Wayne Rooney has hungs his boots on the nail and hammered them into his coffin, he's retiring! Dear Wayne has had enough of training, playing, sweating, taking the piss out of United fans literally, and earning 250.000,00 quid a week plus sponsor bon...
David Moyes, new manager of Manchester United has a difficult task ahead, especially combing Wayne Rooney's hair without a hairdryer, but to make things easy for him, Sir Alex, has given him a special treat!
David will inherit not only Sir Alex's...
Yet another disaster hit poor Bangladesh causing over 400 deaths and many more injuries; a clothing factory collapsed! Not only do global clothing conglomerates ignore the basic requirements of their "slave" workers, they also continue to ignore basi...
European climbers on Mount Everest had a punch up with their sherpas after a stubborn donkey refused to go any higher without an oxygen mask!
The climbers, one a Swiss and the other Italian, offered the donkey some Toblerone, but it refused becaus...
English soccer, the Tabloids and Liverpool FC, plus others, are in uproar over the strange behaviour of star goal-getter Luis Suarez. He was caught on camera attempting to bite Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic, but the camera does tell lies sometimes and...
At the end of April, King Willem-Alexander, will be sworn in as the new royal ruler of the Netherlands, but this King to be is slightly different to other kings because he has told the world, "do not call me king, call me Bill, Willy, Alex or even Ar...
North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, was in a state of shock as his prepared nuclear missile launching rather backfired. The missile launch was a propaganda show hoping to scare the pants off South Korea, the US, the rest of "normal humanity" and to sho...
A UK man, whose name shall not be mentioned because this spoof is to slippery to mention too, was taken to hospital with a jellied eel stuck up his rear end.
He claimed the eel got stuck up there whilst he sat down after bending down to suck up h...
In many parts of the UK people, mainly from the left side of life, have been celebrating Maggie Thatchers death by boozing all night. Some politicians find ths behaviour disrespectful; well maybe they should ask dead coalminers their opinions..
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UK coalminers have asked the British government if they can carry Maggie Thatcher's coffin to her grave just like she carried many of them to their graves back in the 80's.
In the days of coalminer's strikes, Arthur Scargill and Margaret Thatcher...
The appointment of Paolo di Canio as the new Sunderland FC manager has caused the maggots of the tabloid world to crawl out of their rotting wooden heads.
Paolo, always a controversial character in football, was manager of third division Swindon T...
Solomon Islands, today: The slaughtering of innocent dolphins continues unabated and if Japanese butcherers were not enough, Solomon Island inhabitants have also decided to cull innocent dolphins swimming in their shores.
The dolphins have had en...
Wayne Rooney has been diagnosed with rabies after foaming at the mouth during a training session before tonights very important game against Montenegro.
A stray dog was warming up when it suddenly took a bit out of Rooney's rear end and thinking n...
The days of dscipline in UK classrooms has gone and been replaced by groups of disruptive zombies pressing buttons on mobile phones and other gadgets.
Teachers in the UK are complaining about the uprise in such behaviour because they cannot conce...
Amazon Forest, somewhere in Brazil: A huge hanging penis has been discovered by anthropologists studying hidden, indigenous tribes in the Amazon rainforests.
The discovery is a sensation because never before has a living penis been discovered with...
A UK Lottery winner has told the world how to blow 1,8 million quid in 5 minutes in a BBC interview and does not expect one ounce of sympathy; well he aint going to get any.
He listed his purchases and is claiming a place in the "Guiness book of r...
After the latest revelations pertaining to the scandalous and unnecessary invasion of Iraq, the US and UK governments, who perpetrated the whole thing, have asked H.G.Wells to build a new "Time Machine"!
After the exposure of 2 Iraqi spies who l...
Venlo, Holland: It was just too much for a double Dutch couple who had their internet service cut off by their provider. They managed to survive 10 days without E mails, Internet and drank 5 bottles of Dutch Jenever a day plus several crates of Heine...