airlines to be implemented world wide!

Fatty tax on airlines to be implemented world wide!

After Samoa Airlines introduced a "fatty tax" on their planes new airline legislation is being implemented world wide by Airline Authorities, not Ryanair, they just hate overweight baggage because their fat passengers do not fit in their narrow seats...
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Funny story: Border controls sharpened and barbed wire put on Hadrian's wall to stop Scot invasion!

Border controls sharpened and barbed wire put on Hadrian's wall to stop Scot invasion!

English custom's authorities, police and military are on red alert after a border invasion of ginger-headed (Not Harry he's got other problems), kilt wearing, whisky smelling, bagpipe playing Scots entered the country today in seek of revenge! OK,...
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Funny story: Sharapova becomes UN Ambassador for global drug runners!

Sharapova becomes UN Ambassador for global drug runners!

Banned ex-tennis star and super grunt-er, Maria Sharapova, has been elected by the UN to represent a growing number of illegals whose extremely difficult and dangerous job it is supplying the world's drug consumers with fresh lines of produce. The...
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Funny story: Hurricane thumps the US!

Hurricane thumps the US!

A hurricane swept across the US last night causing historic devastation, destruction and left a H-bomb scenario in its wake! The storm started in Florida, then swept northwards leaving Alabama, Kentucky and other redneck states miraculously, virtu...
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Funny story: US citizens mesmerized by today's great election! Donald Duck v Minnie Mouse!

US citizens mesmerized by today's great election! Donald Duck v Minnie Mouse!

US citizens have been voting in one of the greatest useless elections ever to be had; is Donald Duck more popular than Minnie Mouse (Chosen because of his and hers gender bender allegiances)? November the eighth will go down in US history as total...
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Funny story: 3 Brit judges attempt to thwart Brexit because their wigs will become too expensive!

3 Brit judges attempt to thwart Brexit because their wigs will become too expensive!

In an unprecedented, unexpected move to thwart Brexit negotiations and hindering Mrs May triggering article 50, 3 British judges have found a massive loophole! It seems as though a hidden law found in the Magna Carta does not allow the British upp...
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Funny story: Hilary deletes thousands of her males!

Hilary deletes thousands of her males!

Scandal upon scandal rocks the US presidential farce even further after the FBI discovered that Hilary deleted thousands of her "males"! Not Bill though, he's a sucker! The FBI announced that Hilary had more males than Bill had hot lips and in a d...
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Funny story: Adele helps pregnant mothers by telling them; "It aint no fun being a mum!"

Adele helps pregnant mothers by telling them; "It aint no fun being a mum!"

One of Britain's most famous exports, singer/songwriter Adele, has decided to go public and warned pregnant mother's about having babies, she say's "being a mum aint no fun!" Adele just happened to be paid a couple of million for telling her despe...
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Funny story: Future Diwali celebrations to be organized by ISIS!

Future Diwali celebrations to be organized by ISIS!

This weekend's Diwali celebrations all over India have caused more pollution than Chinese factories produce in a year! The WHO measured record levels of air pollution hanging above major cities and declared India an environmental catastrophe! The...
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Funny story: French jungle destroyed by a legion of baguette bashers!

French jungle destroyed by a legion of baguette bashers!

French Foreign Legion troops brandishing hi-tech baguettes marched into the Jungle last week and bashed it so badly, it ended up in crumbs! Inhabitants of the jungle were seen fleeing the safety of urine saturated trees, bushes and other watering hol...
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Funny story: Heathrow or Death-row?

Heathrow or Death-row?

A dramatic decision, after 60 years (!), has been made to expand London's Heathrow Airport with a 3rd runway (I would prefer to run-away!). Now this wonderful decision, made after the nonsensical Brexit referendum, to invite the globe to England on a...
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Funny story: Smoking Samsung breaks "no-smoking" rule during Indian flight!

Smoking Samsung breaks "no-smoking" rule during Indian flight!

It seems that mobile telephones are gaining a life of their own as a desperate Samsung decided to have a puff on an inland Indian flight causing the rather concerned crew to grab the nearest fire-extinguisher and put the thing out. The person resp...
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Funny story: BOJO denies he wanted Brexit!

BOJO denies he wanted Brexit!

Major Brit Buffoon, Boris Johnson, now leading the UK into an even blacker abyss, has now denied he wanted a Brexit and only supported the referendum exit party because Nigel Farage promised him free booze at his local watering hole for the rest of h...
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Funny story: Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Angie Merkel's CDU party was given a "right" royal bashing by "right" sided Nazi's dressed in sheep's clothing in Berlin on Sunday. It seems that the "right" side of life in Germany appears to be utilizing the dreadful, illegal immigrant situation in...
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Funny story: Pirates cannonball Erskine Quint as he sinks without a dime!

Pirates cannonball Erskine Quint as he sinks without a dime!

Admiral Erskine Quint, intrepid adventurer extraordinaire, after launching his three ships across oceans of cyber space has now been blown out of the water by non-Somalian pirates! Erskine Quint, an ex-aristocratic, mercurial stud, was last seen n...
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