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Man has day he forgot Trump is president"Who knew food tasted so good!"
He also enjoyed neighbors, wife, kids, dog, wine, and wind on his face.
Taliban leader asks Afghans for favorMullah Haibatullah Akhundzada asked Afghans to plant trees. "We need more places from which to ambush American dogs," he said.
Randy Quaid's act unconvincingHas-been actor Randy Quaid was arrested at the border when, according to Mounties, he tried to impersonate a Canuck in order to illegally enter Canada. (The U. S. doesn't want him, either.)
You Can Tel It's Mattel: They Swell!To keep up with the times, Mattel has introduced Transgender Ken. When his left arm is twisted, he grows boobs. "He can get as big as a 36C." Barbie says. "I'm jealous, because I'm on a 32B."
Boobs or Butts? Porn researchers know your preferred fetishAccording to researchers, Internet users in the East prefer boobs, while Western Webheads would rather ogle butts. Penile preferences were not included in the study, as they're regarded as "too gay."
Discovery explains a lotAccording to scientists, Neanderthal genes still influence our genes, especially those of Hillary Clinton.
Ollie returns to safety of zooAfter carousing the streets of the nation's capital, Ollie the bobcat, deciding he preferred the zoo, returned to his cage.
Opining on "Chatti-Newsi-Bullshi-ness"The phenomenon of "Chatti-Newsi-Bullshi-ness" permeating the airwaves reminds one of a swarm of angry wasps in search of a mud-hole that they'll never find.
96$ and you get a Kim Mark II in the box!"Pay peanuts, get monkeys" Ancient North Korean proverb proves Kim Jong Un right!
Trump Babbles Coherently Nobody UnderstandsIn a complete reversal of normal babble, Trump babbled so coherently his handlers passed out leaving him alone in a meeting room with a wet bar. HUGE, SAD. 2 hours later he was a babbling idiot again.
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