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Funny story: Standing on one leg prolongs life say Flamingos!

Standing on one leg prolongs life say Flamingos!

Scientists have been interviewing flamingos whilst standing on one leg in Africa because they wanted to know what the health benefits are. Chief flamingo, Pinky, told scientists, "we do it because it preserves energy and therefore we live longer!"...
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Funny story: Car boot sale diamond worth 300K found in filthy ashtray!

Car boot sale diamond worth 300K found in filthy ashtray!

Car boot sales can sometimes surprise people and in this particular instance, it certainly did! A piece of costume jewellery purchased at a car boot sale 30 years ago for a tenner has been found wrapped in sticky chewing gum paper in a filthy asht...
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Funny story: Hillary's famous Everest step kicked off by a Yeti!

Hillary's famous Everest step kicked off by a Yeti!

Edmund Hillary's infamous famous last step on Everest seems to have disappeared into thin air rather like Neil Armstrong's "first step" on the moon was blasted into space fantasy and never seen again. However, the cause of Hilary's step disappearance...
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Funny story: Burgers to be banned on UK buses!

Burgers to be banned on UK buses!

Smokers, alcoholics and people who don't pay their fares on UK buses are banned. Profane language and fighting on buses is banned too along with Grannies forcing young smartphone addicts to give up their seats! However, it seems that UK bus compan...
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Funny story: Indian restaurant in London closed down after serving fake human meat!

Indian restaurant in London closed down after serving fake human meat!

It seems a London, Indian restaurant has been caught up in the latest craze hitting the global media world like a tsunami, it's called FAKE NEWS (something we never write here on The Spoof). The restaurant, for a bit of fun, put the following deli...
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Funny story: US TV has no new ideas so they are rebooting Roseanne and others!

US TV has no new ideas so they are rebooting Roseanne and others!

The dearth of new ideas hanging over US TV has forced them to reboot old, loved series including the ageing original cast of Roseanne. In fact, the kids from then look so old now it makes one wonder how they are going to WOW the public once again!...
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Funny story: Man divorces his sex doll because it chatters too much!

Man divorces his sex doll because it chatters too much!

A US sex toy developer who designed the first talking sex robot has had to take back a prototype because during sex with a client, it chattered non-stop! A Californian male (they're all sex mad and nutters) purchased the prototype after divorcing...
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Funny story: Paris Jackson says her dad's nose was beautiful in the nude!

Paris Jackson says her dad's nose was beautiful in the nude!

Whacko's daughter, Paris, seemingly to be much more sensible than her namesake, claims that nudity is beautiful and the only part of her dad's body ever seen nude in public, his nose, was beautiful too! Paris, who does not reside in the Hilton, b...
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Funny story: Dyson sucks hot air out of Europe!

Dyson sucks hot air out of Europe!

Sir James Dyson and his vacuum cleaners have been at war with their European competitors over suction! He claims his cleaners suck better than German ones, and that even before Brexit! Sir James is out to prove to the rest of Europe that Brit suck...
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Funny story: Feathered, flying dinosaur is genetically related to Theresa May!

Feathered, flying dinosaur is genetically related to Theresa May!

Chinese scientists researching a dinosaur egg have made an amazing discovery! Its DNA is the same as Theresa May's! The egg seems to be that of a feathered, flying dinosaur, that hovered, attacked and ruled over the planet millions of years ago. B...
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Funny story: Well known UK supermarket chain invite rats to shop till they drop!

Well known UK supermarket chain invite rats to shop till they drop!

One of UK's largest supermarkets have decided to open their doors to a horde of rats! Instead of attempting to poison them, the supermarket feels rats are a perfect way of ridding the place of discarded food thrown away because the date of purchase h...
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Funny story: France bans skinny models and replaces them with fatties!

France bans skinny models and replaces them with fatties!

France has decided enough is enough! No, not food, but skin and bones rattling down catwalks instead of 'normal people'! So skinny models in France will no longer be seen (or not seen because they are so thin when they turn sideways they become invis...
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Funny story: Europe decides English language is not important after meeting mumbling May!

Europe decides English language is not important after meeting mumbling May!

After the controversial meeting between Theresa May and Jean-Claude Juncker it seems as though May's rhetoric and gobbledygook is not understood anymore in Europe so the EU has relegated the English language to the second division! May's unexplai...
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Funny story: Russian 'gays' cured by Holy Water!

Russian 'gays' cured by Holy Water!

Putin's Russia is finding locking up its gay population is becoming quite expensive, and an increase in 'prison sex' is causing major problems behind their daunting prison walls. Prison officers now only allow gay inmates to shower separately and...
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Funny story: Brit racehorse becomes best seller painter!

Brit racehorse becomes best seller painter!

After a successful career as a racehorse, and before ending up as a pot of glue, Metro the horse decided to start a career as a painter. His new owners, who really did not want to send him to the knackers yard, observed Metro whilst trotting aroun...
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Funny story: Indian brides given cricket bats to tame their violent husbands!

Indian brides given cricket bats to tame their violent husbands!

It seems bride beating in India is rife and now the Indian government have decided, "Howzat", by issuing newly-wed females cricket bats instead of flowers to carry down the aisle! Cricket is a holy male sport in India, even more religious than cow...
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Funny story: Jetset turkey refuses to wear seatbelt during US inland flight!

Jetset turkey refuses to wear seatbelt during US inland flight!

A turkey that was flown by its owner on an inland US flight has broken the seatbelt law and now will face a financial penalty and eventual life-long ban flying (Can they fly?). The turkey was allocated a window seat but, during the flight, refused to...
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Funny story: Plastic eating caterpillars replace garbage men!

Plastic eating caterpillars replace garbage men!

Scientists have discovered a way to remove all plastic and other garbage from the face of the planet by unleashing a "plastic gorging caterpillar" to do the filthy jobs refuse companies and governments have failed miserably to do. Instead of the g...
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