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Funny story: Spatula Main Character in Emmerich's New Movie

Spatula Main Character in Emmerich's New Movie

Due to the great financial and critical success of 2009's 2012, in 2010, director Roland Emmerich's dream movie is going to be released, with a spatula and a tinted pickle jar as the main characters. "I wrote the screenplay when I was 9, and I've...
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Funny story: New Study: Squirrels Evolved from Bananas

New Study: Squirrels Evolved from Bananas

Now the subject of much controversy, an unnamed scientific organization in Bern, Switzerland now claims that the common squirrel, in fact, evolved from bananas. The president of the organization, Murman Dinkles, says he wasn't surprised. "I me...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Donates Car to Diabetic Elves

Susan Boyle Donates Car to Diabetic Elves

Two diabetic elves were made very happy last Tuesday, when they got their first car from singer and socialite Susan Boyle. "It was a pleasure knowing that I helped a couple of diabetic elves get the true meaning of friendship," said Susan Boyle,...
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Funny story: Young Man Swallows Own Face

Young Man Swallows Own Face

In a stunning turn of events, a young man from the University of Flonders in Nigeria swallowed his own face after an attempt to swallow his nose. "Mmff bgg hll bffg hnnf," commented Shinead "Skinhead" O'Doodle, the 20 year old who was credited wi...
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Funny story: First Liver Transplant Done by an Ostrich

First Liver Transplant Done by an Ostrich

It was close to evening time on Tuesday, in the city of Gloucester, England, when the first liver transplant by an ostrich was done. The ostrich, referred to affectionately as Damien, was groomed to be a surgeon since he was born. "I took care o...
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Funny story: First known Oldfoot spotted in rural London

First known Oldfoot spotted in rural London

An unknown creature until now, the world's first Oldfoot was spotted by a hiker in rural London, England. "It was a really weird-looking thing. The first thing that came to mind was those pictures of Bigfoot in North America, except this one l...
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Funny story: New Scientific Study: 2 + 2 = 5

New Scientific Study: 2 + 2 = 5

Scientists in Moscow, Russia, have recently uncovered a startling truth 103 years in the making. It is now a scientific fact: 2 plus 2 in fact equals 5. "I always knew that there was something wrong with that equation. I could just never put my...
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Funny story: Humpty Dumpty Declared Dead

Humpty Dumpty Declared Dead

It was a cold Tuesday morning in Boogleville. The wind was picking up, and the rain lashing relentlessly on the small town. It was then that Humpty Dumpty decided to sit on the wall. Dumpty, aged 16, was allegedly "trying to set a world reco...
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Funny story: Abraham Lincoln Spotted in Convenience Store

Abraham Lincoln Spotted in Convenience Store

At 4:54 PM, Abraham Lincoln walked into Roger's Convenience and bought a Mars bar and a lighter with basketballs on it. So says Maurice Sugarbloom, part-time cashier of Roger's Convenience. "He had a beard, a big black hat, and he was tall.
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Funny story: First Frog to Grow Mustache in Recorded History

First Frog to Grow Mustache in Recorded History

After 30 years of hard work, a group of scientists in Budapest have successfully made a frog grow a moustache for the first time in recorded history. "It's really a good, good feeling," says Oscar Schnippleton, one of the scientists on the project.
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