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Glastonbury Hasn't Booked The Gorillaz After All

Funny story: Glastonbury Hasn't Booked The Gorillaz After All

Glastonbury organiser Michael Eavis has made the biggest mistake of his career, not only on his last festival, but on the 50th anniversary. After being given the 'best problem in the world' of U2 pulling out from the festival, he was left with the...

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U2 come clean over Glasto cancellation!

Funny story: U2 come clean over Glasto cancellation!

Bono, also known as The Crow, or the prick with sunglasses has had to pull U2 for performing at Glastonbury's 150th anniversary for fears that the Irish rock band might be attacked by disgruntled fans. The band that has been releasing top ten shits s...

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Sir Alan Sugar takes on Prime Minister

Funny story: Sir Alan Sugar takes on Prime Minister

Alan Sugar will be standing in as Prime Minister and has vowed to 'hire and fire' where necessary. The Hackney born and bread selling barrow boy was first asked by Gordon Brown to be the enterprise tsar in the cabinet reshuffle but has now changed si...

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Obama Arrested!

Funny story: Obama Arrested!

Michelle Obama has been arrested and locked up in the Tower of London since touching up The Queen at there first meeting at the G20 Summit last week. Her majesty said she felt 'violated and dirty' after the mortal had touched her and that she has 'no...

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The Police are attacked in G20 Riots!

Funny story: The Police are attacked in G20 Riots!

The Police have been attacked in the protests around London surrounding the G20 summit. A spokesperson for the English three-piece rock band said 'Sting was pretty unhappy, he said it gave him flash backs from scenes from Quadrophenia, days he would...

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Police to probe UK torture claims

Funny story: Police to probe UK torture claims

Police will investigate claims that an MI5 agent was complicit in torture carried out at Guantanamo bay.. One inmate, known as Mohamed to protect his identity, was held at Guantanamo Bay after he was caught on a London bus without a travel card la...

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The Apprentice has been pulled from airing the latest session!

Funny story: The Apprentice has been pulled from airing the latest session!

Sir Alan Sugar is said to be furious at news that tonight's episode will be the last. The BBC have said that after reviewing the first of the series they have decided that it's not what they want to be backing in a shocking twist. The Apprentice, whi...

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Google Street View stands their ground!

Funny story: Google Street View stands their ground!

After thousands of complaints to Watchdog, Google has said no to the idea of removing Street View, there new feature that allows you to walk the streets cities around the world from the comfort of your own home. The idea was thought up by Google...

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Theo Walcott Banned!

Funny story: Theo Walcott Banned!

Theo Walcott has been banned for life from playing football, even for his home town team, after he proved positive for actually being a whippet. The Arsenal player, who plays unders Terry Henry's old number, is in fact a rare form of whippet. This...

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Woolworths to open again!

Funny story: Woolworths to open again!

After a dramatic turn of fate Woolies is to re-open. William Woolworth, the last of the Woolworths is to start over selling what Woolworths was famous for, wool. In recent times, with help of the recession, wool sales are on the rise. 'People love to...

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War Hero Beaten by Teenage Gang

Funny story: War Hero Beaten by Teenage Gang

A war hero was in shock last night as he was beaten by a gang of hoodie clad teenagers in the UK's final of 'Antiques Roadshow - Name your price'. The one off charity special gave the contestants the chance to guess the value of the objects on displa...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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