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Funny story: Madonna Surfaces On Antiques Roadshow

Madonna Surfaces On Antiques Roadshow

MARSEILLE, France: Madonna, singer and performer extraordinaire, surfaced on an Antiques Roadshow taping yesterday evening. The Roadshow, which appraises various fossils and relics from the past brought in by locals, has just wrapped up a week of fi...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Distraught Over Romo Breakup And Weinermobile Crash

Jessica Simpson Distraught Over Romo Breakup And Weinermobile Crash

Singer Jessica Simpson has finally decided to break her lengthy silence over her split with Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo. Oddly, she also decided comment on the recent Oscar Mayer Weinermobile crash in a Wisconsin suburb. As she paced li...
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Funny story: Tarzan Begs For Custody of Michael Jackson's Chimp Bubbles

Tarzan Begs For Custody of Michael Jackson's Chimp Bubbles

In an amazing turn of events, yet another bizzare individual has thrown his loincloth in the ring in hopes of gaining custody of Michael Jackson's beloved chimp, Bubbles. Tarzan, world renowned dirty savage, has announced that he would be the per...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Chimp Bubbles Lands Job At Starbucks

Michael Jackson's Chimp Bubbles Lands Job At Starbucks

Things are finally looking up for Bubbles, the unemployed pet chimpanzee of the late Michael Jackson. After days of frantic searching, he has obtained every American chimp's dream job. Bubbles now holds the title of coffee barista at Starbucks. Ever...
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Funny story: North Korea Takes Aim at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

North Korea Takes Aim at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

HOLLYWOOD: It has been brought to our attention that North Korea may be preparing to move it's missle carrying ship to the southern coast of California. Their newest target? Neverland Ranch, former home and playground of the late pop star, Michael...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Last Regret: Missing The "Cash For Clunkers" program.

Michael Jackson's Last Regret: Missing The "Cash For Clunkers" program.

It's called the "Cash for Clunkers" program, widely promoted in the US. What is it? It's a car allowance rebate system which allows the owner of an old clunker to get up to $4,500 for turning it in to put toward a new, more fuel efficient model. I...
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Funny story: "Michael Jackson Tribute Song" to be released by Sir Elton John

"Michael Jackson Tribute Song" to be released by Sir Elton John

We recently caught up with world renowned pop singer and songwriter, Sir Elton John, in order to get an update as to how his new tribute song, honoring the late Michael Jackson, was coming along. He told us, "He was such a dear, dear, dear friend...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Estate Commissions "Sunny Day" Umbrella

Michael Jackson's Estate Commissions "Sunny Day" Umbrella

It's about time. The estate of Michael Jackson has finally issued a press release stating that it has commissioned the official "Michael Jackson Commerative Sunny Day Umbrella" in collaboration with Totes, the internationally known "rainy day" umbrel...
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Funny story: South Carolina's Governor Marc Sanford Returns From "Land of the Lost"

South Carolina's Governor Marc Sanford Returns From "Land of the Lost"

What we all have been hoping for has just been confirmed by South Carolina's governor Marc Sanford. As you know, the governor recently went missing for an entire week. He informed that he was hiking through the Appalachian mountains of North Caro...
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Funny story: McDonald's set to Crack Down on Free Drink Refills

McDonald's set to Crack Down on Free Drink Refills

Due to the bad economy, more people have been engaging in random "drink sniping". What exactly is "drink sniping?" It's street for people who are not legally entitled to a free complimentary refill at their local McDonald's. According to McDonald's e...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "Come to my Pampered Chef party!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "Come to my Pampered Chef party!"

We all know that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's state of California has been experiencing it's share of economic woes in recent months. There are far too many to list, but now he has come up with a revolutionary new idea designed to combat his stat...
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Funny story: Iran's Ahmadinejad To Protestors: "Spoiled Brats!"

Iran's Ahmadinejad To Protestors: "Spoiled Brats!"

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, president of Iran, recently demanded an interview with us in order to address the ongoing problem with protestors attempting to overthrow him and his government. How could we refuse? As we spoke with him it was just around lu...
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Funny story: North Korean Missle Ship Refuses to Leave Hawaii

North Korean Missle Ship Refuses to Leave Hawaii

Well, it's happened again. Yet another "intimidating" North Korean missile carrying ship has accidentally ventured off course in the Pacific claiming to be lost. We were able to track them down in Hawaii, and observed as the men enjoyed a relaxing lu...
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Funny story: Mega Loser Ashton Kutcher Wins Something

Mega Loser Ashton Kutcher Wins Something

What is he? A celebrity? Someone with acting talent? A person? We don't have the answer to those complicated questions, but we did just find out that he may be the first person, place or thing to have a million Tweets on Twitter. Whatever that means.
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Funny story: Obama Goldfish Feeling Left Out After Arrival Of Dog Bo

Obama Goldfish Feeling Left Out After Arrival Of Dog Bo

It happens all the time. Your parents adopt a new sibling for you because they think you're feeling lonely and need a playmate. Then that new sibling steals all the attention and starts to make you feel left out." We asked how the First Goldfish,...
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Funny story: United Nations Set To Layoff Monaco

United Nations Set To Layoff Monaco

With the world economy in such a desperate state, the United Nations is facing the idea of having to layoff one of its very own, with the teeny tiny country of Monaco as the most likely first candidate. We recently discussed this layoff possibili...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson's Wife Knows 'What Women Want'

Mel Gibson's Wife Knows 'What Women Want'

In light of the news of Mel Gibson's impending divorce, this reporter recently sat down with his wife, Robyn Moore Gibson for an intimate chat about her plans, goals and feelings. When we arrived at her palatial Malibu home, we immediately notice...
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Funny story: Woman Ignores 15 Minute Rule At Berlin Zoo's Polar Bear Moat

Woman Ignores 15 Minute Rule At Berlin Zoo's Polar Bear Moat

It has been brought to our attention that a woman was seen diving into the polar bear moat at the Berlin Zoo yesterday. We were able to locate one of the polar bear keepers and asked him why on earth a person would do such a thing? He responded,...
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Breaking News...

New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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