David Cameron today issued a call to arms. He called out to all Conservatives and demanded that they call out for people everywhere to call for change.
Gordon Brown responded by calling for calm and his Cabinet reiterated his call by calling for c...
News is emerging tonight that arch-nemeses Israel and Palestine have finally found common ground, in their joint disgust at the grand opening of a new venue on the Gaza Strip called The Gaza Strip Club.
On hearing of this immorally indulgant teas...
Mind-Lord Derren Brown is in trouble tonight after one of his stunts went terribly, terribly wrong. Brown made a volunteer from his audience seemingly completely invisible but soon admitted he had no idea how to make her visible again.
Phil Spector, arms dealing music pariah, was found guilty of murder today after a lengthy court-case.
During the trial, Spector's lawyers argued that his original confession was actually a witness statement. When Phil said to the police 'The spec...
Shocking poll results released today reveal that nobody really understands the concept of time or even agrees on how to describe it.
One man checked his mobile-phone and then his watch, discovering the times to be completely different. As incompre...
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