Due to the great financial and critical success of 2009's 2012, in 2010, director Roland Emmerich's dream movie is going to be released, with a spatula and a tinted pickle jar as the main characters.
"I wrote the screenplay when I was 9, and I've...
Now the subject of much controversy, an unnamed scientific organization in Bern, Switzerland now claims that the common squirrel, in fact, evolved from bananas.
The president of the organization, Murman Dinkles, says he wasn't surprised. "I me...
Two diabetic elves were made very happy last Tuesday, when they got their first car from singer and socialite Susan Boyle.
"It was a pleasure knowing that I helped a couple of diabetic elves get the true meaning of friendship," said Susan Boyle,...
In a stunning turn of events, a young man from the University of Flonders in Nigeria swallowed his own face after an attempt to swallow his nose.
"Mmff bgg hll bffg hnnf," commented Shinead "Skinhead" O'Doodle, the 20 year old who was credited wi...
It was close to evening time on Tuesday, in the city of Gloucester, England, when the first liver transplant by an ostrich was done.
The ostrich, referred to affectionately as Damien, was groomed to be a surgeon since he was born. "I took care o...
An unknown creature until now, the world's first Oldfoot was spotted by a hiker in rural London, England.
"It was a really weird-looking thing. The first thing that came to mind was those pictures of Bigfoot in North America, except this one l...
Scientists in Moscow, Russia, have recently uncovered a startling truth 103 years in the making. It is now a scientific fact: 2 plus 2 in fact equals 5.
"I always knew that there was something wrong with that equation. I could just never put my...
It was a cold Tuesday morning in Boogleville. The wind was picking up, and the rain lashing relentlessly on the small town.
It was then that Humpty Dumpty decided to sit on the wall.
Dumpty, aged 16, was allegedly "trying to set a world reco...
At 4:54 PM, Abraham Lincoln walked into Roger's Convenience and bought a Mars bar and a lighter with basketballs on it.
So says Maurice Sugarbloom, part-time cashier of Roger's Convenience.
"He had a beard, a big black hat, and he was tall.
After 30 years of hard work, a group of scientists in Budapest have successfully made a frog grow a moustache for the first time in recorded history. "It's really a good, good feeling," says Oscar Schnippleton, one of the scientists on the project.
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