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Funny story: Sikh people save down and out indigenous Brits!

Sikh people save down and out indigenous Brits!

Homeless people in the the UK are turning to Sikh immigrants for help because Sikh people always offer their food to those who are downtrodden, out of luck, Untouchable and general cast outs. It is in the Sikh tradition to help down and outs and...
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Funny story: Canadian MP, Pat Martin, rushes out of parliament because his pants were too tight!

Canadian MP, Pat Martin, rushes out of parliament because his pants were too tight!

CIA HQ in Canadian Parliament male boghole has just received a flash of MP, Pat Martin's rear end after he rushed in here to change his tight underpants! Star Canadian CIA (Cockroach Inflitration Army) reporter, Randy Orifice-Thong, after being bo...
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Funny story: Chelsea racist hooligans show their true colour, and it aint blue!

Chelsea racist hooligans show their true colour, and it aint blue!

Star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) international soccer reporter, Messieur Wee Wee Black-Cockadoodle, crawled out of the metro underground and observed the following. Racist hooligan football yobs refused entry to a black gentleman attempting...
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Funny story: Greek banks go begging in streets of Athens!

Greek banks go begging in streets of Athens!

Distraught Greek bank personnel and managers were spotted carrying begging bowls along the streets of Athens and other major cities in the country! After refusing to accept the EU's reforms and repayment conditions Greek multi-millionaires and nor...
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Funny story: Italians racist? Never, ask Signori Sacchi!

Italians racist? Never, ask Signori Sacchi!

Prominent, ex-international soccer coach, Arrigo Sacchi claims there are too many black players in Italian soccer and this fact is undermining the true identity of Italy who generally are a bunch of racist morons, but do not like admitting it. They p...
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Funny story: Martians kicking up dust on planet Mars!

Martians kicking up dust on planet Mars!

Martians have been kicking up dust on the red planet and earthbound, frustrated scientists have no idea why! Clouds of red dust have been spotted exploding above and beyond the martian surface. The ginormous clouds are spewing into the universe and h...
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Funny story: Juvenile terrorists attack Legoland!

Juvenile terrorists attack Legoland!

A group of juvenile terrorists have attacked Denmark's most popular tourist attraction apart from the mermaid, Legoland. They targeted the World Trade Center replica building made of multi-coloured plastic blocks, threw stones at the Eifel Tower and...
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Funny story: Disgusting Yoga Pants to be banned from the Streets of London!

Disgusting Yoga Pants to be banned from the Streets of London!

Oxford Street, London, CIA HQ, down the sewer sends this latest fashion mind-blowing report! Jaggedone's CIA star fashion reporter, GayGordon Voyeur-Buttockbouncer, has just sent this shocking fashion newsflash from the top of a manhole in Oxford...
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Funny story: Water, water everywhere, but none to drink - Especially in the US!

Water, water everywhere, but none to drink - Especially in the US!

Jaggedone's CIA HQ in downtown Las Vegas has just received this environ-mental doomsday warning from a parched weather man lost in the Great Basin Desert, and here it is : The US will experience more droughts in the coming years than the Sahara Deser...
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Funny story: Straw houses on sale in the UK - oink, oink!

Straw houses on sale in the UK - oink, oink!

Star schwein CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Porky Pigsliver-Fonteroy the Vth, has just sent this amazing report to piggies HQ. Houses made of straw are going on sale in the UK and first time buyers, The Three Piggies, were first to or...
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Funny story: Birth of a Nation, my butt!

Birth of a Nation, my butt!

Birth of a Nation, a 100 year-old black and white (appropriate) historical film turns racists into even bigger racists claim modern day psychologists! This epic film depicts white people painted black and acting like ignorant morons running away...
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Funny story: Tribal Warfare in Equitorial Guinea

Tribal Warfare in Equitorial Guinea

Newsflash: CIA HQ in Equitorial Guinea, somewhere in Africa! Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star footy reporter, Chief Daddy Longlegs-Chamberlain, observing the Africa Cup sent the following report! "A tribal war has just broke o...
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Funny story: 130 Year Old Mongolian Mummified Mummy Not Dead, Just Having a Long Rest

130 Year Old Mongolian Mummified Mummy Not Dead, Just Having a Long Rest

Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) immortal reporter, Wan-Kin-Dik, has just sent this amazing story from a monastery in Mongolia. It seems that after discovering a mummified body of a Buddhist monk, living monks are claiming he is not d...
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Funny story: Things are hotting up in eastern Ukraine!

Things are hotting up in eastern Ukraine!

Jaggedone's CIA reporter gets crushed by Ukrainian separatist tank but manages to get his report out before Putin gives him a bullet in the head, and here it is: Brave, star Georgian CIA reporter and ex-Russian Roach-Spy in Afghanistan, Vladimir V...
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Funny story: Boys, Boys, Boys! It's what a priest dreams of.

Boys, Boys, Boys! It's what a priest dreams of.

Under-aged CIA reporter Johnny Pedo-Hunter, who has been sniffing around the Vatican looking for some dirty news, has just reported back to HQ what everybody knew anyway - kiddies porno has been found sitting on laps and tops and PCs in the holy cath...
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Funny story: Superbowl offer their half-time spectacular to the FA Cup Final!

Superbowl offer their half-time spectacular to the FA Cup Final!

Jaggedone's CIA (Cocroach Infiltration Army) have just received exciting news from the Superbowl! Superbowl have offered their half-time entertainment services to England for the FA Cup Final in May! The FA Cup Final quite a drab affair is to be '...
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Funny story: Merkel's urgent request

Merkel's urgent request

Jaggedone's CIA received and urgent request from Angela Merkel early this morning after Vetoing any possibility of Greece not paying back trillions of Euro's to the European Central Banks and others. She has asked our top fashion designer, Gorgeo...
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Funny story: Cameron compares himself to Sir Winston Churchill!

Cameron compares himself to Sir Winston Churchill!

Cameron leaves blemish on 50th anniversary of Churchill's funeral! CIA HQ have received following report from star scum reporter, Sir Reginald Suck-Blood, who attended the ceremony from a gutter in Whitehall after being flushed down the bog at 10...
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