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Cold beach...what a great idea.

Funny story: Cold beach...what a great idea.

Fersarchee, the renowned fashion house, is to create the world's first refrigerated beach so that hotel guests can walk comfortably across the sand on scorching days. The beach will be next to the the new Palazzo hotel which is being built in Dub...

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Mrs Edna Jackson comes forward at long last

Funny story: Mrs Edna Jackson comes forward at long last

Meet Edna Jackson, a woman who has filed three guardianship petitions - one for each of Michel Jackson's three children. Edna declaired today, "I am the biological mother of Prince Michael Jackson II and all of his siblings." I am married to...

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Health service to help you decide if you're gay

Funny story: Health service to help you decide if you're gay

Officials have been given the go ahead this week to help Bi-curious men who are not sure whether they are indeed gay or not. Hospital staff have urged men to go to a male doctor and complain of rectal bleeding. 'Hopefully the resultant erotic...

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Muslims fear new strain of flu

Funny story: Muslims fear new strain of flu

Top muslims have contacted the government today with fears for their safety. Speaking from a gold encrusted temple somewhere in Bradford, Top man Abby Dabby Doodar stated the current epidemic was worrying for all of the British muslims. "We killed...

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Kim and Aggie comeback with a vengance!

Funny story: Kim and Aggie comeback with a vengance!

News today of a comeback by 'How disgusting is your house' cleaners and domestic goddesses Kim and Aggie. Almost Quoted as saying " This county needs us especially the council house brigade " Kim is particularly missing sniffing all the mould...

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Michael Jackson Outrage

Funny story: Michael Jackson Outrage

Michael Quackson who is in Britain this week publicising his forthcoming nuptials to Bo-Bo the baby Babboon from Londons zoo has been making a nuisance of himself again. Its been reported that he made several unwelcome phonecalls to the late, grea...

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Flu Outbreak and the Old Curable

Funny story: Flu Outbreak and the Old Curable

Health Ministers have been advising pensioners to Save having to get a flu jab each year by not queuing outside the Post Office every Tuesday morning in the pouring rain an hour before it opens. "They won't run out of money. It's not like the queue o...

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Fern Britton Cruelty Shock

Funny story: Fern Britton Cruelty Shock

Amateur garden enthusiast and fat former TV hostess Fern Britton was questioned this week, after she faced charges of gross cruelty. It was reported that on 24th March 2009 the former model and superstar was snuffling and digging for truffles in...

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Queenie not going to let catholics in Buckingham Palace

Funny story: Queenie not going to let catholics in Buckingham Palace

Buckingham Place spokesman Mohamed Al Fyed anounced Her Majesty had given an insight as to why devout roman catholics should not be allowed inside her 'crib' The queen was quoted as saying 'If the Lord has not yet made Himself visible to the delu...

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Conkers or just bonkers?

Funny story: Conkers or just bonkers?

It was reported this week from those stupid bureaucratic idiots in Brussels that the new European laws concerning the age old schoolboy practice of 'conkering' have been reviewed. European representative and once TV heartthrob Robert Killjoy Silk...

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Jasper Carrot 'Not a happy bunny'

Funny story: Jasper Carrot 'Not a happy bunny'

Humorous comedian Jasper Carrot has been reprimanded for calling a contestant a 'cheating bastard' on his primetime show 'Golden Testicles'. It was reported to me yesterday that the ever so funny and devilishly handsome Jasper was furious with th...

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Fat Fern Hits Out

Funny story: Fat Fern Hits Out

Fat Fern Britton is set to quit Good Morning after finding out that TV bosses surreptitiously filmed her obese torso and used in a BBC news report about Britain's obesity problem. She is quoted as saying (not that she did you understand) 'I will...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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