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Funny story:  Dutch illuminate their streets with glow-in-the dark paint!

Dutch illuminate their streets with glow-in-the dark paint!

The innovative Dutch have gone ahead with a plan to illuminate their streets with paint and do away with lamps. The paint glows in the dark and shines in a green neon colour that they hope will attract aliens in their UFO's to land there. The inve...
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Funny story:  Malaysian plane last seen heading towards Mars!

Malaysian plane last seen heading towards Mars!

NASA have confirmed that one of their satellites spotted the lost Malaysian plane being towed by a UFO and it was heading in the direction of Mars! A white light spotted on the Martian service is guiding the UFO and the captured plane towards a ru...
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Funny story:  Missing airliner spotted on top of a Chilean mountain!

Missing airliner spotted on top of a Chilean mountain!

A Chilean lama farmer taking his herd out to graze on the top of a Chilean mountain has spotted a missing aeroplane, but he could not tell if it was that one supposedly kidnapped by aliens because he could not read the name on the side. After inf...
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Funny story:  Uli Hoeness blames addiction to German Bratwurst for his tax evasion!

Uli Hoeness blames addiction to German Bratwurst for his tax evasion!

Shamed Bayern Munich director, Uli Hoeness, has confessed to the court that his addiction to German Bratwurst was the reason for cheating the German fiscus out of more than 3 million Euros. After Uli retired from active football he became addicted...
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Funny story:  Ukraine declares war on Malta!

Ukraine declares war on Malta!

Not willing to sit back and accept Russian troops threatening their country, Ukraine have decided you go to war with tiny Malta because they feel they can actually pulverise the Maltese and do a Russia. There is also another reason for this unacce...
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Funny story:  Robin van Persie tells United to "f*ck off" in double Dutch!

Robin van Persie tells United to "f*ck off" in double Dutch!

Star Dutch footballer, RVP (not RIP), thought he was being particularly clever during an interview with a Dutch TV team and actually told his fellow United losers to, "fuck off" in perfect Dutch of course. Now Robin, like many other Dutch chauveni...
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Funny story:  Woman caught smuggling illegals into UK claims they were her clients!

Woman caught smuggling illegals into UK claims they were her clients!

A UK woman caught red-handed by French police attempting to smuggle illegal immigrants into Britain claimed she was just doing her normal business, offering international gang-bangs! The Gendarmerie stopped her at Calais and found several illegal...
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Funny story:  Scottish sewer blocked by Pooh!

Scottish sewer blocked by Pooh!

Responding to complaints of a rather stiff smell exiting local drains and household bogs, Scottish sewer engineers have been scouring the area attempting of find a dead rat or two left over stodgy Big Macs that might be causing the stench. Throu...
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Funny story:  Nazis planned mosquito attacks on London!

Nazis planned mosquito attacks on London!

Heinrich Himmler, naughty Nazi, asked scientists in Dachau to test if mosquitoes could replace cyanide as an effective way of mass-murdering incarcerated Jews and if it worked then asked them to produce squadrons of the beasts so they could attack Lo...
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Funny story:  100MPH winds batter the UK and Cameron dons his favourite designer wellies!

100MPH winds batter the UK and Cameron dons his favourite designer wellies!

The UK has and is still being battered by storms, floods and 100MPH winds, but there is a saviour in sight. PM David Cameron has been sighted on a non-existent 'dyke' wearing his designer wellies promising to plug it and she loved every second! He...
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Funny story:  Peeing banned at Winter Olympics!

Peeing banned at Winter Olympics!

Vladimir Putin has not only banned gay behaviour at Sochi, home of the very pathetic Winter Olympics hosted and financed by a bunch of moronic, super-rich, Russian oligarchs who felt that Putin needed a global boost in the global rating as the world'...
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Funny story:  Porsche being sued because they're too fast!

Porsche being sued because they're too fast!

German sports car manufacturer, Porsche, are being sued by VW because they cannot keep up with them especially after their take-over bid overtook them. VW is a "Volk-Wagon" producer translated meaning boring and mundane. Porsche produce cars for t...
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Funny story:  Brit Bank refuses to hand out savers own money!

Brit Bank refuses to hand out savers own money!

One of Britains leading banks have decided to stop handing out savers own money if they cannot explain what they are going to do with their own money! Larger amounts of their customers own money is being kept because most banks are a bunch of ti...
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Funny story:  Virgin nun in Italy gives birth to baby boy; Jesus!

Virgin nun in Italy gives birth to baby boy; Jesus!

It seems as though the fairy story of the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus could be true after all because in Italy a baby boy has been born under similar circumstances! A Nun in Rieti, Central Italy, claimed she had no idea she was pregnant and...
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Funny story:  British man calls police after thieves nick his cannabis plants!

British man calls police after thieves nick his cannabis plants!

A British man, who owned a cannabis plantation in his cellar, called the police while thieves broke into his home after being informed that the owner was just about to have a bumper harvest. The dastardly thieves went down into the cellar and nipp...
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Funny story:  German gay soccer star is straight!

German gay soccer star is straight!

Thomas Hitzelberger, after announcing to the world that he is gay, actually meant he is "happy" and used gay in its original form to explain how he feels today, gay in other words. The soccer world has gone completely crazy in supporting Thomas an...
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Funny story:  Scientists admit global warming does not effect the US!

Scientists admit global warming does not effect the US!

Global environmental scientists bewildered at the record, freezing temperatures hitting the US and Canada, have now admitted they pulled the wool (plenty of that needed there) over the global population whilst declaring the planet is heating up. I...
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Funny story:  Immigrant Romanians buy Trafalger Square!

Immigrant Romanians buy Trafalger Square!

A group of immigrant Romanians has purchased Trafalger Square and turned it into a caravan camp for new arrivals. A convoy of hand-painted, colourful horse-drawn carriages was last seen rolling up the M25 towards the centre of London and amazed car d...
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