Washington, D.C. The Obama sisters, Malia and Sasha, are currently not playing with each other.
This is said to be due to a recent visit by a cousin of the sisters at the White House. Malia Obama peeked in the cousin's secret diary when she -- Mal...
Anchorage, AK; Washington, DC - A team of economists for President Obama crashed this weekend in the high mountains of Alaska, where snowmobiling still is possible in the summer.
A team of rescuers had found the wrecked snowmobile with the team of...
Washington, DC - President Barack Obama on Independence Day said he would on behalf of the United States apologize for the treatment the Loyalists got during and after the American War for Independence.
The President will host a dinner at the Whit...
Washington, D.C. With Supreme Court Justice Souter's upcoming retirement, a High Court vacancy arises, and President Barack Obama faces the task of nominating a successor.
In keeping with the President's promise of change and allowing citizens mor...
Berlin, Germany. Swine flu is actually wine flu, an investigation shows.
Some incidents of what was thought to be a suspicious disease were being investigated by a German research institute. The institute made a statement: "This iss wine flu!"...
London, UK. Labor Day protesters came up with brilliant solutions this year.
The slogans were many, and amongst them were:
* "More Protest Days Give Progress!"
* "Protests Are What Brings the World Forward!"
* "Slogans Bring Progress to the...
Washington, D.C. Real change is coming to the White House, an executive spokesman says. The newly acquired dog will be ditched for four kittens. These will be named Paris, Hilton, Britney, and Spears.
President Obama was made aware that the previo...
Brussels, Belgium. A report has leaked out from the office of Giorgio Borrasa, European Commissioner for Continental Insecurity, a top secret office inspired by the Department of Homeland Insecurity in the land of the unfree and home of the afraid.
Democracy has been indicted for the Crucifixion crime at Golgotha, a spokesman for the International Court of Justice at The Hague said. The trial will begin this summer at the Peace Palace.
The question "Jesus or Barabbas?" is well-known as the q...
Harare, Zimbabwe. Ben Bernanke is very pleased with his visit at the central bank in the Zimbabwean capital, Harare. Dr. Bernanke is visiting his Zimbabwean colleague, Reserve Bank Governor Dr. Gideon Gono, and the Zimbabwe President, Dr. Robert Muga...
Chicago, IL. The daughters of President Barack Obama, Malia and Sasha, had to be rescued out of a labyrinth by the fire brigade, when on a visit to Chicago this weekend.
When asked what they thought when lost in the labyrinth, the Obama daughters...
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