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Funny story: Indian tomato war spreads as ketchup runs out!

Indian tomato war spreads as ketchup runs out!

Dramatic scenes of tomato warfare have been witnessed in major Indian cities as tomato prices soar and ketchup runs out! In Spain, the famous tomato throwing fiesta called La Tomatina, in Valencia, has been postponed because multi-millionaire Ind...
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Funny story: NY squirrel is a Terminator!

NY squirrel is a Terminator!

Arnold Schwarzenegger would be proud of a squirrel terrorising tourists in New York as they step off the ferry boats after visiting the Statue of Liberty! The squirrel perches on branches waiting to pounce on any Japanese nutter who dares offer ot...
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Funny story: Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!

Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!

On a budget airline flight from Poland to the UK (not the one from Ireland!), a man wearing a parachute (rather unusual?) plonked himself in front of the emergency exit ready for a jump. During the flight, luckily, a stewardess observed the strang...
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Funny story: Binge drinking UK females are smoking themselves to death!

Binge drinking UK females are smoking themselves to death!

Compared to other European countries Brit binge-drinking, heavy smoking females on unhealthy diets, are dying earlier than European females doing the same! Why? Although Spanish, Greek, Italian, etc, females love a booze up, smoke like chimney pot...
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Funny story: Selfie sticks banned in the Vatican; they could reveal too much!

Selfie sticks banned in the Vatican; they could reveal too much!

Tourists visiting Italy's fabulous cities, Rome, The Vatican (Yes it is a city within a city Klugscheisser!), Milan, etc, have been confronted with a ban on their favourite toy, Selfie Sticks! Jaggedone sent his undercover, hi-tec, Italian CIA (Co...
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Funny story: UK Cheddar Cheese thiefs get caught with stinky fingers!

UK Cheddar Cheese thiefs get caught with stinky fingers!

Police were called to a cheese making factory in Somerset after the owner reported thieves had nicked his prize cheddars! He claimed they are worth thousands of Euros in the EU and believes the thieves were non-Brexit fans hoping to flog his cheddar...
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Funny story: Cheap airline throw granny off plane with her bagpipes!

Cheap airline throw granny off plane with her bagpipes!

A renowned cheap ticket airline, that originates from the Emerald Isle called Ireland, took offence when a Scottish granny attempted to smuggle her bagpipes on board a flight from Belgium to the UK! It seems the granny was hoping to entertain the...
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Funny story: Fishy goings on in UK Sushi Bars; they stink!

Fishy goings on in UK Sushi Bars; they stink!

Punters sitting watching their fishy snacks rotate in Sushi Bars are being treated like "rotting cod" by the owners because they don't even know which fish they are serving! It seems that many supermarkets, Sushi Bars and fishmongers are flogging...
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Funny story: Brazilian dog mum gives birth to a GREEN puppy!

Brazilian dog mum gives birth to a GREEN puppy!

The astonishing sight that a dog owner witnessed in Brazil of her GOLDEN retriever giving birth to a GREEN puppy has sent shock waves around the world and journalists are calling it an ALIEN arrival of the third kind, WOOF! The innocent green pupp...
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Funny story: Babies are the cause of Earth's inevitable, apocalyptical destruction!

Babies are the cause of Earth's inevitable, apocalyptical destruction!

A scientific report claims dirty nappies, screaming babies, sleepless nights for parents, 9 months of pregnancy ending in torture for mums, in fact anything to do with babies will destroy the planet! Dads tend to feel differently about the report...
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Funny story: New Zealand breastfeeding mum banned from vegan restaurant!

New Zealand breastfeeding mum banned from vegan restaurant!

Vegans on the warfare in New Zealand! A mum holding her hungry baby attempted to flop her boob out in a vegan restaurant and was told to put it away and "get out!" The mum, very upset of course, put away her boob and left the restaurant in disgust...
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Funny story: Young UK citizens cannot afford driving license so they jump on Shank's Pony!

Young UK citizens cannot afford driving license so they jump on Shank's Pony!

Many young people in the UK are realising driving cars is not the be all and end all of life, and many older UK citizens are thanking their gods that young people are not driving! The prices of owning cars, driving license fees has rocketed in the...
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Funny story: Top South African model accused of being a racist because of a pair of gloves!

Top South African model accused of being a racist because of a pair of gloves!

Now there are times whilst spoofing real stories that a top spoofer like Jaggedone just cannot believe reality, so he spoofs it anyway, and here is one story that just cannot be spoofed because it is so ridiculous, but JO wil try! A South African...
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Funny story: Group of Zulu warriors invading London end up in Hull!

Group of Zulu warriors invading London end up in Hull!

It seems that South African Zulus have no knowledge of British geography after intending to invade London, they went AWOL, and ended up in a very fishy place called, Hull, Yorkshire! The Zulu leader, Chief Zizu Zwazi-Caine, (a distant relation of...
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Funny story: Indian Gurus demand to have their brains frozen!

Indian Gurus demand to have their brains frozen!

After spending years in a deep freezer Indian Guru, Ashutosh Maharaj, has won his case to remain there until his followers pull the plug or they cannot pay the electricity bill! Now Gurus all over India are demanding the same right as their frozen...
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Funny story: UK skirt wearing schoolboys touch their feminine side!

UK skirt wearing schoolboys touch their feminine side!

The hot, scorching summer weather in the UK, a rarity indeed, sometimes does peculiar things to people. A group of schoolboys in Exeter, Devon, turned up at school wearing girls skirts, not kilts! The boys felt they were being discriminated agains...
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Funny story: Cuba opens up "Love Hotels" for a quickie!

Cuba opens up "Love Hotels" for a quickie!

Castro ruled Cuba with a strong arm and now he has gone a peculiar, idiosyncratic, institute is being reinstated on the island; Love Hotels better know as Posadas! Cuban, beautiful babes can now spoil their hot men in a comfortable bed instead of...
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Funny story: UK Police officer nicks a biscuit and this spoof "takes the biscuit!"

UK Police officer nicks a biscuit and this spoof "takes the biscuit!"

Now this spoof is actually a news article which takes the biscuit, and not the piss! Yes Jaggedone lovers, this is happening in the UK police force all the time! A police officer nicked a packet of biscuits from his colleague. He then handed the o...
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