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Funny story:  Capellos' not so magnificent 7

Capellos' not so magnificent 7

After much deliberation, The Italian, who looks like he's left his false teeth at home, has finally mumbled. He has named the 7 which will remain at home and have the luxury of watching the World Cup on their 60 inch LCD TVs, while guzzling a bottle...
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Funny story:  David 'Del Boy'  Cameron and Rodders to run UK

David 'Del Boy' Cameron and Rodders to run UK

Its official 'Del Boy' also known as David Cameron and his side kick Rodney Nick Clegg are set to run the UK, with Del Boy declaring himself as prime minister. Del Boy was heard screaming down the corridors of the House of commons 'Rodney you plon...
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Funny story:  Doctor Who spotted in Tipton as waiter

Doctor Who spotted in Tipton as waiter

Doctor Whos David Tennant has regenerated from an actor into an Indian waiter in Tipton called Saeed Linghamdoubledeckerbus - The current owner (Russel Davies) of the famous Indian restaurant 'Vindaloo gives u Poo' stated 'he is the Time Lord, he loo...
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Funny story:  Premiership manager caught with pants down

Premiership manager caught with pants down

A PREMIER League manager spent more than an hour in the company of hookers in a "Thai" vice den, Simon Dogbreath a leading gambler has his money on Avram Grant at 2/1, Gary Megson at 6/1 and an outsider of 20/1 on Harry Rednapp 'Its easy youve j...
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Funny story:  No 10 smear messages published

No 10 smear messages published

Details of emails which smeared the reputation of several top Tories have been released. Labour MPs, however, are denying their validity. According to the Sonday Timmes, the smear messages in the emails include: - Spreading rumours about the sh...
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Funny story:  US navy captured by Somali pirates

US navy captured by Somali pirates

Reports from the Somali news agency suggest early this morning a US battleship heading towards North Korea was sensationally captured by 3 Somali Pirates in a fierce battle on a rubber dingy. The battleship which is equipped heavily with arms and...
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Funny story:  Parkinson attacks Goody

Parkinson attacks Goody

Broadcasting legend Sir Mickey Parkinson has attacked Jade Goody, days after her funeral. Speaking to the TV Times, he said the reality TV star represented: "all that's crap about Britain today". He added that she was "a whore" and "shameless" a...
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Funny story:  St Georges day to be renamed St Kevins day

St Georges day to be renamed St Kevins day

St Georges day the national day of England is said to be renamed 'St Kevins day'. Historians have discovered St George was actually St Kevin. Popadobalee a specialist British historian was quoted as saying 'George was an alias used to confuse the...
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Funny story:  Jacqui Smith voted sexiest babe in Afghanistan

Jacqui Smith voted sexiest babe in Afghanistan

British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is once again in the news after being voted 'the sexiest babe' outside Afghanistan. The local Afghani camel and goat herders have called for her to appear naked in this months Playgoat (A popular lads mag). Moh...
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Funny story:  UK Government to introduce 'Sh*it tax'

UK Government to introduce 'Sh*it tax'

As a new initiative the UK government is set to introduce a new green tax called - 'The Sh*it Tax'. Its the brain child of Alistair Darling. 'The Shit tax' would be calculated by weight -the more you shit the more tax you pay, the less yo shit...
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Funny story:  Osama changes name to Obama

Osama changes name to Obama

Osama bin Laden has changed his name to Obama bin Laden. A goat herder called Mohammed Mohummed Smith broke the news worldwide when he heard one of Osamas wives call out 'Obama? Oi! Obama? wash your own underpants Im fed up of cleaning your skid mark...
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John Walsh's PTSD doctor in plagiarism scandal

Army doctor filed the same medical review hundreds of times for soldiers looking to get tax free disability pay!

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