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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson more important than German air crash

Jeremy Clarkson more important than German air crash

It seems as though while the rest of the planet are mourning the death of 150 passengers in the German Wings tragic air crash, British news readers feel that something slightly more in the light entertainment news genre is much more important. Bri...
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Funny story: Cameron promises not to serve third term

Cameron promises not to serve third term

The Conservative Party UK has just announced that David Cameron has promised not to serve a third term as PM, YES! After the announcement was made towns all over the country are planning street parties, celebrations and firework displays in a show...
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Funny story: Liverpool v Man United a tabloid's dream!

Liverpool v Man United a tabloid's dream!

The build up to this massive game is reaching 'white hot' as the tabloids pull out all the punches to sell their filthy newspapers, in fact any sensible football fan in Europe could or would never understand the mass hysteria surrounding this game of...
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Funny story: Indian students are cheats!

Indian students are cheats!

Students at the university of Bihar in India have been seen hanging out of windows passing their exam papers to students doing the same exam the next day. The University are powerless to stop the students exchanging papers because there is no glas...
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Funny story: English clubs form their own Champions league competition!

English clubs form their own Champions league competition!

After the dire performances of all English clubs in the European Champions League the FA (Football Association for our US friends) has decided to withdraw all English clubs because it is fed up having an embarrassing red nose every time it has to exp...
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Funny story: South Africa offer penis transplants after successful operation!

South Africa offer penis transplants after successful operation!

Millions of undersized men are flocking to South Africa for an enlargement, only Black US studs and mainly Black African men are staying where they are. Since South Africa performed a successful penis transplant the country has been invaded by mai...
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Funny story: Top Gear presenter swings left hook and gets banned

Top Gear presenter swings left hook and gets banned

Iconic British TV automobile show, Top Gear, has been hauled off the TV because it's main presenter swung a left hook at one of the team who produces the global hit week in week out (Rather out). Jeremy C, a rather controversial chap, who once dar...
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Funny story: Three London teenage girls kidnapped by swooping ISIS eagles!

Three London teenage girls kidnapped by swooping ISIS eagles!

ISIS are not only good at burning, beheading and generally being a bunch of barbarous monsters, they also have a squadron of trained eagles who swoop when ordered on unsuspecting victims, especially teenage girls roaming around London listening to Ju...
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Funny story: Terrorists Attack Dog Show

Terrorists Attack Dog Show

It seems nothing is safe from terrorists these days as an unknown group fighting on behalf of mongrels called IDID meaning "Imbecile Doggy Idiots Die", have poisoned a prize winning Red Setter by feeding it with rotting red meat! IDID did not beh...
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Funny story: Sensational clue in MH370 mystery!

Sensational clue in MH370 mystery!

After a year of investigating the disappearance of MH370 investigators have divulged a sensational clue to the public and dependents who had loved ones on the plan as to where the damn thing could be and here it is: "We don't have a clue!" Wow!...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs denies riff between him and LVG!

Ryan Giggs denies riff between him and LVG!

Co-trainer and ex Manchester United legend, Ryan Giggs, has denied there are problems between Louis van Gaal and himself because his wife is too old! A good friend of Ryan, who we found wandering around the bus station, talking to Jaggedone's CIA'...
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Funny story: Man United employ secret weapon - a Llama

Man United employ secret weapon - a Llama

Louis van Gaal, much troubled Manchester United, double Dutch manager, has resorted to a drastic method of getting his lame (not Llama, not yet) team playing exciting football again. Although United are winning many games, LVG, just does not seem...
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Funny story: The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star reporter, Heinz Neo-NonNazi, has just jackbooted out of Nigel Farage's mansion through the bog and sewer and relayed this report to Neo-Non-Nazi HQ in a bunker near Berlin. Nigel was chatting to his German mi...
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Funny story: Sikh people save down and out indigenous Brits!

Sikh people save down and out indigenous Brits!

Homeless people in the the UK are turning to Sikh immigrants for help because Sikh people always offer their food to those who are downtrodden, out of luck, Untouchable and general cast outs. It is in the Sikh tradition to help down and outs and...
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Funny story: Canadian MP, Pat Martin, rushes out of parliament because his pants were too tight!

Canadian MP, Pat Martin, rushes out of parliament because his pants were too tight!

CIA HQ in Canadian Parliament male boghole has just received a flash of MP, Pat Martin's rear end after he rushed in here to change his tight underpants! Star Canadian CIA (Cockroach Inflitration Army) reporter, Randy Orifice-Thong, after being bo...
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Funny story: Chelsea racist hooligans show their true colour, and it aint blue!

Chelsea racist hooligans show their true colour, and it aint blue!

Star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) international soccer reporter, Messieur Wee Wee Black-Cockadoodle, crawled out of the metro underground and observed the following. Racist hooligan football yobs refused entry to a black gentleman attempting...
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Funny story: Greek banks go begging in streets of Athens!

Greek banks go begging in streets of Athens!

Distraught Greek bank personnel and managers were spotted carrying begging bowls along the streets of Athens and other major cities in the country! After refusing to accept the EU's reforms and repayment conditions Greek multi-millionaires and nor...
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Funny story: Italians racist? Never, ask Signori Sacchi!

Italians racist? Never, ask Signori Sacchi!

Prominent, ex-international soccer coach, Arrigo Sacchi claims there are too many black players in Italian soccer and this fact is undermining the true identity of Italy who generally are a bunch of racist morons, but do not like admitting it. They p...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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