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LAPD admits mistakes in prolonged manhunt

Funny story: LAPD admits mistakes in prolonged manhunt

After a televised ending to the manhunt many questions were raised about the police tactics that were used. A spokesman for the LAPD responded to allegations that, the department had bungled opportunities to end the manhunt earlier. It became the lo...

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Cruise Lines Agree on Regulatory Body

Funny story: Cruise Lines Agree on Regulatory Body

CEO's of the worlds cruise lines announced their cooperation with a newly empowered regulatory agency. "Maritime law and international waters have made a regulatory agency nearly impossible to form. That is why the top cruise lines have agreed to...

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Olympics Drops Medal Awards from 2014 Games

Funny story: Olympics Drops Medal Awards from 2014 Games

It has been announced that medals will no longer be handed out to finalists in the 2014 games. The decision was applauded by television networks and ushers in a new era for the aging sports franchise. The decision to halt medal awards was voted o...

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U.S. Mint urges Congress to discontinue the T-shirt

Funny story: U.S. Mint urges Congress to discontinue the T-shirt

Top economists at the U.S. Mint are urging the house and senate to discontinue the iconic T-shirt. "T-shirts costs vary wildly. Anywhere from 5 to 25 dollars per unit, and have Zero value, less than a cent!" comments Randy Zublowski spokesman for th...

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Hipsters Celebrate The City's Newest Food Truck!

Funny story: Hipsters Celebrate The City's Newest Food Truck!

Dick's food truck is a friendly, family owned business that has recently sprung up in The City. Richard, the food truck owner, reports that business is swelling. Customers rave about the plentiful, mouth-watering fare. Promoted through word-of-mouth,...

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Apple fires entire Ipod nano division

Funny story: Apple fires entire Ipod nano division

(Cupertino, CA) Apple computer announced the abrupt firing of its entire Ipod nano staff. Steve jobs took to the podium today to explain "They went too far this time. I just got out of a meeting with the guys, and when I saw the next generation nano...

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Google CEO advises newspapers on business tactics

Funny story: Google CEO advises newspapers on business tactics

San Diego, CA - On Tuesday Google CEO encouraged newspaper publishers to focus on making some money. "Try really hard and stuff, to like find new ways to get more moneys" he encouraged. Without providing any specifics Eric Schmidt waved his hands...

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Obama expands "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy

Funny story: Obama expands "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy

News Update (Washington DC) - President Obama took to the podium today to expand the military's stance on gays. Going forward this new policy will not be limited to just military personnel, and will affect the lives of all Americans. "Look, now, t...

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Lebouf set to star in movie based on popular childrens toys

Funny story: Lebouf set to star in movie based on popular childrens toys

DreamMovies Pictures in association with KeyGrip films has announced Shia Lebouf is set to star in an upcoming action film based on a series of popular children's toys. Movies about toys are the latest craze sweeping Hollywood. Producer Jerry Gol...

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Lohans Va-Jay-Jay breaks silence

Funny story: Lohans Va-Jay-Jay breaks silence

(West Hollywood): Long missing from the tabloids, La-Lohan's vagina is ready to mount a comeback. Kitty - formerly known as fire crotch - wants to prove she is ready to work. Often seen at night club openings and dining hot-spots, the troubled st...

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Popular fortune cookie worker found dead

Funny story: Popular fortune cookie worker found dead

During a sunrise raid by the US immigration office, agents discovered a dead body in the OK fortune cookie plant. According to reports he had apparently been trapped for years and had sent thousands of messages for help. Tragically the "Help I am...

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Former Game Show contestants robbed at gunpoint

Funny story: Former Game Show contestants robbed at gunpoint

Friday night, two contestants on the game show "Taxi Treasure" were robbed at gunpoint, after failing to answer the first three questions on the popular show. The game show - set inside a taxi cab - picks up unsuspecting passengers and offers the...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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