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Funny story: Zionist Fruit Infiltrates Tehran

Zionist Fruit Infiltrates Tehran

Chinese Zionist Fruit subversion assaults Tehran citizens undermining homophobic Iranian family values. Citizens all over Tehran were made temporarily gay after eating Jaffa Sweetie's labelled as product of Israel. A local fruit gobbler noticed...
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Funny story: Gates Open for Taliban Vasectomies

Gates Open for Taliban Vasectomies

Reporting from Islamabadenough Pakistan. And really, as if it wasn't bad enough for most Pakistanis. Defence Secretary Robert Gapes has proposed the culling of the Taliban and giving them all vasectomies. President Swindlehari is prepared to mob...
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Funny story: Madonna Adopts Susan Boyle

Madonna Adopts Susan Boyle

Madonna flew back from Malawi where she has abandoned the idea of adopting children due to the legal red tape. "I got my idea from the Magic Chrisitan movie, where Peter Sellers adopts Ringo Starr". In a conversation with her press agent the supe...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle to be Cloned for Deep Space Exploration

Susan Boyle to be Cloned for Deep Space Exploration

Susan Boyle, this is your life. The science world is in a clamour as the main glamour spot in who will be cloned twenty two times to form a team of deep space cosmonauts is revealed. Susan Boyle was chosen today to boldly go where no brow has gone b...
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Funny story: Artworld Adrift in Shitty Artists

Artworld Adrift in Shitty Artists

Fine Art Reporting Team - SMEARGATE, Santiago Sierra's shit blocks , Sotheby's selling Manzoni's canned caca from the seventies, Gilbert & George illuminated Crap Scapes. It just seems to go on and on. Is nothing tethered down in the Art world. W...
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Funny story: Papal Condom Stash Seized

Papal Condom Stash Seized

After his whirlwind tour of Africa, the Pope returned to Rome to find that an internal inquiry by Bishops and Cardinals had revealed the surreptitious plans of the Papal Seal to corner the world market on condoms. Upon further investigation a vast...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle marries Prince Charles

Susan Boyle marries Prince Charles

Susan Boyle is relocating to Clarence House and Camilla Bowles is sent packing. In a bizarre escalation of events "Britain's Got Bullocks" star Susan Boyle has become the press darling, and in a tribute to the common folk, Buckingham Palace had invit...
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Funny story: Madoff Opens Sperm Bank

Madoff Opens Sperm Bank

Bernie's dripping assets at the centre of a new controversy. In a unbelievable twist today, it was thought that the ponzi scheme king had set up shop at Sing Sing where he is serving his 150 year sentence for defrauding everybody. It was thought this...
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Funny story: Excremental Artist Santiago Sierra's Mega Shit Show

Excremental Artist Santiago Sierra's Mega Shit Show

Fine Art Review Team - "Hey Sierra, Get your shit together and get your zipper up". If only, but noooo this pooo's for you. This is fine art and high culture far beyond the tearful eye of the common man. Once again the snooty art world treads int...
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Funny story: Penis Oil Saves Car Industry

Penis Oil Saves Car Industry

Friction has been reduced between those that taketh and those that giveth in the car industry and government by the recent re-discovery of an endless supply of energy. Within inches of your laptop is an endless supply of energy that might one day f...
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Funny story: Baby meat cults on the rise

Baby meat cults on the rise

Rich people have been eating babies in hopes of staying younger. If you think the current economic downturn is creating new debt for generations to come, think again. Babies are once again on the menu as international bankers and the IMF sit to cho...
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Funny story: Lucian Freud Painting Attacks Madonna

Lucian Freud Painting Attacks Madonna

Lucian Freud, one of the best known, and most successful portrait painters of the late great twentieth century when things we're simpler and dirt stayed in the gutter, is once again in the headlines. In a recent string of young women reclining be...
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Funny story: Boy George Accidentally Injures Third Eye

Boy George Accidentally Injures Third Eye

As if it wasn't enough that "Ole Boy George" has been having a string of bad luck with tying up his snacks to radiators, he has now created more problems for his all but dissipated career. In a recent "fronce" with a local "150 roses" per hour bo...
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Funny story: Jeff Koons Doesn't Eat Out Anymore

Jeff Koons Doesn't Eat Out Anymore

Art Press Feed - No box lunch at the Y for Jeff, the middle aged artist Jeff Koons showing signs that family life is bearing down on him. In a recent, interview at the Tate Museum in London England, when asked about family life, the artist claimed,...
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Funny story: Murakami "Oval Budha" Out Of Orbit

Murakami "Oval Budha" Out Of Orbit

Art Press Feed - Artist Takashi Murakami, has signed a contract with the MOMA in NY to have the Oval Buddha installed on the Moon. Recession gloom sets down on the art world as ostentatious objects are hidden from public view. In an effort to q...
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