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Hillary Wins All Electoral Votes Due to Recount Based on IQ

Funny story: Hillary Wins All Electoral Votes Due to Recount Based on IQ

In a stunning development Hillary Clinton has won 100% of the Electoral College votes. Not since George Washington's first two terms has any president won in this fashion. It all started when Hillary tweeted Donald, "I may have lost but my voters a...

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No Need for Tenses?

Funny story: No Need for Tenses?

While it is commonly acknowledged by physicists that time is an illusion, people continue to ignore this by using the past tense and the future tense in their speech. One person who acknowledges and promotes this time/space continuum fact is Billy P...

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Watching Paint Dry New Baby Boomer Habit

Funny story: Watching Paint Dry New Baby Boomer Habit

Streaming entertainment has been the buzzword (well, buzzwords) for the past few years as media conglomerates battle each other for content and access to the consumer. Recent studies have shown that millenials spend 2000% more time watching movies o...

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Original Bible Discovered

Funny story: Original Bible Discovered

The original Holy Text was discovered this week at a remote Middle Eastern location no one has ever heard of. Using radio carbon dating, researchers were able to determine that the bible was approximately 4,000 years old, eerily close to two times 2...

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Hillary Clinton Named Attorney General

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Named Attorney General

In surprising news today, Hillary Clinton was named attorney general by president-elect Trump. Sources indicate that the Trump transition team has found plenty of Republicans with significant foreign policy experience and plenty of Republicans w...

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New "Survivor" Location for Next Season Revealed--the South Side of Chicago

Funny story: New "Survivor" Location for Next Season Revealed--the South Side of Chicago

Moving away from its tropical island format, the "Survivor" reality show's 34th season will be held in a tenement in the South Side of Chicago. "We felt we needed a bit more danger in the show as well as a change of scene," said LeRoy Brown, the s...

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Big Mac Gives Birth to Slider

Funny story: Big Mac Gives Birth to Slider

Much to the surprise of the MacDonald's employees at 8th and Marsh in Fort Lauderdale, Florida this morning (average age 78), the 279th Big Mac of the day gave birth to a perfectly formed slider before being stuffed into a sack for a drive-thru custo...

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Anthony Perkins Killed While Showering

Funny story: Anthony Perkins Killed While Showering

In an ironic twist, actor Anthony Perkins was killed by an unknown assailant last night while showering. He was 84. Prematurely reported as dying from AIDS in the early 90's by Breitbart news, Perkins recently emerged from oblivion and made the rou...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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