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Funny story: Knickerless, Courtney Love Cobain, caught up in Paris protests!

Knickerless, Courtney Love Cobain, caught up in Paris protests!

Widow of Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love (Who?) has made headlines by being in the wrong place at the right time! Parisian taxi drivers are protesting and blocking off all roads to French major airports because an American company is muscling in on th...
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Funny story: Twitter declares itself mad!

Twitter declares itself mad!

Social media giant, Twitter, has declared itself insane and several white vans driven by men with straight jackets in their hands (difficult that) were seen entering their HQ in Silicone Valley! The reason for this astonishing declaration is obvio...
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Funny story: Spanish village called "Fortress Kill Jews" changes name to "Nunca mas Palestinia"!

Spanish village called "Fortress Kill Jews" changes name to "Nunca mas Palestinia"!

A thorn of contention amongst Jewish inhabitants in a tiny Spanish village called Castrillo Matajudíos, translation, "Fortress Kill Jews" has been solved by asking people to offer more suitable names. However, this caused an international scandal...
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Funny story: Pope makes plea to save the planet by resigning!

Pope makes plea to save the planet by resigning!

Pope Francis has seen the light and decided to be the first one who puts his mouth where his money is or is it the other way round? He has offered to resign and take a huge step to make the world a better place! The Vatican have offered him 2 mill...
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Funny story: Calais bans truckers from smuggling immigrants!

Calais bans truckers from smuggling immigrants!

The port authorities at Calais have banned truckers from picking up thousands of illegal immigrants breaking into their trucks! One French copper gave this astonishing interview to Jaggedone's CIA special immigrant reporter, Messieur Jean-Claude...
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Funny story: Jurassic World is a dead dino!

Jurassic World is a dead dino!

Blockbuster film, Jurassic World, has proven to the world that dinos are better left as relics of the past and not CTG figments of film goers imaginations! Although the film might be a box office global hit, most people with a brain bigger than a...
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Funny story: Sheepdog drives on motorway!

Sheepdog drives on motorway!

A British sheepdog behind the steering wheel of a tractor was seen driving along the M74 in England, it caused quite stir! The owner of the dog was also seen barking at his herd of sheep in a field alongside the motorway and the sheep ignored him, of...
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Funny story: Zebras break free in Brussels!

Zebras break free in Brussels!

A group of incarcerated zebras managed to break free from a Brussels zoo and were last seen crossing major roads in the city. Astonished Belgian motorists stopped and waited until they crossed the road proving that zebra crossings are still taken ser...
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Funny story: Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pen

Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pen

Surrey farmer Mr.Fiddler (name changed for legal reasons and Marks legal costs) did some "hey-diddling" in 2008 and secretly built himself a castle on green belt land after being refused planning permission. The local council discovered the castle...
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Funny story: Gay Penguin book banned in US!

Gay Penguin book banned in US!

The US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about gay penguins adopting a child because they feel it is damaging the reputations of penguins locked up in zoos! Similar to being incarcerated in San Quentin prison, where many ma...
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Funny story: Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Pope Francis decided enough is enough and has told the Vatican not to acknowledge the existence of a gay French ambassador who should have taken his position in Rome. The Vatican does not mind gay priests spreading their gospels all over the plan...
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Funny story: Trolls invade Spoof forums!

Trolls invade Spoof forums!

After the general decline of The Spoof and its tough way back to some form of respectability, it seems like the fabulous site is being re-invaded by a new generation of trolls! It has taken years to rid the site of morons, idiots and those whose o...
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Funny story: Plastic Goon Show arrives in Salford, UK!

Plastic Goon Show arrives in Salford, UK!

Millions of TV viewers were mesmerised last night by a revamped, reinvented, rerun of the never to be forgotten Goon Show (That's an insult to Harry Secombe, Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan RIP), however the latest version was a plastic, pathetic re...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson more important than German air crash

Jeremy Clarkson more important than German air crash

It seems as though while the rest of the planet are mourning the death of 150 passengers in the German Wings tragic air crash, British news readers feel that something slightly more in the light entertainment news genre is much more important. Bri...
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Funny story: Cameron promises not to serve third term

Cameron promises not to serve third term

The Conservative Party UK has just announced that David Cameron has promised not to serve a third term as PM, YES! After the announcement was made towns all over the country are planning street parties, celebrations and firework displays in a show...
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Funny story: Liverpool v Man United a tabloid's dream!

Liverpool v Man United a tabloid's dream!

The build up to this massive game is reaching 'white hot' as the tabloids pull out all the punches to sell their filthy newspapers, in fact any sensible football fan in Europe could or would never understand the mass hysteria surrounding this game of...
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Funny story: Indian students are cheats!

Indian students are cheats!

Students at the university of Bihar in India have been seen hanging out of windows passing their exam papers to students doing the same exam the next day. The University are powerless to stop the students exchanging papers because there is no glas...
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Funny story: English clubs form their own Champions league competition!

English clubs form their own Champions league competition!

After the dire performances of all English clubs in the European Champions League the FA (Football Association for our US friends) has decided to withdraw all English clubs because it is fed up having an embarrassing red nose every time it has to exp...
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Supreme Court Will Issue Definitive Decision Next Tuesday

At end of 2015 term US Supreme Court will issue its most definitive decision to date,mandating that all in US must now be GAY.Activists celebrate,while religious adherents prep for guerilla warfare.
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