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Funny story: It's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!

It's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!

After spending billions and billions on conquering space and bringing back a few stones, bits of dust and confirming the fact that no other living things exist in our solar system, scientists have decided to send spectacular images back from Pluto (I...
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Funny story: A Greek tragedy, not!

A Greek tragedy, not!

An army of 300 Spartans led by a very surprising leader, Ataturk, has saved Greece form hurtling into a dark, black abyss. The spirit of an arch enemy together with those who cast their male babies out into the frezing nights of ancient Sparta, and p...
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Funny story: German legendary 'Pigclimber' joins United!

German legendary 'Pigclimber' joins United!

German footy legend, Basti Schweinsteiger, has joined Manchester United and the tabloids in the UK are having a fab day in the troughs attempting to poke a pig up the rear end! His name translated into English is "Pigclimber'! Now established Shee...
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Funny story: Cameron proves what we all know, politicians are full of crap!

Cameron proves what we all know, politicians are full of crap!

UK slimy PM, David Cameron, has done a grand job and played a leading role in proving to the world what it already knew, polticians are full of crap! Just 3 months ago, April 30th to be precise, in a pre-election question and answer show on Brit T...
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Funny story: John Travolta to star in latest blockbuster "Greece Frightening!"

John Travolta to star in latest blockbuster "Greece Frightening!"

John Travolta has accepted a role in the latest epic to hit the silver screen that has nothing to do Grease lightning; no it's Greece Frightening! John will play the role of Greek Prime Minister Tsipras who finally thrust a slippery blade through...
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Funny story: Liverpool reject and flop, Balotelli, joins Man United!

Liverpool reject and flop, Balotelli, joins Man United!

With the transfer market offcially open a sensational transfer has just hit the headlines in the UK, Balotelli joins United! Transfers between the arch rivals are very seldom and only an ancient Irish defender, Noel Cantwell, ever ventured between...
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Funny story: Pythagoras leaves Greek cave! He can't afford the rent!

Pythagoras leaves Greek cave! He can't afford the rent!

Greek philosopher, Pythagoras, is being forced out of his cave on Samos because he cannot afford the rent although he's been dead for roughly 2500 thousand years! Greece is in such financial turmoil and authorities on the wonderful island decided...
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Funny story: Knickerless, Courtney Love Cobain, caught up in Paris protests!

Knickerless, Courtney Love Cobain, caught up in Paris protests!

Widow of Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love (Who?) has made headlines by being in the wrong place at the right time! Parisian taxi drivers are protesting and blocking off all roads to French major airports because an American company is muscling in on th...
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Funny story: Twitter declares itself mad!

Twitter declares itself mad!

Social media giant, Twitter, has declared itself insane and several white vans driven by men with straight jackets in their hands (difficult that) were seen entering their HQ in Silicone Valley! The reason for this astonishing declaration is obvio...
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Funny story: Spanish village called "Fortress Kill Jews" changes name to "Nunca mas Palestinia"!

Spanish village called "Fortress Kill Jews" changes name to "Nunca mas Palestinia"!

A thorn of contention amongst Jewish inhabitants in a tiny Spanish village called Castrillo Matajudíos, translation, "Fortress Kill Jews" has been solved by asking people to offer more suitable names. However, this caused an international scandal...
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Funny story: Pope makes plea to save the planet by resigning!

Pope makes plea to save the planet by resigning!

Pope Francis has seen the light and decided to be the first one who puts his mouth where his money is or is it the other way round? He has offered to resign and take a huge step to make the world a better place! The Vatican have offered him 2 mill...
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Funny story: Calais bans truckers from smuggling immigrants!

Calais bans truckers from smuggling immigrants!

The port authorities at Calais have banned truckers from picking up thousands of illegal immigrants breaking into their trucks! One French copper gave this astonishing interview to Jaggedone's CIA special immigrant reporter, Messieur Jean-Claude...
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Funny story: Jurassic World is a dead dino!

Jurassic World is a dead dino!

Blockbuster film, Jurassic World, has proven to the world that dinos are better left as relics of the past and not CTG figments of film goers imaginations! Although the film might be a box office global hit, most people with a brain bigger than a...
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Funny story: Sheepdog drives on motorway!

Sheepdog drives on motorway!

A British sheepdog behind the steering wheel of a tractor was seen driving along the M74 in England, it caused quite stir! The owner of the dog was also seen barking at his herd of sheep in a field alongside the motorway and the sheep ignored him, of...
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Funny story: Zebras break free in Brussels!

Zebras break free in Brussels!

A group of incarcerated zebras managed to break free from a Brussels zoo and were last seen crossing major roads in the city. Astonished Belgian motorists stopped and waited until they crossed the road proving that zebra crossings are still taken ser...
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Funny story: Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pen

Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pen

Surrey farmer Mr.Fiddler (name changed for legal reasons and Marks legal costs) did some "hey-diddling" in 2008 and secretly built himself a castle on green belt land after being refused planning permission. The local council discovered the castle...
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Funny story: Gay Penguin book banned in US!

Gay Penguin book banned in US!

The US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about gay penguins adopting a child because they feel it is damaging the reputations of penguins locked up in zoos! Similar to being incarcerated in San Quentin prison, where many ma...
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Funny story: Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Pope Francis decided enough is enough and has told the Vatican not to acknowledge the existence of a gay French ambassador who should have taken his position in Rome. The Vatican does not mind gay priests spreading their gospels all over the plan...
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Obama Kicked Out Of Kenya, Visa Rescinded

President Obama left Kenya today after its President grew exasperated with Obama's incessant harping about "gay rights" during a visit that was supposed to be about security cooperation and trade.
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